Deus Ex Naruto

by The BadAss Writer

What do you get when you mix three bored goddesses and Naruto? Follow Naruto as he fights, has sex and eats ramen as he makes fun of everyone else just because he can. Godlike Naruto. BAMF Naruto. Gore. Lemons. Incest.

4. DEN: Chapter four

Disclaimer: I own nothing except for the concepts I use on this story

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Chapter four: Everything is better after you graduate! (Part one)

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Kushina groaned lowly as she held her head as it pulsed with the strength of her hangover. She slowly rose to a sitting position on her bed and blinked as she noticed the ruined covers. She looked down to see that her legs were wide open and a pool of semen was formed in between them as the white thick liquid poured out of her ass and vagina. The smell of sex hit her nostrils as another groan was heard at her side. She turned her head to see Mikoto laying face down with drool coming out of her mouth, a stupid grin on her face and her ass sticking up. Like Kushina, a pool of semen formed beneath her as her ass and pussy were overflowed with it.

Kushina gave a grin as she slowly recalled the events of last night. The orgy had continued until two in the morning and by that time Naruto had filled all the holes of the participants with his cock but they were still raging to keep going. Kushina recalled Mikoto being fucked doggy style in the ass when Kino and Ino took their clone upstairs after they told the, to remember to close the door on their way out of their house. Then Hitomi, Hanabi and Hinata left with their two clones in tow after they had gotten somewhat decent enough to walk through the village. Yoshino had also dragged off her clone towards her house so she could continue her fun with Naruto. When Naruto had orgasmed into Mikoto's asshole, had had taken them back to their house an into Kushina's room where they had continued to have sex until he rendered them unconscious.

Kushina slowly stood up from the bed and began to limp towards the door. She didn't bother to put any clothes on as she had reached the pinnacle of intimacy with her son so she now deemed wearing clothes optional around the house. She noted that it wasn't ten still so Naruto hadn't left to get his team assigned. She grinned as she slowly and painfully walked down the stairs. Even if her pussy, asshole and throat were aching all over, she wouldn't mind another rump with her son in the morning.

Kushina reached the living room of her mansion and her eyes widened with incredulity at what she saw. "... Don't you ever get fucking tired of having sex honey?" She asked with exasperation at the scene going on at her couch.

Naruto smirked at her with thumbs up. "Nope. Good morning mom."

Naruto had his leg spread open as he sat on the couch and Ayame was kneeling in between them, his cock in her mouth as she sucked him with enthusiasm. She was also playing with his balls. Ayame was wearing a short, white cooking dress and a band around her head to keep her brown hair pulled back. She looked at Kushina for a few seconds as she stopped sucking off Naruto before she shrugged, nodded at her with Naruto's penis inside of her mouth before she went back to blowing him.

Kneeling on the couch by Naruto's side was Tsubaki wearing a skimpy black and white maid uniform. The skirt was wide and very short, covering centimeters beyond the crotch and it was incredibly tight around the body, accentuating the breast, waist and hips. Kushina could also see that Tsubaki wasn't wearing any underwear and that Naruto was fingering her pussy as she fed him ramen.

Kushina sighed before she took a seat by his side. She tried to ignore his cock and the two girls for the moment. But she moaned when Naruto wrapped his free arm around her and began to play with her tit. "Okay I'm going to ask you some questions now and you better answer them truthfully okay?"

Naruto nodded his head with a grin. "Okay."

"What is Ayame doing here and why is she dressed like that?"

Naruto gulped down the ramen he had been fed before. "She's become our personal chef. We are going to pay her so she can cook us ramen everything we want. She is also going to start living with us so she is available any time," said Naruto with a grin on his face and a proud tone of voice.

Kushina nodded slowly, a little distracted now that Naruto's hand was messing around with her breasts."Well, okay. Just because it's ramen. Now, who is that girl and why is she wearing a maid outfit?"

Naruto grinned more this time more darkly. "This is Tsubaki. She is actually the first girl I turned into a fledging after I fucked her in front of her boyfriend two days ago. She and I have been doing it for a few months so I decided to turn her. She is now completely loyal to me and I had her become our head maid. She can help you around the house and she will obey everything you tell her to do too! Look!" Naruto turned towards Tsubaki. "Kneel before my mother and clean her pussy and ass off my cum."

"Hai, master," she said with a smile on her pretty face and a pleased tone of her voice, as if she was happy to do as he commanded her.

Kushina watched as Tsubaki set the bowl of ramen on the table in front of the couch and stood so she could walk towards her. Kushina spread her legs as Tsubaki kneeled in front of her and began to moan when the black haired girl began to suck Naruto's semen from her pussy and ass.

"Pretty awesome, huh?" Naruto asked with a smirk as he grabbed Ayame's head with the hand that had been previously fingering Tsubaki so he could make her suck his cock faster.

"Shit yes!" Shouted Kushina as she got her pussy and ass tenderly kissed and licked by Tsubaki while Naruto played with her breast.

Mother and son began to make out as the continued to have their respective sexual organs orally pleased. Wet slurping sounds could heard as Ayame and Tsubaki did their best to please the owners of the house that was going to become the place of residence. The two kneeling girls couldn't think of a better welcoming ceremony for their new jobs as one of them tasted the delicious cum of her master from her master's mother's pussy and ass while the other had Naruto's cock on her mouth. It was perfect for them in every possible way.

After a few minutes Naruto grunted into the kiss with his mother and forced Ayame's head down so his entire length was inside of her mouth and his head was hitting the back of her throat. He shot his cum directly into her esophagus, painting it white with the thick ropes. Ayame moaned around his dick, the vibrations of her moans and the gag reflex prolonged his orgasm for a few seconds.

"Fuck! I'm cumming!" Shouted Kushina as Naruto pinched her hard nipple after he finished his orgasm. Kushina began to move her hips up and down as she bathed Tsubaki's hair with her juices. The black haired girls continued to lick Kushina's crotch so she could take her juices and mix them with Naruto's semen inside of her mouth.

Naruto watched his mother orgasming on Tsubaki's face with a grin on his face before he looked towards the clock to see that it was almost ten. "Well, I need to go now." Ayame released his cock and she began to pant with a flushed face. "I'll be back after I'm done with everything so…" Naruto trailed off and he smirked when he saw the Kushina was now making out with Tsubaki, their mixed fluids being interchanged between their mouths and the excess was falling on Kushina's taught stomach.

Ayame then rose to her feet and kneeled beside Kushina on the couch. She licked her stomach clean of semen and vaginal fluids before she moved up to take her right nipple inside of her mouth. Ayame then used one of her hands to grope Kushina's left breast and the other hand began to rub Kushina's swollen clitoris with the palm as her index and middle finger began to pomp in and out of Kushina's vagina.

Kushina's muffled moans could be heard and Naruto willed his dick to soften so he could tuck into his pants. He wished he could stay but he had things to do. Besides, his mother was in good hands now. Before he was out of the house, Naruto heard Mikoto going into the living room as Kushina screamed her second orgasm of the morning. He made a clone and told him to watch the heavy lesbian action that was going to happen on his living room.

It was good to be him alright.

-Ninja Academy-

Naruto was the last one to arrive as always and he went into the classroom just in time to see an interesting scene. Kiba was sitting beside a scowling Sasuke and his face was beaten up badly. The rest of the class was sniggering except for Shino who was looking outside of the window, Sakura who blushed prettily the moment he entered the room and Shikamaru and Choji who were groaning with their heads resting on their table. Naruto raised an eyebrow and looked towards his row to see Ino and Hinata huffing as they sat, leaving a space for him. Naruto smirked when he noticed how they took their seats slowly. His clones had not dispelled yet so he could only imagine what those two went through after the party ended.

Naruto walked towards them and jumped over the table to so he could take his seat. Ino and Hinata opened their eyes and blushed with tired smiles on their faces. Ino was the first give him a searing kiss and then was Hinata. Naruto wrapped his arms around their shoulders and pressed them into his body but they didn't make it to continue as it was the usual until Iruka arrived and forced them to stop.

Naruto smirked at them. "I take it that you two are really tired then," he remarked playfully.

Hinata looked up at him from where her head was resting his shoulders. "You bet we are. After we got to the house your two clones made sure have their ways with us. I had to leave mom's room at four since I knew a needed to get some sleep but my pussy and ass were stretched open so many times that they are hurting all over. I can't imagine what Hanabi-chan is filling as her asshole and vagina were gaping wide and she was unconscious with semen going out of those holes and her mouth and mother was giving a clone a tit fuck and the other one was fucking her ass when I left," said Hinata with a whimper as she recalled everything.

