Dear Sirius,
I LOVE YOU, okay? I mean, what's not to love? And... WILL YOU MARRY ME...? Please?
Love from An Adoring Fan.
•••
(Response)
Uhm... BLIMEY, WE'RE ONLY 13. Slow down. I don't even know you.
Sincerely,
A Disgusted Sirius
P.S. I do admire your good taste in guys, though...