A/N: Forewarning – no Bella/Edward lemon … THIS chapter. But you will not be disappointed with the improvement in the plot. It thickens! Mwahaha. It's a semi-filler chapter, but it definitely gets to the heart of the revenge and the next few chapters will be a lot of the guy's perspectives. I promise, you will LOVE it. And if you don't, I love it so that's all that matters.

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Disclaimer: Stephanie Meyer owns all this, I just own my dirty dirty thoughts about her characters.

APOV

We watched Emmett scurry out of the room, following Rose to the bathroom where they were going to switch underwear. Game or no game, I don't know if I could have looked at Jasper and said "Okay here's my panties – don't stretch them out!" Although, I do say, the idea of getting him out of his underwear did seem appealing.

"Um, so what now?" Jasper was looking straight at me.

"I guess I'll just go, no knowing how long those two will be." I looked at Bella and tried to get her attention, but she was too busy trying to hide the fact that she was drooling over Edward's half naked body. I mean, the boy was gorgeous, but Jasper.

Me-ow.

I wanted to pounce on him and he was fully clothed. I could only imagine what was going on underneath them.

"Alice? Are you going to go?" Jasper's sweet voice interrupted my less than sweet thoughts about him. I grinned and reached for a tile.

"Oh, well this is interesting." I smiled as I read the tile to myself first, making sure that I wasn't hallucinating. "So, it looks like I'm going to have to take a shot for every sexual partner I've ever had."

I sat there, wondering if I should lie and only take one shot and hope that Bella didn't rat me out, or just suck it up and take my 4.

"HAHA! Alice, you better get ready for these!" Bella's voice indicated that she had made the choice for me, because sitting in front of her were the four shots.

"Four. Impressive." Edward commented. "Well drink up pixie girl."

Ugh. This was not going to end well, but that was the name of the game. I took a deep breath and took the first double shot. Grabbing my mixed drink, I chased the other double shot and let out a shudder.

"Wow." Jasper was staring at me. Oh god, he probably thinks I'm some skanky freshman slut. But hey – a girl's got a right to get hers. "I've never seen a girl take shots like that. Most girls won't even touch straight alcohol let alone take four shots."

I was beaming. I took a few deep breaths and then prepared myself for the second half of this sneaky little Jenga piece.

"And well, let's see. For my dare I have to make-out with anyone in the room." I let my eyes rest on Jasper. He looked intrigued. "Well, I wonder who it will be?"

Edward and Jasper sat there, an anxious look on Jasper's face and Edward had a look of apprehension on his. This was too easy.

I stood up and walked over to Bella, she already sensing what I was going to do, began standing and met me halfway. We looked at each other, knowing that this was going to just send them over the edge and soon they'd be eating out of hands.

I bit my lip and let a quiet giggle slip. Bella moved her hand to the back of my neck, pulling me closer to her. I moved my mouth to her ear and whispered, "You know what to do." I ran my tongue along her ear, lightly biting her lobe. She moaned slightly and tilted her head back, exposing her neck to me.

I gently bit down on her skin, leaving a light bite mark. I turned my face towards her, taking a moment before letting my lips brush against hers. I felt her body react, slightly leaning into me and her hand tighten in my hair. Fuck, she knew I loved that.

My tongue snaked out, licking her lips before letting mine mold around hers. She tasted like vodka and cranberries, but I guess I probably tasted the same. I let opened my mouth slightly, feeling her tongue snake in and flicker against mine. I grinned, only imagining what the guys were thinking at this moment. I decided to increase the ante.

I parted my lips a little more, allowing her even more access to my mouth as I let my tongue roll around with hers. Her hands tangled in my hair, my hands pulling her waist closer to me. A few seconds later I felt her pull back, and I gently sucked on her bottom lip, not letting her go. I bit down and hearing another moan escape her, I released her.

She was panting slightly, a slightly dreamy look on her face and I knew I had a coy grin on my face. I cupped her face in my hand and winked. Turning to face Edward and Jasper, I had to stifle my laughter at the sight I saw.

There they were, mouths agape, jaws hanging down as if they had never seen two girls kissing before. Edward's boxers had a slight tent to them, and thank god he had no shame, because that man was packing some serious heat. I looked over at Jasper, his eyes were bugged out and his hands were clenching the rug we were sitting on. He looked as if he was in pain. I just smiled and sat back in my place.

"Well, that was fun. Jasper, it's your turn." I licked my lips and looked at him.