Ino nodded her head and she looked to be even more tired than Hinata as she had bags under her eyes. "Mom and I kept fucking your clone until the sun rose after six went around. We knew that we needed to get the guys out so we possessed them and made them walk to their houses. Choji and Choza-san were easy but with Shikaku-san and Shikamaru was more difficult as Yoshino-san was having her ass split open by her clone in the master bedroom so we had to improvise and leave them on the couch. After mom took dad to the guest room she went back to fucking the clone but I went to get some sleep."

Hinata then frowned at him with a pout as she noticed how he wasn't tired and she was sure he was the one that did the most work in their activities. "How come you aren't tired Naruto-kun? I'm sure you continued having sex with Kushina-san and Mikoto-san after you left Ino's house."

Naruto laughed arrogantly as he held up his chin. "You know me Hinata-chan. I don't get tired easily. As matter of fact I haven't slept one bit since yesterday as after I fucked mom and Miko-chan into a coma Ayame-chan and Tsubaki-chan arrived to the house so they could start their jobs. I had to show them in and then Ayame cooked me ramen before she began to suck my dick in thanks for letting her live at the house. Tsubaki-chan fed me the ramen too," said Naruto with a happy grin on his face.

Ino and Hinata sighed in exasperation but the smiled nonetheless and nuzzled themselves further into Naruto's hard but comfortable body so they could rest a little more before their teams were assigned. They were tired but satisfied and they couldn't wait to be with Naruto again so they could feel this way many times more.

A few minutes later Iruka entered the classroom and he was about to yell at Naruto, Ino and Hinata to stop acting like hormonal teenagers, even if they were hormonal teenagers, but he was pleasantly surprised that the two girls were merely resting their heads on Naruto's shoulders and he was hugging the, around their necks, rubbing their arms tenderly with a smirk on his face and closed eyes. He thankful for that as he had been in a sour mood as of lately.

His bad mood began when the Hokage told him that Mizuki had turned traitor and had attempted to steal the forbidden scroll but he was stopped and killed by Naruto. He was at first surprised that a new genin, even as talented as Naruto was, could best Mizuki but the Hokage explained what had happened and Iruka found it to be plausible if Naruto tricked his former friend. Iruka's bad mood had escalated when he tried to look for Tsubaki but he didn't manage to find her. It was worse when he found out she had quit the shinobi corps and had moved from her house.

Iruka had been ready to take his bad mood on Naruto, as he had killed his friend, but he couldn't find it him to do it since he was doing his duty as a shinobi of Konoh and he was behaving in his class so he settled for neutrality towards him.

Iruka stood at the center of the classroom in front of his students. "Good. You are all here. Remember that you are all adults and the protectors of the will of fire. It is your duty to protect Konoha's and its people against everything that threatens it. You will sweat. You will cry. You will bleed. All for the sake of Konoha. But you won't do it alone. Each one of you it's going to have two teammates and a jonin sensei that will help you in this endeavor. Get stronger. And protect Konoha!" Declared Iruka with a lot of conviction and a encouraging smile on his face.

The class cheered for Shino who nodded slowly, Sasuke who scoffed and kept his scowl, Kiba, Shikamaru and Choji, who groaned, Ino and Hinata who couldn't muster the energy to do it and Naruto who yawned in boredom. Iruka ignored all this and he pulled out a shit of paper. "Now I am going to tell you the teams who was assigned to each one. Pay attention as I'm not going to repeat myself. After I'm done you'll get an hour to get acquaintance with your teammates," said Iruka before he began to call names.

Naruto tuned him as he was first speaking names of the people that he held no interest in this room so he settled for enjoying the soft bodies of Ino and Hinata who were pressed against him. Naruto perked up, however, when Iruka began to speak without uttering the number of a team.

"As is the usual the lowest grading student will be paired with the two highest grading one. So team seven is going to be formed by Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno and Naruto Uzumaki and their sensei will be Kakashi Hatake. Team eight is going to be formed by Shino Aburame, Kiba Inuzuka and Hinata Hyuga. Team nine is still in circulation so tTeam ten is going to be formed by Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara and Choji Akimichi. And that's it. Your sensei will come pick you after the hour is done. Good luck to you all," said Iruka before leaving the room.

Naruto smirked when he heard the disappointed groans from Ino and Hinata as they heard they were not in a team with him.

Ino scowled with her eyes still closed and pouted as she crossed her arms under her breasts, pushing them up much to Naruto's viewing approval. "Why did I have to be on a team with the lazy bum and fat ass?" She asked rhetorically with a groan on her voice.

Hinata had a scowl on her face as she glared at the painfully grinning Kiba. "At least Shikamaru and Choji won't try to get into your pants every damn minute. Shino is decent enough but why did I have to be with the mutt," she said in exasperation as she found the energy to throw her hands up.

Naruto chuckled at them. "Ino-chan you shouldn't be surprised by this as the Ino-Shika-Cho is a combination that has been around for a long time and they will form it everytime they can so as to keep the tradition. And Hinata-chan, notice how your bloodline and that of your teammates are perfect for tracking so your team was formed for a reason. At least try to be civil with your teammates and develop a good teamwork with them. I don't want you guys to die out there," he told them as he hugged them.

Ino and Hinata moaned as they returned his hug before they stood up. Naruto smirked as he watched them limp towards their teammates and go out of the classroom along with everyone else except for Sakura and Sasuke. The pink haired girl was blushing up a storm and the black haired Uchiha was scowling harder than usual. Naruto grinned. This was going to be fun.

"Sakura-chan! Sasuke-chan!" Naruto stood up and walked towards them. "What do you say we get to know each other better as we are now a team?" Suggested Naruto with an innocent grin on his face and closed eyes.

Sasuke directed his scowl towards Naruto. "No. I don't have time to waste with you," he said before he shoved hi hand into the pocket of his pants and he was out of the room.

Naruto grabbed his shirt where his heart was supposed to be and feigned a hurt expression. "So cruel!" He whined before grinning as if nothing was happening. He grabbed Sakura's hand and dragged her out of the room. "You are not escaping Sakura-chan and we are going to become friends!"

Sakura blushed cheery red as she felt Naruto's rough hand enveloping her own. She said nothing as she was dragged out of the Academy and towards one of the many fields that were used as training grounds for the academy students. Naruto directed them towards the edge of it and she was soon forced to seat on base of a tree. Naruto then took a seat very close to her as he sat cross legged in front of her.

"Tell me about you Sakura-chan."

"Huh?" Was the best Sakura could get out as she was very nervous at having Naruto's handsome face staring so close to her own. He was beaming at her with an expectant grin on his face and his red eyes were wide.

"We are going to be teammates from now on Sakura-chan and the best way to make sure that we can work together is to become friends first so I want to know about you. Here do it like this. You already know my name I'm sure but there are other things you don't know about me. For example I like training and having sex and I'm pretty good at it I've been told. I'm also good at fighting. I also like ramen and I love my mother over anything on this world. I don't like boring stuff like books and lectures. Oh and I also don't like it when I don't get to cum."

Steam poured out of Sakura's ears as she heard him. She knew that Naruto had no qualms about talking of his sex live so she wasn't surprised by it but she was still easily embarrassed. Seeing that he was now waiting for her to do the same Sakura decided to bury her embarrassment as best as she could.

"Umm… you also now my name already…" she started with a shy smile and pink cheeks. "I also like training but I also like books since I get ideas for training from them. I don't like girls that don't take this career seriously and are more focused on other things. And…" Sakura trailed off as her blush covered her entire face as she looked down at her lap.

"And?" Naruto encouraged with a raised eyebrow.

Sakura frowned as she refused to look up at Naruto."…I also don't like my shyness. I want to be like Ino-san and Hinata-san who are confident enough to show their affections towards you and such a manner and they are not afraid to flaunt their bodies." Sakura chuckled bitterly. "Not that I could do the same since my body is not as good as them."

Sakura gasped when she felt Naruto cupping her cheek and raising her head so he could look at her in the eye. She had never seen him so serious before. "The first stop to change something about yourself is to recognize that something and admit you don't like it. And do you mean you aren't as sexy and beautiful as Ino-chan and Hinata-chan? Have you looked at yourself in the mirror?"

Sakura's eyes widened as she blushed red. "Wha-what do you mean?"

Naruto grinned at her. "You might not have tits as big as them but you do have wider hips and your ass is a big as Hinata will still being more firmer and round. You are a very beautiful and very hot girl Sakura-chan and don't let anyone, not even yourself, tell you otherwise."

