Uzumaki Naruto: Adventures of Team 7
Chapter Four: You... pass!
"Okay, everyone be on the roof in 10 minutes," Kakashi ordered them. With that he used Sushin no Jutsu (sp?) To go to the roof. Sakura and Sasuke left the room to go up the stairs.
"Hold it, Kit. I want you to try something," said Kyuubi.
'What is it, Kyu?' Naruto asked.
Kyuubi gave Naruto some of his memories. The memories were of how to walk up wall using chakra. "I not completely sure this is how to do it, though, so be careful. I never actually so it. So try it, okay?"
'Yeah, sure. But, if I die, you owe me...' said Naruto.
Naruto concentrated chakra to his feet and slowly walked up the side of the building. About 15 minutes later he was almost there.
"Where's Naruto!" Sakura screamed.
"Here," Naruto said, jumping over the railing. "Sorry, that was my first time ever doing that so it took my longer then I thought. It didn't help much that I fell of half way up the wall..." Naruto let his sentence drag on, knowing that they got the idea.
"You know the tree walking exercise?" Kakashi asked, surprised.
"I guess, if that's what it's called," Naruto answered, shrugging.
Kakashi looked like he was about to continue the rest of the conversation, but decided to change the subject. "Okay, I want you to tell me your name, likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dreams for the future. You know, to get to know each other," said Kakashi.
No one said anything for a while, so Sakura decided to speak up. "Why don't you go first sensei," she said.
Kakashi nodding. "My name is Kakashi. I don't really have any likes or dislikes..."
"He likes his Orange Perverted Book and he dislikes people who want to hurt of taker away his Orange Perverted Book," said Naruto.
"I have no reason to tell you my hobbies..."
"His hobbies are buying and reading his Orange Perverted Books," Naruto said.
"And I have no dreams for the future..."
"He wants to collect all the Orange Perverted Books and meet the Author of the Orange Perverted Books."
"They're calling Icha Icha Paradise," Kakashi pointed out. "Whatever, Pinky, your next."
Sakura growled. "My name is Haruno Sakura. I like Sasuke-kun. I dislike Ino-pig and... Naruto! My hobbies are training, some other stuff, and winning Sasuke's heart! My dreams of the future is to become Sasuke-kun's girlfriend, CHA!" Sakura cheered.
"Great. Emo, you're up. Oh, and don't even think about leaving anything out, I'll know," said Kakashi.
"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I like... this one guy... My dislikes are fangirls, and Itachi. My hobbies are training, avoiding fangirls, like I have a choice, training, and other things..."
"You said training twice," Naruto pointed out.
"Shut up, dobe. My dreams for the future is to kill Itachi and win this guy's heart which will be very hard because he's not the bright."
"Wait... GUY!?" Sakura screamed. "YOU'RE GAY!?"
"Haha," Naruto said, pointing at Sakura.
"Yes, I am. Problem?" Sasuke asked. Sakura shook her head, meaning no, as Kakashi realized that Gai was one letter away from gay.
"I guess this would be a bad time to tell you that the Yondaime's your father," Kyuubi said randomly. Naruto thought for a minute before falling to the ground. Before anyone noticed he jumped back up.
"Okay, Blondie, your next," said Kakashi.
Naruto glared. "My name's Uzumaki..."
"Namikaze."
"Uh... Naruto... I like Ramen, training, Iruka-sensei, Sandaime, Yondaime, who turns out to be my father, and Kyu, I guess. I dislike people who judge people before getting to know them, the three minutes it takes to make Ramen, and when Kyu starts sing the Friends' theme song for no reason, when he starts making sound affects for when I walk, and when he tells me 'I'm short 'cause I'm stupid' and when he talks Gangster. My hobbies are learning jutsu, training, training with Kyuubi, and other things. My dreams for the future are to become Hokage, find Itachi because he owes me money, and find other people with demon sealed in them. That's all. By the way, most of those things are S-rank secretes so you can't tell anyone unless you want to die," said Naruto.
The members of Team 7 stared at him in shock. After 15 minutes Naruto decided that he should go get some help so at least say something. "Are you guys okay?" Naruto asked.
"You walk to Kyuubi? I thought he was dead," said Sakura.
"Nope. He's sealed inside of me."
"Oh... You're Yondaime's son?" she asked.
"That's what Kyu said. Kyu isn't as bad as people say he is. The only reason why he attacked Konoha is because Orochimaru killed his kits and he was drunk off some kind of water..."
Kakashi fainted. "Oops. Just one question. Does anyone hate me because of Kyu?" asked Naruto.
"That's why people hate you? That's dumb," said Sasuke. Sakura nodded in agreement.