He leaned towards the Jenga tower, his hand shaking slightly, and grabbed a tile. He read over it silently, a small smile growing on his face.

"It seems like I'm going to need one of those beers from your fridge." He looked at Bella, and she got up, Edward's eyes unapologetically staring at her ass as she walked to the fridge and handed Jasper the beer. "I assume you have a funnel considering that's my task."

I got up, reaching into the closet and pulled out our beer funnel.

"Alice, would you?" He asked, nodding towards the funnel in my hand. I nodded and set it up, holding the hose out towards him as he handed me the beer. I held the top half and poured the beer in, letting the foam set before giving him the go-ahead. He got down on his knees and plugging the hole with his thumb. Taking a deep breath, he put his mouth over his thumb and quickly moved his hand out of the way. The beer rushed down the tube where he was expertly chugging it down. It took less than ten seconds and he was standing back up, wiping off the residue of foam on his bottom lip.

I breathed in sharply, taking in sight of his beautiful lips. I wanted them on me so bad and watching him on his knees a few seconds ago had most definitely made my pulse quicken.

"Bro, what's the other part of your tile." Edward said, interrupting my moment of awe.

"For that, I need some music. Something you can dance too." Bella taking the cue turned towards the iPod, making sure that it was set up right, before picking out a song. Jasper turned to me and said, "Miss Alice, you're going to need to sit down right there." He pointed to the dish chair that was next to me.

I sat down, slightly confused and waited for him to do whatever it was that he was planning to do. He nodded to Bella and he said, "Now remember – the rules are you can look all you want, but you can't touch." He grinned and stuck his tongue out slightly, biting on his bottom lip before winking at me.

I almost came right there.

I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh - you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy

Ludacris filled the air as Jasper turned to me; he made eye contact and grinned. His hips started swaying to the beat of my favorite song to fuck to. Damn you Bella! Must be payback for something. But I was far too consumed with the dancing man in front of me to wonder what for.

He straddled my leg and started grinding into it but taking care not to touch me. He arched backwards, running his hands over his abs and chest. I could hear Edward and Bella laughing in the background, but I did not find one this about this funny.

Jasper was giving me the best lap dance of my life. Not that I had had many but man, this was the sexiest thing I had ever seen.

However you want it lover lover gonna tap that ass soon
See I cast 'em and I past 'em get a tight grip and I grasp 'em
I flash 'em and out last 'em
And if ain't good then I trash 'em while you stash 'em
I'll let 'em free
And the tell me what they fantasy
Like up on the roof roof tell yo boyfriend not to be mad at me

He turned away from me now, giving me the perfect opportunity to squeeze his ass. I reached up and gave it a little pinch. He turned around and slapped my hand playfully. "No no no." He waved his finger back and forth as if he was scolding a child. I laughed and let him continue.

He lowered himself farther into my lap, letting our thighs rub against each other slightly. The sensation sent shivers down my body. I gripped the chair slightly harder and tried to think of anything but ripping off his clothes and taking him right there.

Jasper was really getting it now. Leaning forward, his mouth was right next to my ear and his breath was hot and sticky on my skin. My lips parted and a small moan escaped my traitorous lips.

"Oh, you like this?" He was teasing me now. And god he knew how to. He leaned back a little, doing a slight body roll and continued his little show. He started mouthing along to the words, holding my eye contact and the intensity that blazed in those eyes made my heart flutter.

"Jesus Jasper, I think I have some ones in my purse." I quipped, trying to lighten the sexual tension that had started to make itself apparent to not only us but Edward and Bella.

You wanna make a brother beg for it
Give me TLC 'cause you know I be too proud
We can do it in the white house
Tryna make them turn the lights out
Champaign with my campaign let me do the damn thing
What's my name, what's my name, what's my name a sauna, jacuzzi
In the back row at the movie
You can stratch my back and rule me
You can push me or just pull me

We were all catcalling Jasper, make crude comments the entire time he was gyrating in front of me. I thought I was going to pass out from laughing. Then it took a turn for the sexy.

He placed his hands on my thighs, giving them a gentle squeeze before letting them wander north. His fingers felt amazing on my skin, I needed to feel more. He stopped just short of the end of my dress. I leaned forward slightly, needing to be closer to him. He smelled like the new Usher cologne and my mouth started watering.

Barely above a whisper, he started singing the lyrics to me. "I wanna get you in the back seat windows up, that's the way you like to fuck." I froze instantly, my eyes as wide as saucers. Holy shit, how did he know? "Clogged up fog alert, Rip the pants and rip the shirt, rough sex make it hurt…" His voice trailed as he moved away from my ear.