Sakura stared at Naruto with wide eyes as a smile began to form on her face. Sure they way he complimented her looks were a bit crude but now she knew he like what he saw in her and that made her extremely happy. So happy that she was about to cry as tears gathered on the corner of her green eyes.

Naruto patted her on the head as he noticed her wide smile and glistening eyes. In his head he was grinning widely as he was already making plans to corrupt this girl and make her into the scariest woman that ever lived on the Elemental Nations. He was already boosting up her confidence but he needed something more drastic is he wanted for his plans for her to co without a hitch.

'I'm going to get Anko-chan's help for this.'

Sakura was about to throw her arms around Naruto's neck but she noticed how he had suddenly froze and his eyes had gotten wide and he began to sweat out of nowhere. His face was strained and he was looking at her with clouded eyes. Had she looked down she would have seen how his groin area suddenly stretched as his pants seemed to prevent something big from bursting out.

"Gotta go! BY Sakura-chan!"

Naruto kissed Sakura on the cheek before he rapidly stood up and made his way into the academy building with heavy and quick steps, leaving a bewildered Sakura sitting beneath the tree as she put a hand to the cheek he just kissed. She blushed but kept the confused look on her face.

What did just happen?

-Inside the building-

Naruto cursed under his breath as he stared down at the shape of his cock that could be clearly seen through his pants as he paced around the halls of the academy. His clones were assholes as they apparently decided to dispel at the same time and the memories of what they were still doing with the women hit him like a sledgehammer and caused him an erection of epic proportions. He had been about to have his way with Sakura against that tree but she was not ready and he didn't want to force himself on any girl without a good enough reason.

Naruto groaned as he rubbed his dick trying to calm it down as the memories of his clones played around his head. Those women were insatiable. Kino had been getting her pussy drilled and her ass fingered when the clone came inside of her for the last time, Yoshino was riding her clone with her ass in a reverse cow girl position when the clone came and dispersed and Hitomi was having both of her pussy and ass fucked by his clones at the same time as her breasts got sucked by the clone fucking her pussy. Add to the fact that Hanabi was still in exact same position Hinata had described her to be it was no surprise that those memories caused him to be on this state of horniness right now.

He needed to fuck someone and he needed it to do it fast. And as luck would have it, or the goddesses, Naruto wasn't sure anymore, he found his target on one of the classroom of the second floor and he grinned when he saw her entering.

Suzume had just set her books and sheets on the desk of the classroom when she heard the door open and close. She turned sharply towards it only to blush heavily when she saw Naruto locking it with his hand. She began to get excited when he saw the shape of his cock straining against his leather pants. She knew she was going to get what she had been craving for months.

"U-uzumaki-san! What are you doing here?" She stammered when he began to stalk towards her slowly. She felt the edge of the desk pressing against her ass as Naruto cornered her.

Naruto grinned as he grabbed her by the waist and she gasped when he pressed her body against his. "I think is obvious what I'm doing here Suzume-sensei. I'm horny as hell right now and I know that you've wanted to fuck me since you saw me and Ino and Hinata fucking in one of the classrooms during one of the breaks. It'll be a win-win situation," said Naruto as he began to nib on her earlobe.

Suzume's hands were pressed against Naruto's hard chest and she tried to push him off him but to no avail as he was many times stronger than her. Shi whimpered as she felt his hard cock grinding into her crotch. "Bu-but we can't do it. Not here. Someone might find out," she said with a groan as Naruto's hand shout in between her kimo skirt and was rubbing her pussy over her panties. She was getting wet and she knew she was going to fuck no matter what.

"So?" Naruto asked in amusement. "Let them look. It'll be a show they'll never forget," said Naruto with a chuckle as he continued to tease her with his hands as the other one went up to grab her big and perky breasts.

Suzume moaned loudly as Naruto's mouth and tongue began to work over her neck and he began to rub her pussy lips with his ring and middle finger and his thumb was pressing on her covered clitoris. She wrapped her arms around his head and she let herself be seduced by this young and powerful stud. It was what she wanted and it was what she would get.

Naruto grinned victoriously before he kissed her roughly his tongue coming out to play with hers. Suzume's muffled moan got more intense as Naruto's foreplay became more rough and he pressed her further onto the desk, forcing her to use one hand to support herself.

Naruto suddenly grabbed her by the hips roughly and made her seat on the desk. He ripped her skirt and forced her legs open so he could stare at her wet panties. Naruto ripped those off too and he licked his lips when he saw her glistening pussy and the tiny patch of black hair in top of her clitoris. Naruto grinned at her. "Itadakimasu!" He said cheekily before shoving his face into her crotch.

Suzume began to moan without restraints as her legs closed around Naruto's head. Her hands shot forward to grip his hair as she felt him eating her out with his incredibly skilled. Naruto treated her lower lips as if they were a mouth he was kissing as he made out and inserted his tongue inside of her pussy and moved it around. Naruto's left hand reached forward and he grabbed her thighs so he could get a better leverage to keep going.

Naruto stopped for a second so he could look at Suzume's glass covered eyes. "You taste good Suzume-sensei," he complimented before he was back to ravishing her pussy with his mouth.

Suzume kept on moaning and groaning but she was finding that she needed to feel more pleasure. One of her hands came up and grasped where he kimono covered her chest. She released her bountiful chest and she began to pinch her right nipple as she tried to use her other hand to shove Naruto deeper into her pelvic area.

After a few minutes of this Naruto stood up, making Suzume whimper at the loss of the pleasurable sensation. Naruto grinned down at her and saw that her pussy was overflowying with her fluids. "I think you are ready for the good stuff Suzume-sensei," said Naruto as he freed his cock.

Suzume's eyes widened and her glasses fell from her face, showing that her eyes were hazel colored, as she beheld Naruto's dick. It was without arguments and by far the biggest and fattest dick she had ever seen on her live. And the thought of that monster going inside of her made her pussy flow with more juices.

She looked at him with begging eyes that were clouded with lust. "Please Uzumaki-san fuck me with that beautiful cock of yours! I've wanted to have it inside of me for so long and I can't wait any longer!" She said with a pleading voice as she spread her legs wide and moaned thickly.

Naruto's grin widened before he aimed his cock towards her entrance. He gripped her hips and shoved his cock inside of her slowly. He sighed in relief as he felt her tight and hot walls straining against the girth of his dick as continued to push it inside of her. Suzume's moans were music to his hears and he was about to turn those moan into screams so high that the entire academy was going to hear them.

Suzume wrapped her legs around Naruto's waist as he began to thrust in and out of her pussy with incredibly speed. She could feel his balls slapping against her asshole, her ass cheeks rippling and she watched her tits shaking with each forceful thrust. Suzume tried to keep her moans muffled by biting her hand but soon she found herself scream to the heavens as Naruto worked her over with his magnificent skills.

Naruto grabbed her shaking breasts and he began to massage them an occasionally pinch her nipples as he continued to fuck her pussy. Suzume could only grip the edge of the desk as she screamed her pleasure. The books and sheets had fallen over but she could not pay that any mind as she got thoroughly fucked by the man that was currently giving her most amount of pleasure she had ever felt. She doubted she would ever find a man like this and she knew that she was ruined for other males. But she didn't care as long as Naruto kept his movements.

Naruto let go of Suzume's tits so he could grab her legs and forced them to let go of his waist so he could join them and have them take a straight position with her feet pointing towards the ceiling. Suddenly the friction became stronger and Suzume's cries of ecstasy began to get come out faster and louder. She was back to massaging her breasts and pinching her nipples as she felt Naruto's cock kissing the entrance of her womb repeatedly.

"Oh my god yes I'm cumming!" cried Suzume as her eyes rolled to the back of her head when Naruto accidentally hit her G-spot in the walls of her vagina. Her mouth stayed wide open as Naruto kept thrusting in and out of her so he could prolong her orgasm and the fact that her walls tightened further around his cock made uo for a good motivation to keep his movements.

Suzume's orgasm extended for a few seconds until Naruto pulled out of her with a wet pop. The curly black haired teacher was about to point out that he didn cum when she gave a surprised cry as she got turned over and was being pressed roughly against the cold surface pf the desk. Her nipples appreciated that very much as they got harder beneath her. Suzume's knees were shaking due to her orgasm and her eyes widened when she felt Naruto's still hard and wet cock rubbing across the crack of her ass.