"Yup, that's also why I wear orange 24/7, eat nothing but Ramen, even though I love it anyway, pull pranks on people I don't like that much, and all the other stupid, idiotic things I do," said Naruto, being smart because Kyuubi 'accidentally' made him like that a few minutes ago.
"Great..." Sasuke said sarcastically. "Wait... Itachi owes you money?" Sasuke asked.
"Yup. He bet me money on how you'd react to him killing your clan."
"WHAT!?"
"And your reaction to be telling you that."
"..."
"And my telling you that."
"Shut up."
"And that."
"SHUT UP!"
"And that."
"DOBE!"
"And that!"
"I'LL KILL YOU!"
"And that's it. Hey, I'm rich now. Cool."
At that moment Naruto woke up from being unconscious. "Hey, Kit. You fainted after I told you Yondaime was your father. You have weird dreams," said Kyuubi.
'Yeah... That was weird.'
"Hey, Naruto?" said Kakashi. "Are you okay?" he asked.
'Itachi doesn't owe me money, why would I dream that?' Naruto thought, ignoring Kakashi.
"By the way, the part of me making you smart happened," Kyuubi said.
"Naruto!" Kakashi yelled as Sakura punched the top of his head.
"Ow! Sorry, sorry. So... what?" asked Naruto.
"It's your turn," Kakashi pointed out.
"Oh, right." Naruto got off the ground. "My name is Uzumaki..."
"Namikaze."
'SHUT UP!' "...Naruto. My likes are training and Ramen. I dislike... the Orange Perverted Books, 'it', Mizuki, that one guy that keeps tripping me for some reason... oh, and my... uh... secrete that has nothing to do with 'it'. My hobbies are training, training, eating Ramen, training, training, training, training, and training..."
"You said training 7 times," Sasuke pointed out.
"SHUT UP, TEME!" Naruto screamed. "My dream... TO BE THE GREATEST HOKAGE! THEN THAT ONE GUY WILL NEVER TRIP ME AGAIN!" Naruto paused. "Oh, and so everyone will respect me..."
"Right... Anyway, meet my at training ground 7 for the Genin test. Yes, your not really Genin yet. Oh, and don't eat breakfast, you'll barf."
Kakashi 'poofed' away.
Everyone went home, Sakura, or went to train, Sasuke, or went to prank 'That One Guy', Naruto.
TIMESKIP
"He's late, again!" yelled Sakura.
"Hey, Kit. What did the Big Boss of Konoha say about you hearing peoples thoughts?" asked Kyuubi.
'Who were there,' Naruto pointed out.
"I was sleeping, DUDE!" Kyuubi yelled.
Naruto sighed, telling Kyuubi his story.
FLASHBACK
Naruto headed toward the Hokage tower to talk to the Hokage... duh. He walked right into his office once he got there, since he did that all the time anyway and Kyuubi said there was no one else inside the room. "What can I do for you, Naruto," Sarutobi asked.
Naruto sat down in front of the Hokage before starting. "I keep on hearing what people are think and Kyu and I don't know why," Naruto told him.
Sarutobi thought for a moment, ignoring the fact he said 'Kyu and I' for now. "Um... Maybe it's a bloodline..." he thought out loud.
"I've never heard anyone say anything about Otou-san having a bloodline. You'd think they'd know something important like that," said Naruto.
Sarutobi was surprised. "You know about Yondaime being your father?" he asked.
Naruto nodded. "Kyu told me."
Sarutobi also nodded. "I don't think he would have told anyone about having a bloodline. I think he would rather keep it a secrete so people wouldn't try to keep their thoughts from him."
"Probably. Well, I'll just have to learn to control it. I just hear random thoughts, that's it. I bet if I keep training I'll get better, though," Naruto said. With that Naruto left to train his bloodline, even if that wasn't what it really was.
ENDFLASHBACK
"Well... Now I know why I was asleep... Try to listen in on Uchiha's thought. My guess is that you'll just know what he's thinking about, not just hear it. It seems that if they think something you will hear it but if they're thinking of something you'll just know," said Kyuubi.
Naruto mentally nodded, concentrating. After I while a thought just came to him. 'He's thinking about...'
Kyuubi laughed as Naruto mentally glared at him. He decide to talk to someone who wasn't Kyuubi.
"So, guys," Naruto started. "What are you thinking about?"
Sasuke said nothing, just looked away. Sakura looked at Sasuke, not that interested now that she knew he was gay. 'I wonder who he likes...' she thought. "Nothing important," she said, sighing and glancing at Sasuke.
"Sasuke? Why think about him? You should think about... Being friends with Ino again, or something like that," Naruto said.
