Author's note: Welcome to the Zooniverse! Where all your dreams come true!...Niverse!
Dedicated to: JK Rowling for writing Gideon's insult for me :D
Disclaimer: No I don't own the Boosh. That would require me to live in the UK.
No I don't own Bradley Hathaway. That would require me to live in Alabama...
"Like a zoologist loves baboons"
Howard was talking to .
Vince was standing within earshot of the two of them.
He was trying to concentrate on sweeping but kept getting distracted by the things Howard was saying.
Finally he hears Gideon scream and call Howard a "Babbling Bumbling Baboon!" He also heard her slap Howard and finally SAW Howard walk towards him.
He had a hand on his cheek, rubbing the red patch of skin.
"Come on." Vince said quietly and pulled Howard to the hut.
Vince sat Howard down on the couch, got out an icepack, and put the kettle on.
He walked over and sat down next to Howard.
"Stop." He cooed as he pulled Howard's hand away from his face.
He applied the icepack and Howard hissed.
"Sorry." Vince whispered.
"S'okay little man." Howard whispered back.
"Thanks." Howard whispered warily and wrapped an arm around Vince.
"I love baboons." Vince whispered.
A/N: Quite possibly the shortest thing i've ever published. What did you think? reviews please!