"Tell me Suzume-sensei, have you ever been fucked in the ass before?" Naruto asked curiously as he began to grope the bountiful flesh of her back side. He noticed that her ass was as big as Mikoto's but it had the firmness of Ino's. A good combination if you asked him.

Suzume gave a low moan as she shook her head in the negative. "No. Please don't fuck me there. It'll hurt," she pleaded but she knew that he would do as he pleased with her as in the state she was she couldn't do a thing about it.

Naruto just grinned at her as spanked Suzume hard, making her skin turn and angry red as she squealed in pain but began to moan as he rubbed her where he spanked her tenderly. "It will hurt at first but then it will feel better than when I was duing your pussy. Also that's my favorite place to fuck and yours is calling me out to do it so I guess you are out of luck Suzume-sensei," said Naruto cheekily before he put the head of his cock on the rosebud of her asshole.

As Naruto forced his dick into her anal cavity and began to stretch her, Suzume began to shake and whimper in pain as tears welled up in her eyes. She began to groan in pain as Naruto began to slowly move but soon those groans became moans as the pain was replaced with a pleasure she had never felt before. There was still some pain but it was enough to accentuate the immense pleasure that being fucked in the ass for the first time brought her.

"Damn you've got a tight ass," grunted Naruto as he gripped her hips so he could up the speed of his thrusts and to help her throw back her ass into his movements. He grinned when Suzume began to screech like a banshee as the walls of her anus tightened around his cock. This always happened like this. They would a first be reluctant about anal until he showed them firsthand what they've been missing all their lives. It was a good thing he started with Hanabi early on her live so she would get accustomed to it.

Drool began to trail down Suzume's chin and her tongue hung out of her mouth. She could feel Naruto's balls hitting her pussy lips as he thrust wildly into her ass and she was fucking loving every second of it. The desk was shaking beneath there and she was surprised it hadn't broken yet. She could feel her ass cheeks rippling as his pelvis met with the bountiful and perky flesh she admitted to be proud off.

After a few minutes of this Naruto gave another grunt as he began to thrust even faster. "I'm about to cum Suzume-sensei!" He told her as wet slapping sounds echoed through the classroom as his balls teased her pussy every time he buried his dick into her ass.

Suzume's hazel eyes widened. "Please cum inside Uzumaki-sama! Fill my stomach with your thick semen! Mark me as yours Uzumaki-sama!" She screeched her desires at the top of her lungs as she got cross eyed.

"Take it then!" Naruto groaned as he came powerfully into Suzume's ass. This triggered Suzume's own orgasm and she screeched as Naruto prolonged their mutual orgasm by keeping up with his movements. The pinnacle of ecstasy lasted for a few more seconds as Naruto shot thick ropes of cum into Suzume's rectum.

The black haired teacher panted hard. Her body was covered in sweat and she couldn't stand up. She was barely capable of keeping herself supported on the desk and she couldn't feel her legs. But she had a grin on her face as she had never experienced something like this and she hoped that it was not the last time she got to do it.

"Oh Suzume-sensei…" She heard Naruto say behind her and she looked back at him with weak movements only for her eyes to widen when she saw that his dick was still painfully hard. She gulped when she saw his devilish grin as two clones appeared by his side, with their dicks also standing proud. "I'm not done with you yet. There is still half an hour before I need to get back to the classroom, So brace yourself for the best time of your live,"

As the clones closed in, Suzume could only gulp in fright but her pussy throbbed, her ass pulsed and her eyes gleamed in excitement.

-Half an hour later-

Naruto stood at the door of the classroom with a grin on his face as he held the door open. "It's a good thing that you don't have classes today Suzume-chan! What would the students think if they saw you in such a state?" Naruto asked teasingly.

Suzume's response was an incoherent moan as she tried to raise her limp head that was hanging pass the edge of the desk. She was laying on her back and her legs were spread open, hanging limp over the other edge of the desk. Semen leaked out in fountains from both her ass and vagina and her stomach and breasts were covered in the white liquid. Her face was contorted stupidly with crossed eyes and a hanging tongue.

Naruto thought she did a great job as she got him and his clones to com many times and that managed to settle his horniness… for the moment.

Naruto gave Suzume a cheery wave. "Bye Suzume-sensei. And thanks for the help. I'll make sure to visit you again sometime so you can teach me some stuff," said Naruto with a laugh before he closed the door behind him.

He shoved his hands into his pocket and skipped merrily all the way back to his classroom on the first floor. As always he was the last one to arrive. He did it on purpose so he could amuse himself with the expressions of everyone there.

He noticed that for once after a few years Hinata and Ino were not saving him a spot in between them. Hinata was sitting with her team, with Shino in between her as she held a satisfied but annoyed expression on her face. Kiba, who still sported a beaten up face, had a disappointed expression that turned into a scowl and a snarl when he smelt him enter. He soon whimpered in fright when Hinata glared at him. Naruto grinned. She was going to be alright.

Ino was sitting in between Choji and Shikamaru. She had one of her legs crossed over the other, she was frowning and she was pouting as she stared with disgust at her two groaning teammates. She had probably had to see them throwing up their breakfast through the whole hour she spent with them. Poor girl but she definitely was going to have an easier time than Hinata.

Naruto then looked towards Sakura and Sasuke who were sitting side by side. The black haired boy was scowling in distaste as his chin rested on his hand and he stared out of the window. Sakura was smiling lightly at with pink cheeks as she patted the empty spot by her side. Naruto grinned at her and after he shared sympathetic looks with Ino and Hinata, he took a seat by her side.

He grinned at Sasuke across from Sakura. "I don't know how can you be pouting like that when there is pretty girls next to you Sasuke-chan," said Naruto cheekily as he giggled at Sasuke.

The black haired Uchiha scowled, with made him look constipated in Naruto's eyes, but didn't respond to his jab. Sakura let out a nervous laugh, blushing as he once again complimented her, before she turned towards Naruto, her body leaning slightly towards him. "So…" she began with a little shakiness on her voice as she tucked a pink strand of hair behind her hear. "Why did you run like that? We never finished talking." She gave a slight pout.

Naruto rubbed the back of his head as he chuckled sheepishly. "Well, to be honest, I got this new clone technique right? My mother taught it to me as a graduation gift." It was a lie but she didn't need to know that. Sakura nodded as she followed him. "Well, these clones are solid and they let me interact with everything as they are me. So I decided to do some experimenting with them last night," he said with a dreamy smile on his face and a faraway look on his face.

Sakura raised a delicate eyebrow at him. "And?" She edged him forward.

"This clone have a memory feedback feature. When they dispel I get all their memories."

"…and?"

"I created four clones and directed them to get laid with different women. They dispelled when I talked to you and I got horny because of the stuff they did with them."

Sakura's eyes widened as her cheeks got pretty red and steam poured out of her red ears. She clanged down to see that while his pants were tight against his groin area, showing her that he was well packed, there was no sight of strain. "You ran away so could masturbate?" She whispered with incredulity.

Naruto shook his head. "Nah. I don't jack off. I do get girls to jack me off though. The thing is, I found Suzume-sensei on one of the classrooms and she offered her help with my glaring problem," said Naruto with a smirk as he recalled the stuff he did to the teacher.

Sakura looked even more scandalized. "You had sex with a teacher inside of a classroom?" She asked with a dull voice as blood trickled down her nose and her blush covered her entire face.

Naruto nodded as he flicked the blood away. "Yup. Fucked her good and raw against the desk, the window and the chalkboard. She likes anal now," said Naruto with a cheeky grin on his face as he gave her thumbs up.

Sakura was close to passing out and Naruto noticed that even Sasuke was blushing as he managed to overhear their conversation. Naruto leaned back into his seat as he grinned with amusement, his sharp canines gleaming. This team was certainly going to be fun.

It wasn't long before the jonin sensei began to arrive so they could pick up their squads. Naruto toned his classmates leaving the room in favor of doing his best to help Sakura boost her confidence by complimenting on her looks and on how smart she was. While Sakura giggled and thanked him every time, Naruto could hear Sasuke snorting dismissively on the background. He had stuck his tongue out at the Uchiha before he was back to pay his attention to Sakura. The only time he didn't focus solely on her was when Hinata and Ino were picked up by their respective jonin-sensei.

He had to actually force his mouth closed when Hinata's sensei turned out to be an incredibly beautiful woman that flaunted lustrous black red and ruby red eyes that matched her full and pouty red lips. Her alluring figure had been covered in stylish wide bandages over a red one piece with one long red sleeve. She had called herself Kurenai Yuhi. When Hinata was about to leave she had limped towards him so she could kiss him sensually on the lips. Kurenai had raised an eyebrow at this before she smiled knowingly and winked at him flirtatiously before she left.

