Party Be-bop

"Total score Byakuya-Taichou," Ikkaku said as he put his hand on Byakuya's shoulder.

Byakuya turned around, giving the 11th Division 3rd seat a cold look.

"Don't touch me."

Ikkaku backed up, along with the crowd that surrounded the raven-haired taichou. The whole trip up to the office was filled with yells, screams and whistles directed towards him. When Byakuya made it to 6th Division, he thought that the harassment was about to cease, but it didn't. The guards cheered and patted him on the back as he entered the 6th Division gate. They quickly when back to their posts after Byakuya flared up his spiritual pressure, without sparing them a glance. When he came in Renji was sitting on a desk conversing with Izuru, who was picking up some paperwork.

Renji laughed, "Dude did u hear that Byakuya-Taichou had sex with-"

Izuru saw Byakuya and cut Renji off with a loud greeting.

"G-good morning Byakuya-Taichou."

Renji hurriedly sat back in his desk, and began to do some of the paperwork that just came in. Byakuya narrowed his eyes at the two as he quietly strolled over to his desk. When he sat at his desk, he started to look through the papers that sat on it, when he found a note.

Renji spotted the note in Byakuya's hands, so he yelled across the room.

"Oh sir, Kyoraku-Taichou left that for you!"

Byakuya held the note up to his eyes and he was barely able to decipher the poorly written kanji.

The note read: "That was a great party Byakuya-kun, we should do it again."

The rest of the note had food and sake stains on it. Byakuya sneered as he balled up the paper and threw it on the floor.

They are the reason, he thought, why I'm having such a hard time today!

FLASHBACK

Kyoraku sat in Byakuya's Sakura trees humming a tune, when Byakuya came out for his morning walk. Byakuya looked up at the 8th Division taichou relaxing in one of his trees.

"What are you doing here," Byakuya asked.

Kyoraku chuckled, "I'm hiding from my fukutaichou."

Byakuya gave the man a blank look, "well this isn't a place for you to hide from your subordinates. This is my house and you're on my land."

Kyoraku jumped down from the tree, a wide grin was spread across his face.

"Byakuya-kun, I wouldn't have come here if I didn't need you help."

Even though Byakuya didn't show it he was puzzled.

"Help? What could you possibly need help with?"

"Now," Kyoraku said quickly.

Before Byakuya could say anything, the happy-go-lucky blonde: Matsumoto Rangiku was standing before him.

"What the? How did you-"

Byakuya tried to say something but it was looking like it wasn't about to come out.

Kyoraku looked at Rangiku, and then at the raven-haired taichou who was still trying to form a sentence.

"Byakuya-kun, we have both come to share a common concern that is in need your assistance. We don't have that much time because of Nanao-"

Rangiku finished his sentence, "And Hitsugaya-Taichou are on their way. Any way Byakuya-taichou, we are supposed to be throwing a huge party tonight!"

Byakuya crossed his arms and lifted an eyebrow.

"I would love to hear how that acquires my assistance."

Kyoraku sighed, "Well, every place that we tried to rent out didn't have enough room, so we wanted to know if we could use your place."

Byakuya's mouth dropped.

Kyoraku looked at Rangiku, "I knew he would react like that."

"Time to use Plan B," Rangiku whispered back.

Kyoraku nodded and motioned Rangiku to walk up to Byakuya.

"Please," she said, "If we don't get a answer soon Hitsugaya-Taichou is gonna come, and those beautiful sakura trees of your are as good as dead!"

Byakuya stayed silent as the vision of Hitsugaya's reiasu freezing his trees filled his head. Byakuya couldn't let that happen, those threes have been on the Kuchiki land for generations. The raven-haired taichou sighed knowing that he wasn't about to like what he was about to say next.

"Fine Kyoraku-Taichou and Matsumoto-Fukutaichou, I will allow you to have this party at my house. With that privilege, I also warn you; if anything is out of place, broken, smashed or missing, the blame will fall on you two. I will be there to monitor you. Oh, and you'll have to clean up after the party or else. I don't think you would want your superiors... or subordinates to know where you were to day, so you can be on your way."

Kyoraku and Rangiku bowed to show their gratitude and then shunpoed away.

Later, during the party

The house was a wreck, but no one really cared because they were totally wasted. As usual, Rangiku was trying to get every guy in the room to strip, and Kyoraku was flirting with the females. The thing that was more unusual than Unohona hitting on Hisagi was what Byakuya doing. He sat on the sofa making out with Yoruichi, which would've never happened if they were sober.

Byakuya broke the kiss, "you know hic you are such a good kisser."

Yoruichi blushed, "oh stop, I'm not that hic good."

She then gave him a friendly shove that knocked him off the sofa. They were so wasted that they both laughed even though Byakuya had almost hit his head on a glass coffee table.

Byakuya got up and grabbed Yoruichi's hand, "c'mon let's go to my room, we can have some fun in there."

An evil smirk spread across Yoruichi's face.

" Oh, it looks like i am going to like his type of fun, heehee."

That morning Byakuya woke up to see Yoruichi getting out of hid bed and beginning to dress herself. She looked back at him flashing a small smile. When Byakuya sat up he felt a sharp pain coming from his side and his face. He then put his hand on his cheek to examine it and found out that the pain came from scratches.

Great, he thought.

END FLASHBACK

As Byakuya was walked home from work, he hoped that he could relax and sleep away the events of today. He wanted peace and that was all, but the 6th Division taichou had a feeling that he wouldn't get it. Until the incident with him and Yoruichi calmed down, getting some rest would be hard. When he finally made it home, he found Rukia standing on the porch, as if she was waiting for him. Byakuya walked to his little sister but she backed away from him and she became nervous. She was shaking and was twiddling her thumbs.

"What's wrong Rukia," Byakuya asked.

Rukia looked up at him and then diverted her eyes, looking at the floor.

"Nii-sama...I have to tell you something."

Byakuya tried to look her in the eye, "yes?"

Rukia took a deep breath before speaking.

"Nii-sama, I-I'm expecting."

Byakuya swallowed hard, he hoped it wasn't what he thought it was.

"E-expecting what?"

Rukia began to shuffle her feet, "a baby."

WEET-WHOO! Sorry, but I don't know how to whistle

(Fai said this in chapter 19 volume 3 of Tsubasa)

(Bows) I am sooooooo sorry for taking so long to update...I was too busy hanging out with friends and going to the beach. Since school is drawing nearer i will be updating faster!