Theme song music plays.
"Mitsu!" says a girl doggy.
"Ray-chan!" says a girl with black cat ears.
"My-ki!" says a boy with flags.
"Remers!" says a girl squirrel.
"And Momo!" says a girl kitty.
"We are the Street Demonz!" they yell.
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Remers enters the living room, looking around. She sees Bugg, Koopa and Mitsu sitting on the sofa.
"Where's Ray-chan and My-ki?" Remers asks.
"My-ki's parents came and took him for the weekend," Bugg says.
"And Ray-chan?"
"She went with," Mitsu says.
"She went with my man?" Remers yells.
The three stare at her.
"Is she scammin' on my man?" she screams.
They continue to stare at her.
"Can we go to Barnes and Nobles now?" Mitsu asks.
"Yeah!" Koopa and Remers screech.
"Okay," Bugg says. Then she jumps on the sofa. "We're goin' to Barnes and Nobles!"
"Yay!"
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"Now just act natural," Remers says. "I'm an expert on these things."
"You've only jacked like five things!" Mitsu says loudly.
Remers and Bugg jump on her and clamp their hands over her mouth.
"Hey," Koopa says. "Isn't 'jacked' the new way of saying you got ripped off?"
They stare at her. "Oh yeah!" they say, catching on.
The group goes deep into the store. Bugg goes to the Anime section whilst Remers, Mitsu and Koopa go to the New Age section. Aka, magic.
"Hey, Remers," whispers Mitsu. "Can you put this in your bag for me?"
"No!" Remers whispers back. "If you gunna break the law, break it in your own pocket!"
They look at each other and burst out laughing. Remers and Koopa stand in front of Mitsu as she opens her bag and puts the book in.
"Did you take the sticker thingy out?" Koopa asks.
"Oh, no I didn't," Mitsu says.
She pulls the book back out and flips through the pages. With an, "Ah ha!" she finds the sticker that sets off the security alarms and throws it on the ground.
"Pudding is not microwavable," Bugg says.
They look at her and she blinks.
"We such bad girls," Koopa says, watching Mitsu slip the book into her bag.
"I haven't worked on this story in like six months," Rémy says.
The girls look up at Rémy and shush her.
"I wunna go now," Remers says. "I got caught at Albertson's so I'm scared."
The other girls nod their heads understandably (is that word?) and they leave.
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Back at the house…
"We're so bored!"
Remers and Mitsu are sitting on the sofa, whining about how life is so boring.
"We should go on a mission!" Bugg yells.
"Yeah!" Remers and Mitsu yell back.
My-ki walks out of the bathroom, hair wet and wearing only a towel around his waist. At seeing the girls, his eyes widen.
"You…you guys are back…" he stammers.
Remers stares at him.
My-ki stares back, a little frightened.
Remers continues to stare.
So does My-ki.
Remers continues.
My-ki does too.
Remers…
"WE GET IT! WE'RE STARING AT EACH OTHER!"
Rémy gets hit on the head with a lobster.
"Ray! What was that for?" she yells.
"Cuz you're being annoying," she answers calmly, and walks off.
"Now get back to narrating!" Bugg commands.
"Okay, okay," Rémy replies. "Sheesh."
As all this goes on, My-ki slips away into his bedroom and locks the door. Everyone looks at Remers, expecting her to flip out and run to the door.
Instead, she walks to the sofa and puts on the TV. They all look at her skeptically and she turns around.
"What?"
Ray-chan walks over to her and puts her hand on Remers' forehead. "She doesn't have a temperature."
Bugg smells Remers' clothes. "She hasn't been smoking."
Mitsu holds up Remers' right arm and puts her ear on her wrist. "I don't hear a heartbeat…"
They all look at her.
Remers holds up her left arm. "You take a pulse on this arm, sweetie."
"Did you just call me sweetie?"
Silence.
Crickets chirping.
"Okay then!"
Remers gets up and puts in the movie, Signs.
"This movie is hella lame, but I love how they make you afraid on the unknown," she says.
"Stop saying hella, Cartman!" Kyle yells.
They all stare at him.
"What?" he says.
"Dude, where the fuck did you come from?" Remers says.
"Figures you'd be the one to cuss first," My-ki says, coming out of his room.
Remers hits him on the head with a palm tree and Ray-chan hits him on the head with a lobster.
"One of these days I'm going to leave this place!" he yells.
All of the girls run to My-ki and huggle him. He looks as if he's going to protest, but then stops, and even seems to enjoy it.
"No I don't!"
Give it up, My-ki. We know you like girls.
End of episode.