Naruto had noticed Ino's sensei, a bearded man wearing a jonin outfit with a sash tied around his was named Asuma-Sarutobi who he knew to be the Sandaime's son, scowling at him. Naruto had merely flipped him off as Ino did the same as did Hinata before she was out of the room. All in all it was a very interesting ordeal in Naruto's opinion and he got to see another hot girl.

That had happened two hours ago and he, along with Sasuke and Sakura, were the only ones left in the room. While Sasuke was glaring at the wall with annoyance and anger on his face, Naruto had wrapped an arm around Sakura and made her seat even closer to him, her body tightly pressed against him as he continued to compliment her. Sakura had blushed at first but soon got used to Naruto's abrasive nature and she found that it was rubbing on her as she had gotten bold enough to put on of her hands on his thigh.

Just when Sasuke was about to pull his hair out, the door of the classroom was opened and a man with gravity defying silver hair entered the room. His face was mostly covered by his tilted headband and a face mask, only leaving his right eye exposed. He was wearing a standard jonin uniform. The man stood at the door and he was looking at them with a dull expression on his lone half lidded black eyes.

"My first impression of you guys is…" the man began with a bored tone of voice before he pointed at Naruto, who was grinning as he kept his arm around Sakura. "I like him. He'sgot his priorities right." He then pointed at Sakura, who was blushing. "I like her. She is pretty." He then pointed at Sasuke. "And I don't like you. You are too dark and scowly."

Sasuke, proving Kakashi right, stood up from his chair and smacked both of his hand hard on the table. "And who the fuck are you?!" He yelled his question, some spit flaying off his mouth.

The man eye smiled as he tilted his head to the side. "I'm your jonin-sensei. Meet me at the roof." He said before he disappeared in a cloud of white smoke.

Sasuke snarled as he glared at the spot the man had been sitting before he made his way out of the classroom with heavy steps and a dark scowl on his face.

Naruto grinned at Sakura. "I like that guy."

Sakura sweat dropped.

-At the roof-

Kakashi leaned back against the railing as he studied the three teens that were going to be under his charge. His eyes first landed on Sasuke and the one he was most worried about. His reaction to his joking had been expected but it still was a glaring proof that something was very wrong with his head. Kakashi couldn't blame him as he doubted that one could be the same after one's elder sister massacred one's family on a whim. He just hoped that he could help him with that as now Sasuke was his responsibility.

He then looked towards Sakura and he let his eyes wander across her body but not in a perverted way. He was appraising her to see is she was a kunoichi that took things serious or she was just another lost case. Seeing the hard and defined muscles of her arms and what he could see of her legs, Kakashi was sure that Sakura was not a pretender and that actually took this seriously.

Kakashi then looked towards Naruto to see him grinning as he poked Sakura on the ribs, giggling as she squealed every time he did. Kakashi couldn't help but be proud of his son's sensei. While his grades were something to laugh at, the report on his combat skill were the best from the academy and he had managed to trick and kill a traitor on his first night as a genin. A traitor that was a sanctioned chunin. The fact that Naruto was known to have the most active sex live through the village was also something that made Kakashi more than proud.

If he was honest with himself, Kakashi was excited to teach them and he seriously hoped they passed his test. That, however, didn't meant that he was not going to mess with them for a little while. He just loved being an annoying bastard too much. And he just knew that Sasuke was going to be the perfect victim.

"Let's start with introducing ourselves first. I'll start. My name is Kakashi Hatake. I like a lot of things… erm… I dislike a few things too but not as much I like things. My hobbies are none of your business… oh and my dreams for the future are none of your business too!" He told them with a cheery tone and a happy eye smile directed as them.

Sasuke looked at Kakashi with a scowl as his eyes twitched.

Sakura sweat dropped as she smiled nervously. 'The only thing we got was his name.'

Naruto laughed as he gave Kakashi a thumb up. "I definitely like this guy!"

Kakashi smirked beneath his mask before he pointed at the scowling Sasuke. "You are up, princess."

Sasuke scowled as he did his best to ignored Sakura's giggling and Naruto's snickering at the way Kakashi called him. "… My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I don't like a lot of things and I dislike a lot of things. Hobbies are a waste of time that could be spent training. And my dream for the future… no… my ambition is to kill a certain someone," said Sasuke darkly, a shadow settling over his eyes.

"Ohhh…"Naruto faked a shudder and a fearful expression but he was still grinning. "Scary."

Kakashi nodded his head. "Cute." He then pointed at Sakura. "It's your turn, Pinky."

Sakura frowned at little at the way he called her but soon she smiled lightly, her cheeks were a little pink. "My name is Sakura Haruno. I like reading and sweet foods. I don't like sour food and the girls that think being a kunoichi is not a serious thing. My hobby is to find ways to incorporate what I read into my training. My dream for the future is to get rid of my shyness for good," she said, blushing red at the end. She smiled when Naruto grinned at her and patted her back.

Kakashi nodded before pointing at the grinning Naruto. "And finally, Blondie."

"You better think of a more badass nickname for me Kaka-sensei," he said with a smirk on his face, getting a dismissive wave from Kakashi. "Anyways, my name is Naruto Uzumaki. I like to fight, to eat ramen and to have sex. I don't like weak people, boring people and the three minutes it takes to get the ramen ready. My hobby is to go around the village fucking any women that is hot and is willing. And my dream for the future is to find and fight the strongest people. Oh! A side dream of mine is to go to all the other villagers and get laid with women from there to see if they are any better than the ones in Konoha."

Sasuke and Sakura blushed when Naruto finished his speech and they were too shocked to speak. Kakashi gave an approving nod and a thumb up towards him. " A very commendable dream and I will do my best to help you achieve them both. You have my full support, Naruto!"

Naruto kept his grin. "Nice. So you know, I don't share my women. Problem?"

Kakashi shrugged. "As long as you leave some for me then it's cool."

"Cool."

Kakashi clapped his hands to get Sakura and Sasuke to stop looking at Naruto with wide eyes and look at him instead. "Since that is out of the way, then is time for me to explain you guys about the test that will really determine if you are cut out to be genin of Konoha," said Kakashi with an air of apathy and boredom around him.

Sakura frowned in confusion. Her expression was mirrored by Sasuke but Naruto merely raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean Kakashi-sensei?" asked Sakura, as an uneasy feeling set on the pit of her stomach.

"I mean exactly that Sakura. The test that you got at the Academy was to see who had the potential to become genin and who doesn't. The jonin sensei then give their squads a test see which ones are really ready to become genin. This test has a succession rate of 33% for each genin and the ones that fail are either sent back to the academy or retired permanently from the shinobi program," said Kakashi seriously as he stared at the three genin.

Sakura gulped.

Naruto grinned.

Sasuke got a determined frown on his face. "And what are we waiting for? Let's get this done with already," he said.

Kakashi shook his head. "Sorry but nope. The test is going to be tomorrow on training ground seven at eight o'clock in the morning."

"And why can't we have it now? It's still early," said Sasuke with gritted teeth as he glared at Kakashi as his fist tightened on top of his knees. He was also shaking in place. Naruto wondered if he was really constipated.

Kakashi shrugged. "I don't feel like it."

Sasuke screamed in frustration while Sakura sweat dropped. Naruto nodded with and accepting expression on his face. "That seems like a very good reason to me," he commented with a shrug of his shoulders.

Kakashi nodded at him. "Thank you." He then pushed himself to a standing position. "Remember to be on time tomorrow. Oh, and another suggestion, don't have breakfast or you'll puke," said Kakashi before he waved at them and disappeared with a cloud of smoke.

Sasuke scoffed before standing up and leaving the roof without a word.

Naruto looked at Sakura with a smirk on his face. "Should I tell him that he definitely needs to eat breakfast as it would be stupid not to eat before doing any kind of strenuous physical activity as our test tomorrow is more likely to be?" He asked her with a curios expression on his face.

"Well…" Sakura started to say with an uneasy expression on her face. "We should tell him as it is the correct thing to do but do you think he will listen to us?"

Naruto nodded sagely. "You make the best of sense Sakura-chan. That why I like you so much."

Sakura blushed once again as the blond complimented her for the umpteenth time that day. He might be a rude and abrasive person, and he might take too seriously the having sex issue, but, he was still a very nice person.

-The next day. Uzumaki Mansion-

"You are such a bad person Naruto-kun," said Mikoto playfully as she looked at the blond with amusement in her black eyes. "You are going to leave Konoha without Kunoichi at this rate you are going."