Sakura looked at him in surprise, then smiled. "You know what, Naruto? You're right.
And Sasuke?"
"Hn," Sasuke said, looking at her.
"Everyone on Team 7 should be friends. I mean, Naruto has no reason to hate Sasuke and I have no reason to like you like that. And I don't like Naruto like that and I know he doesn't like me like that anymore..."
"Yup!" Naruto interrupted. "Sorry..."
"Right. And we all know Sasuke has no friends! So, hey, why not!" said Sakura.
"Yeah, Sakura's right!" Naruto cheered.
"Hn."
"GROUP HUG!" Sakura yelled, pulling Naruto and Sasuke into a hug. Sasuke blushed and Naruto just smiled.
"Yo!" Kakashi said. "What the..." Kakashi stared at the 3 kids.
"YOU'RE LATE!" Naruto and Sakura screamed.
"Sorry, I don't lost on the path of life," said Kakashi.
"LIAR!" Sakura screamed.
"I've done that," Naruto said. "Maybe that's why Iruka was surprised when I told him I got lost on the path of life..."
"Hn."
Kakashi shook his head. "Right, on with the test. You have to get these bells.." Kakashi puled out 2 bells. "... Before lunch. It you don't get a bell, you fail. I'll tie you up to the log and you don't get lunch," Kakashi explained.
"But sensei, there are only 2 bells," Sakura pointed out.
Kakashi smiled under his mask. "I know. Not everyone will pass. Ready? Begin!"
Sasuke and Sakura were about to jump into the woods to hide from Kakashi, but Naruto held them back. "He's lying," he said, pulling Sasuke and Sakura off into the woods, telling them to stick together. Once they got far enough from Kakashi they stopped in a tree, waiting...
"Okay," Naruto whispered. "We have to work together for this test. Don't worry, I got a plan. Sasuke, who's go in first. Use what ever jutsu you know. Try not to get too close to him. Sakura, you'll go in next. Act like your helping Sasuke to show him how good you are. Sasuke, when Sakura shows up start using Tijutsu. Sakura, when Sasuke attacks you head for the bells. While you do that I'll use a jutsu to sneak up to Kakashi and get the bells. Got it?" Naruto asked.
"How do we know your not just doing this to get the bells for yourself?" Sakura asked.
"You don't," he answered. "But, you'll have to trust me or we'll fail for sure. Are you guys in or not. In the end I'll give the bells to you anyway. And what ever happened to us all being friends?"
Sakura looked surprised that Naruto would give them the bells if they can get them, making him fail. "Fine," Sakura said. Sasuke nodded.
Kakashi stood there, wondering if his could-be students were ever going to try to fight him. That was when Sasuke came out of hiding to attack him, alone. He started using fire jutsu on him. He just kept on dodging, not looking up from his 'Orange Perverted Book'. He only looked up when Sakura came out of hiding, too. When she started to help Sasuke stopped using fire jutsu and started using Tijutsu. He just blocked and dodged. He quickly jumped to the side when Sakura tried to grab the bells. He was about to attack them back when he felt someone take the bells. He looked behind him to see Naruto half way out of the ground, looking like he was growing out of it. He sunk back into the ground after waving to Kakashi. A few seconds later he 'grew' out of the ground, next to Sasuke and Sakura, passing a bell to each of them.
"Well, you guys did well... for idiots," Kakashi said, causing Naruto and Sakura to sweat drop and Sasuke to glare at him. "But.. You guys fail anyway."
"What!?" Sakura screamed. "WHY!?"
"Because, time ran out," Kakashi said. Before they could say anything he continued to walked. "Even though time ran out I still have one thing to say to you."
Everyone looked up at Kakashi, waiting for him to say something. "You... pass!"
Everyone sighed in relieve.
"Just kidding," Kakashi said.
Everyone ignored him and started to walk away. "Uh... guys! Meet at the meeting spot at 6:30 tomorrow morning for your first mission."
"Okay, Kakashi-sensei. See you at 10!" Naruto called back.
Kakashi sighed and looked up at the sky. "I bet your laughing right now, Obito. Well, stop. I don't think that's very funny."
End of Chapter Four
A/N: Yup, and that's it for chapter 4. I have bad news, bad news, and good news. The bad news is that I know people are reading but that aren't reviewing and I don't know why. Even if you don't like please review and tell me what wrong with it. The other bad news is that there might not be a next chapter. I like writing the story and all but I've got only one review (THANK YOU TARU!). I like review and it just keep me going. And I don't know if people actually like it or not. cries But, the good news is that I'll continue if I get at LEAST 5 reviews. Also, I might review anyway, for those who can't review for whatever reason. But, please review.
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