Naruto grinned toothily at her. "I don't see you or mom complaining," he said with a laugh.

Kushina grinned at her son. "I'm definitely not complaining!" She said with a moan as she wrapped her legs around Ayame's head and grasped it, forcing the brown haired girl to start eating her out with more enthusiasm than before, much to Kushina's verbally expressed approval. "Fuck yeah! Keep working that tongue like that and suck my son's last night's cum out of my pussy Ayame-chan!" Shouted Kushina before she got a clone's dick shoved into her mouth, which Kushina began to suck eagerly.

Mikoto moaned as she stood behind the couch, using it to keep herself steady with one hand as a clone fucked her from behind. Her big tits were swaying and her big ass was rippling each time the clone's pelvis met the firm and perky flesh of her backside. Her other hand was in between her legs as she rapidly rubbed her clitoris so she could feel even more pleasure. Mikoto suddenly screamed ass the cloned smacked one of her ass cheeks hard and inserted his thumbs into her asshole.

"And it is not my fault that they find this job to be more appealing than their previous one," said Naruto as he looked down to see both Tsubaki and Suzume, wearing their maids outfits as they knelt in between his parted leg as they pleasured his dick with their mouths. Suzume was bobbing her head up and down his shaft while Tsubaki sucked one of his balls into her mouth as she massaged the other one.

Naruto grunted. "Shit I'm cumming," said Naruto before he grabbed Suzume's head and forced her to swallow his whole cock as he shot his semen into the back of her throat. After he was done, Naruto released Suzume's head and Tsubaki released his ball from her mouth so she could turn Suzume's head towards her. The two black haired girls began to swap his cum in between them as Naruto stood up from the couch. "Well it's almost eight so I need to go now."

Naruto created three more clones before he willed his hard dick to soften so he could took it into his pants. One of the clones kneeled behind Ayame and rammed his cock into the brown haired girls pussy, which caused her two moan into Kushina's own pussy, making his mother squeal around his clone's cock as the vibrations made her feel even better. The other two clones sat on the couch and Tsubaki and Suzume climbed on top one respectively. Tsubaki straddled her clone before she began to ride him but Suzume face away from her clone and she began ride him too but with her ass. The two black haired maids began to make out, Tsubaki using her right hand to finger Suzume.

Naruto watched all this with a grin. His mornings were the best. "I'll be out all day mom, Miko-chan. See you later!" He waved at her.

Kushina stopped sucking on the her the clone's cock so she could grin at her son. "Have a nice day honey!" And then she was back to rolling her tongue around the clone's cockhead as if it were a delicious lollipop.

Mikoto also raised her head so she could smile sweetly at Naruto. "Good luck on your test Naruto-kun!"

"Have a nice day Naruto/Uzumaki-sama!" Were the responses of his two maids and personal chef before they were back to do what they were doing.

Naruto stepped out of the mansion and grinned as stared at the fountain. His face lit up when he recalled the promise he had made the day before yesterday and decided that it was time to live up to it. Five clones appeared in front of him and he gave them each one their instructions.

"You two go to the Hyuga Compound and keep Hitomi-chan and Hanabi-chan company. One of you help Hitomi-chan with all of her duties and when she is done relief her of her stress and the other one help Hanabi-chan with her training. Then continue getting her used to be fucked in the ass."

"You go to The Rising Dragon and help Li-chan around the store. And don't let her get bored."

"You go to the Yamanaka Flower Shop and help Kino-chan with everything she needs. Also, don't let her get bored."

"And you go to the Nara Compound and help Yoshino-chan around the house. After you are done show her a good time."

Naruto's clones grinned like their creator and nodded before they disappeared and a warping of black smoke. Now that he was sure that everyone was being taken care off, Naruto made his way towards training ground seven. He was in a mood of kicking some jonin's ass.

-An hour before noon. Training ground seven-

Kakashi decided to arrive three hours later just to spite his team and get them further annoyed so they couldn't think clearly and find out the real purpose of the test He had dropped some well hidden hints yesterday so there was a chance they found it. That and he wanted to mess with them some more. Sasuke's reactions were just hilarious and too good for him not to rile him up.

After spending three hours in front of the memorial stone, a few hundred meters away from where his soon to be team was waiting for him, Kakashi used shunshin to appear in front of them in a cloud of smoke, only for him o tilt his head to the side to avoid a few shuriken that were thrown his way courtesy of Sasuke.

Kakashi raised his only visible eyebrow at the three teens that were in front of him. Sasuke was panting angrily and glaring bloody daggers at him as he shook from head to toe. Kakashi thought it was cute. He then looked at Sakura who was sitting in front of one of the three wooden posts, leaning on it and there was a book opened on her lap. She was frowning at him and Kakashi thought that it suited her pretty face, as weird as that was.

The two of them looked the same as yesterday with Sasuke using his dark clothes and Sakura her baggy ones but there was something different about Naruto. He was sitting on top of the middle post, with his elbows on his knees and he was looking at the distance in a bored fashion with his lips pulled down petulantly. The thing that was different was that he now wore a cloak over his clothes and there was a katana strapped to his left waist. It looked like a black piece of timber as it didn't have a guard and its handle had bandages wrapped around it. Interesting.

Kakashi eye smiled cheerily at them. "How are you three doing this fine and wonderful morning?" He asked them with a matching voice.

Sasuke snarled as he tightened his fists further, almost making his knuckles crack. "You are late for three fucking hours! What the fuck happened?!"

Kakashi shrugged his shoulders. "Got lost in the road of life on my way here. I hope it happens to each one of you some time as you will enjoy it deeply," said Kakashi with a serious voice.

Sasuke screamed in rage and he was about to charge at Kakashi but he was suddenly grabbed by the collar of shirt by Naruto who have a bored look. "That a perfectly acceptable excuse Kaka-sensei but sadly I have to agree with Sasuke-chan here. You don't know how much I've been itching for a fight with a strong opponent," he said with a grin as he kept his hold on Sasuke.

Kakashi raised an eyebrow again. "And how did you know we were going to fight today?" He asked, truly curious.

Naruto grinned toothily, letting go of Sasuke which resulted in the black haired boy stumbling forwards and face planting on the ground. "You just told me now!"

Sakura shook her head as she stood up and walked so she stood by Naruto's side. "So what are going to be doing Kakashi-sensei? I want to get this done with already. I've wasted enough time sitting here doing nothing," she said with a huff as she crossed her arms. It looked like her irritation was big enough to override her normally polite way of talking to people.

Naruto pouted at her. "Are you saying that me complimenting you is a waste of time?"

Sakura blushed as she looked away from him. "I-I didn't day that!"

Naruto grinned. "Cool."

Kakashi chuckled before he reached into his pocket and pulled out two bells. He held them up and jiggled them, making Sasuke stop glaring at Naruto for what he did so he could look interestedly at the silver little balls. "What are we going to do with those?"

Kakashi strapped them to his vest, letting them hang by his waist. "You three are going to try and take these bells from me. To pass you need at least one bell. Use every method you deem sufficient enough to acquire a bell from me. Remember to come at me with the intent to kill; otherwise, you won't get a bell. You have an hour to get it so it means that you have till noon," said Kakashi with bored tone of voice.

Sakura looked worriedly at Kakashi. "Intent to kill? Don't you think that going that far for a test is too much?"

Kakashi eye smiled at her. "I'm a jonin Sakura. I think I can handle anything you three could throw at me Now… start!" He shouted and he noticed how Sakura and Sasuke jumped into the woods so they could hide. He sweat dropped when Naruto also jumped, but he did it so he could seat on top of the middle wooden post. "… Aren't you going to hide like the others?"

Naruto's elbows rested on his knees and his hands copped his chin as he grinned merrily at Kakashi. "Nope. I actually find it to be pointless. I'm going to let you kick Sakura-chan's and Sasuke-chan's ass before I fight you. You'll get a chance to warm up before facing me that way." There was a gleam in Naruto's red eyes that actually made Kakashi feel a little nervous.

Kakashi shrugged before pulling out an orange book that he began to read as he stood up in the middle of the clearing. "Suit yourself."

Naruto then watched as Sakura and Sasuke attempted to get a bell from Kakashi and he had to admit that they did better than what he was expecting. Sakura more than Sasuke. Naruto was sure that if he could get a Sakura to be a little more ruthless she would be a terror. The question was… how could he get her to be more ruthless? Oh. Right. He was going to talk to Anko after he got done here so there was the issue solved.

Sakura had used her skills with genjutsu to make Kakashi not see the weapons the she threw his way. But she forgot to mask their sound too so Kakashi was able to evade them and break the genjutsu. The jonin had then put Sakura on a genjutsu of his own but he was surprised when she broke out of it easily, showing impressive chakra control when she detected the foreign chakra in her system. After that Kakashi engaged her in close combat and managed to knock her out, only for the Sakura he was fighting to disappear, showing that it was a genjutsu. The real Sakura was just about to grab the bells but Kakashi was quick maneuver out of her way and tie her up with ninja wire.

Then it was Sasuke who at first showed good skills in throwing weapons and manipulating them with ninja wire. After that failed to work against Kakashi, Sasuke had opted to use taijutsu, displaying impressive, but unnecessary in Naruto's opinion, movements as he squared off against Kakashi. He did manage to grace the bells but he was pushed back by the silver haired jonin. Sasuke had attempted then ninjutsu, blowing a big fireball at Kakashi only for the jonin to go underground and bury Sasuke up to his neck.

Kakashi dusted off his hands as he looked up from the growling and glaring Sasuke. "That's two of them and now for the third one…" He trailed off as he looked towards the wooden post were he knew Naruto to be only for his eye to widen when he didn't see him there. He whipped his head towards Sakura's position, only not to see her there. Kakashi jumped back when spears of earth rose from the ground, threatening to impale him.

When Kakashi landed he stared at the spears with wide eyes as he didn't feel any chakra being used. He idly noted that there was a hole by the spears where Sasuke had been. Hearing a thud, Kakashi looked towards the wooden posts to see Naruto setting a sputtering Sasuke and a wide eyed Sakura. Well he gently set Sakura down but he let Sasuke fall on his ass.

Naruto grinned down at them. "You already did your part of the plan. Now is my turn," said Naruto as he gave them a double thumbs up before turning towards Kakashi and slowly walking towards him.

Kakashi raised an eyebrow when he heard him. "Plan?"

Naruto laughed as he nodded his head. "Yep. A plan. I told them that the purpose of this test was to actually test our teamwork and when they didn't believe me, I pointed out the hints you gave us yesterday. You said that each genin had a thirty percent chance of passing, meaning that if we worked together we were going to get a ninety nine percent chance. After I made them recall that there has never been a team with less than four members they acceded to make a plan. Isn't that right guys?" He asked over his shoulders after he stopped a few yards away from Kakashi.

Sasuke didn't have a fucking clue of what Naruto was talking about but it made sense to him so he nodded his head slowly. Sakura's eyes widened before she schooled her features as she deduced what Naruto meant when he said 'their part'. "Yes. Our part was to try to tire you out individually so Naruto-kun could finish you off. He told us that it didn't matter if we got the bells or no as the only thing that mattered was to work together."

Kakashi relaxed his stance as he eye-smiled at them. "Well, if that's the case, then you pass. We are going to actually make meaningful plans and formations for you guys though. That 'plan' was shit," said Kakashi.

Naruto chuckled before clicking his tongue as he shook his head, wiggling his finger from side to side at Kakashi. "You still have ti fight me Kakashi-sensei. I mean… you already know what Sakura and Sasuke are capable off. So is only fair that I fight you too, wouldn't you think?" Said Naruto as he smirked at Kakashi with a gleam in his eyes.

Kakashi nodded his head slowly. "That's true. I wouldn't know what role would you fit in the team otherwise. Come," said Kakashi bored as he motioned Naruto towards him with his hand.

Naruto gave a terrible grin and Kakashi felt that he just made the worst mistake in his life.

Kakashi's eyes widened when Naruto suddenly disappeared from a few yards away from him to appear just in front of him, right hand holding his sword and the left hand holding the sheath. Naruto's grin widened and his eyes gleamed as he laughed at Kakashi's expression before he made his movement. In the blink of an eye, Naruto's sword was out, and Kakashi was bisected in half. A shockwave then originated from Naruto and in front of him many trees were cut in half just with the power of him unsheathing his sword.

He ignored that and Sakura's and Sasuke's incredulous look in favor of looking at the split log at his feet.

Naruto raised an eyebrow when he felt heat increasing and it was coming from his right side. He turned his head slightly to see a giant fireball heading his way a very fasts speeds. Naruto merely scoffed before letting the fireball close in as he turned towards it. He rose his bandaged arm and flicked his wrist when the fireball was a feet away from him. All the eyes widened when the fireball simply burned out of existence in embers that passed harmlessly by Naruto.

Kakashi landed on his feet a few meters away from Naruto as he frowned at the blond red eyed teen. "How did you do all that?" He asked, sweat trailing down his temple as he kept himself in a ready stance. He had been almost killed with Naruto's first movements as he had not expected the blond to have jonin like speed but now that he thought about it and recalled who was Naruto's father, he shouldn't be surprised. But that thing with the fire…

Naruto shrugged his shoulders. "Being who I am has its perks Kaka-sensei. And my mother is the best swordsman the village has so don't be surprised. Now, let's keep fighting!" Shouted Naruto with glee as he charged at Kakashi with shining red eyes and a insane smirk on his face.

Kakashi only had time to relate 'being who I am' to 'Jinchuriki of the Kyubi' before Naruto was on him. As he leaned back, avoiding Naruto's vertical slash, Kakashi pulled out two kunais and he began to trade blows with Naruto. To his astonishment, Kakashi had to use every amount of skill he possessed to be able to keep up with Naruto as the blond's strike were incredibly fast, fluent and highly unpredictable.

Kakashi tilted his to the right body to avoid a vertical slash before he lashed out with his left kunai, aiming to impale Naruto's head. The blond haired teen ducked and twisted his sword to a reverse grip and attempted a rising vertical slash but Kakashi quickly used his well practiced foot work to step back. He was not expecting, however, for Naruto use the momentum of his strike to go into a summersault and snap kick him in the chest with enough force to send him flying back.

Kakashi grunted as he grabbed his chest. 'That felt like one of Gai's kicks. What the fuck did Kushina-san feed him?' He thought to himself as he regained the air he lost from being kicked that hard.

"We are not done Kaka-sensei!"

Kakashi's eyes widened when he heard Naruto's gleeful voice and he looked up to see that Naruto was pointing a finger clacking with electricity at him. A ball of condensed blue electricity formed in front of Naruto's fingertip that he pointed towards Kakashi as he grinned madly.

"Byakurai!"

The ball turned to a thick beam that reached Kakashi in an instant. Kakashi only had time to drop his two kunai and raise his hands and start using his affinity over lighting to stop the attack from harming him. It took him almost ten seconds, but Kakashi managed to neutralize the beam of lightning, making it frizzle out of existence. Kakashi quickly stood up as he shook his numb hands and picked up his kunais. He found it weird that his hands were numb but he attributed that to Naruto using the Kyubi's chakra to perform that attack, which caused it to be stronger than what he was used to deal with.

Kakashi turned towards Naruto only for the blond to disappear and appear on top of him, sword held in a two handed grip and a mad grin on his face as he brought him down in order to cleave Kakashi in half. Kakashi raised his two kunai in and 'X' formatting just in time to block the strike. Kakashi grunted as the force of the blow bade his arms buckle and for his feet to dig into the ground, cracking the soil as a small shockwave originated from the point of contact.

Sparks flew as the two fought for dominance but Kakashi was getting tired quickly so he decided to disengage. He reinforced his upper limbs with chakra and managed to push Naruto back, leaving him wide open for Kakashi to give him a rising kick that nailed the blond on the chin and sent him flying. Kakashi's instincts took over as he continued with the fallow up of the opening move he just performed.

Opening the first gate, Kakashi used shunshin to appear behind Naruto, reflecting the blond's flying position as the moved vertically to ground. Kakashi was about to wrap his arms around Naruto but the blond twisted his body and his left arm lashed out with a reverse strike aimed towards Kakashi's chest. Kakashi managed to stop Naruto's blow by grabbing his forearm.

Naruto twirled his sword so he was holding it in a reverse grip and raised his arm. The tip of the sword gleamed in the sunlight as he brought it down to stab Kakashi right through the middle of the head, but Kakashi tilted it to the side, only losing a few strands of hair. The two began to pummel down towards the ground and they both did the best to twirl the other so their opponent was the one to fall first. In the end Naruto won as he was physically many times stronger than Kakashi, and unknown to the silver haired jonin, also had many times more experience.

The earth shook slightly as Kakashi hit the ground with enough force to create a small crater. Dust and dirt covered the impact zone for few seconds before it was blown away by Naruto swing his sword diagonally as he looked down to the remains of a destroyed log. He was starting to get annoyed at that technique, even if he knew that it was the most overpowered and awesome technique ever created. The Log was a mighty and annoying being indeed.

Turning towards the edge of the clearing, Naruto smirked when he saw the many flying weapons coming at him. He counted twenty of them in less than second before he got into a stance with his sword at his side. Naruto charged at the volley of sharp metal as he laughed with glee, using his sword to block the ones on his path, directing them away from him. The barrage ended before another weapon was thrown at Naruto. An enormous shuriken.

Naruto smirked before he jumped over the shuriken, twisting his body as he had noticed another shuriken flying towards his airborne form slightly above the first one. Twisting his blade into a reverse grip, Naruto lashed out and metal met metal. Naruto's sword cut the enormous shuriken in half, the two half passing by him as the cut had been so smooth and fast that their speed had not been hindered. The trajectory had been modified though.

Sasuke yelped in surprise when one half of the shuriken imbedded itself a few inches on top his head on the wooden post he was leaning in and Sakura squealed in fright when the other half passed by her, ruffling her pink hair. Naruto heard this and he smirked towards the woods that served AS Kakashi's momentary hiding place.

"If you are not coming out Kaka-sensei, then I'm going to force you!" Declared before he sheathed his sword and got into a stance, with his knees bent, right hand holding the handle of his sword and left hand holding the sheath. It was deathly silent for a moment before Naruto tensed. And everything went FUBAR.

"Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu: Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki," whispered Naruto as unsheathed his sword so fast that one moment he the sword was on its sheath and the next one it was raised diagonally away from his head. Their rippled as a shockwave originated from the power of the unsheathing and Naruto jumped up as he didn't want to be in the epicenter of what he had caused with his strongest sword technique.

Everything began to get sucked into the place Naruto had been as they air that was expelled from that zone fought to be back to its rightful place. Sakura and Sasuke only felt a little pull as they were very far from there but Kakashi was not so lucky as he had been hiding just a few yards away from Naruto, in one of the closest trees sio he was pulled out of the forest, the air leaving his lungs as he hit the ground chest first.

"Heads up!" Shouted Naruto with a monstrous as he began to fall and he positioned his sword in a way he was holding it with his two hands just below his face and it was aimed to impale Kakashi with the force of his fall, one his knees bent in front of his chest and the other one under his body as his cloak flapped wildly on his back.

Kakashi rolled out of the way just in time put he was still pushed back by the impact Naruto made on the ground, creating yet another crater.

The cloud of dust was slowly blown away by the winds and Naruto raised his head, a smirk on his face as he looked towards the standing Kakashi, who was panting as he held one of his ribs. Naruto pulled the sword out of the ground and sheathed it.

Kakashi raised an eyebrow. "You done?"

Naruto nodded his head. "Yup. You are tired already and I don't like fighting opponents that are not at their best. Besides…" Naruto help up his hands and Kakashi's eyes widened when he saw the bells on Naruto's hands. "I already got these."

"When?"

"When we were falling towards the ground I grabbed them and you didn't notice because you were busier in trying not to get screwed by my blade. Her name is 'Kuroshin' by the way," said Naruto as he began to make his way towards the shell-shocked Sasuke and Sakura.

Kakashi nodded his head slowly as he followed him. When they reached the other two members of the team he turned towards Naruto. "So how are you capable of using earth and lightning? Does it have to do with it?" Asked Kakashi putting a discreet emphasis on the 'it' that only Naruto got.

"Yup. Pretty neat huh?"

"… Yeah. Neat." Terrifying was the word that Kakashi wanted to use but he was to sore to bother with it. "Since we are done here, you are all dismissed. Tomorrow with begin our duties as the official Team Seven. Be at the bridge you crossed to get here at eight o'clock. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to get my ribs fixed," he said with a slight glare at Naruto. Now he understood how the teen managed to beat Mizuki. He was a wolf clothed in sheep's fur. He wasn't that surprised though. Naruto was the son of Kushina and Minato. He was also the Jinchuriki of the strongest biju. Kakashi would've been more surprised of Naruto wasn't this skilled and powerful already.

"You are welcome. If you are up for another go, I'm more than willing Kaka-sensei."

"Yeah…" Kakashi trailed off before he deadpanned. "No. Bye." He waved slightly at them before he disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

Sasuke rose to his feet, careful so as not to get cut with the piece of shuriken imbedded on top of him on the wooden post, and glared at Naruto. "How are you so powerful?" He demanded. He hated to admit it, but he always knew that Naruto had always been more skilled than him. But to see that he was capable of pushing a jonin like Kakashi, who he couldn't even touch, was a real eye opener.

Naruto shrugged. "I trained my ass off for more time that I could remember." It was true; he lost count after the five hundred years mark. "And all my teachers were fucking slave drivers." He shuddered a little after he thought back to all the people Kami had brought to 'train him'. Train him as in 'try to survive using the same skill they are using against you until you are as good as them'. He was so glad he got to fuck her and her sisters for two days straight, otherwise, he wouldn't find all that time getting almost killed worthy.

"Teach me how to do that!" Sasuke ordered as he glared at Naruto.

"No. Wait… what for?"

"So I can avenge my clan by killing my sister!"

"…Don't wait. No."

"Why?!" Asked Sasuke in desperation as he snarled at Naruto, spit flying out of his mouth.

Naruto used his pinky finger to pick his ear. "Two reasons. The first one would be that you wouldn't be able to learn anything I could teach to the same level I am since once's body needs to be conditioned properly from a very young age. And the second reason would be the I think Mikoto, your hot mother, wouldn't let me fuck her anymore if she found out I helped her son in trying to kill her daughter. So it's a no. A big, fat and thick no," said Naruto, bored, as if talking about the weather.

Sasuke looked like he was about to charge at him but he thought better of it after he looked at the destroyed training ground and stomped out of the field with and angry and hateful glare that Naruto shrugged off by rubbing his nose after he felt it itching a little.

Sakura then walked towards Naruto with a blush on her face. "… Are you really in that kind of relationship with Sasuke's mother?" She asked as she looked down at her feet. It looked like being alone with Naruto was enough to bring back her shy self.

"Yup. do it every night with her." 'And with my mother, Ayame, Tsubaki and now Suzume-sensei, but she doesn't need to know that. At least not yet,' he added on his mind as he grinned when Sakura blushed harder and began to rub her thighs together. She was probably imagining him and Mikoto going at it. How cute. "Hey Sakura-chan, what do you say if I get a friend of mine to help you with your confidence issue?"

Sakura's eyes widened as she looked at the grinning Naruto. "Can you really do that?"

Naruto nodded his head easily. "Yeah. It might take some convincing but I know I can get her to help you out on her free time."

Sakura smiled in excitement before she jumped and wrapped her arms around Naruto's neck. "Thank you Naruto-kun! You are the best!" She said happily as she pressed her body into Naruto's.

Naruto grinned as he wrapped his arms around her. This was the bold side he wanted to become Sakura's permanent personality and he was sure that Anko could get that done…. along with other things. He was sure that she will be more than willing to help him out with this little project and that she would appreciate very much the type of convincing he was thinking of doing.

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I was actually planning on including Naruto's 'convincing of Anko' in this chapter but it got too long too fast so I decided to leave it for the first part of the next chapter. So let's see… Naruto got another maid for his house and got in a team with a lazy bastard, an emo avenger and a shy girl he is planning to corrupt into making her the scariest woman in the world.

That is ought to be interesting. Oh, and tell me what you think of his fight with Kakashi. The end of it was anticlimactic on purpose by the way. I think it was funny to write how it ended.

For the sake of keeping a record, at the end of each chapter I'm going to write every female Naruto has had screen on sex or it has been implied that he has had sex with from now on.

Kami
Yami
Shinigami
Kushina Uzumaki
Mikoto Uchiha
Ayame Ichiraku
Tsubaki
Suzume
Ino Yamanaka
Kino Yamanaka (Ino's mother)
Hinata Hyuga
Hanabi Hyuga
Hitomi Hyuga (Hinata's mother)
Yoshino Nara
Hana Inuzuka
Tsume Inuzuka
Anko Mitarashi
Chun-Li (TenTen's mother)

… Holy shit and this is only the fourth chapter of the story! Pat me on the back will ya!

Next chapter we are going to see more debauchery, badassery, hilarity and the start of the wave arc. And review! I know you like it. Stay tuned my friends!