My underwear was soaked; he was turning me on in the fiercest way possible. And there was no way he knew that was my favorite line of the song, emulating how I loved to fuck. There was nothing better than a little rough sex to end the day with.

I pretended to fan myself, trying to hide the fact that I was too turned on to function. The song was winding down and I felt Jasper jump into my lap. He was grinning like a little kid and it was just too precious.

We were all in hysterics when he stood up and to take a bow, bowing and then doing the best ass pop just as Rose and Emmett walked back in the room.

"WE'RE BACK!" Rose yelled.

JPOV

My ass was still sticking out in the air as Em and Rose walked back in the room. The look on Emmett's face was priceless: it went from pride to shock to confusion to slightly scared.

"Uhh… do we even want to know?" Rose asked. I laughed and situated myself back in the Jenga circle after helping Alice out of her chair.

"Do WE even want to know what took so long?" Bella looked at Rose with a raised eyebrow and a knowing eye. Rose just smiled and waggled her eyebrows at Bella.

"Probably not."

"So Emmett, did you make good on your end of the dare?" I asked, not so much curious but wanting to see where the night was going to take us. Because it seemed like anything was possible with these three vixens.

"Yeah, let's see them!" Bella shouted a little drunk, slightly slurring her words. She had her hand on Edward's thigh, he was trying to act like he didn't know what was going on but his knuckles were turning white from the fist he was making.

Emmett's face turned bright red. So he was wearing women's underwear. Well that's one for the books.

"Alright, alright. But remember – I'm Emmett fucking Cullen and I never back down from a dare." He grinned before turning around and proudly dropping his pants.

The bright red fabric was clinging to dear life, obviously way too small for his giant ass. I turned away, blinded by the whiteness that was Emmett's ass.

"My god man, get a tan!" I screamed pretending to be blind.

"Wow, I mean… wow." Edward's eyes were anywhere but on the sight in front of him.

"Oh Emmett, I think red's your color." Alice chirped, trying to hold back the tears as she was holding her stomach, laughing the most melodic laugh I had ever heard. It made my heart flutter and I smiled at her.

"Um, Emmett, your pants are still down." I politely pointed out to him, hoping the he would get the hint before turning around. That was a sight that not all of us wanted to see. He, thankfully, took the hint and pulled his pants up. I could have sworn I heard that fabric groan when he bent over.

"Wow, Rose. So let's see Emmett's boxers on you." Bella chimed in. Her hand still on Edward's thigh, only now his hand was dangerously close to hers, almost touching. What have we here? I threw a look towards Edward. He just smiled, obviously intoxicated and gave me a look that said "Dude, I'm going to hit this."

I shook my head and laughed softly.

"Uh… well see, Emmett was going commando." Rose said, letting us draw our own conclusion. "Wait! So what the hell happened while we were gone?"

"Let's see. Alice had to do four shots – named Jared, Jordan, Jason and James…" Bella began, ticking the names off on her fingers. "Yeah she's got a thing for the letter J. Like letters can get you off. So Jasper, you better watch out."

Alice threw a pillow at Bella's head, staring daggers at her.

Bella laughed and continued. "Then Alice and I made out and - "

"WHAT! I MISSED THAT!" Emmett boomed. Rose slapped him on the back of the head and he grinned slightly. "What? That's hot." She shook her head.

"Anyways, we made out then Jasper had to funnel a beer and give Alice a lap dance and then you walked in." Bella looked triumphant, proud of herself for remembering everything even though the vodka was doing its job and getting her nice and drunk.

"I'm kind of sad that I missed that." Rose sighed and winked at Alice. Hmm. That was odd. "So that mean's it's technically my turn?"

"Yeah, it's a little out of order but we figured we'd just keep going. But feel free to take your turn." I answered Rose.

She stretched her arms and let out a small yawn.

"I'm kind of tired boys. How about we finish this game up later?" She asked.

"Sure." We all responded a little too eagerly, anxious to see what else this game may hold for us.

We exchanged AIM screen names and promised to Facebook each other later. I gave Bella and Rose a timid hug and then turned to Alice.

"Well, it was an absolute pleasure meeting you. And to think, you were underneath my nose the whole time." I grinned, turning a little red. God, I sounded like such a tool.

She grinned and gave me a hug, letting her body press into me, I could feel her every curve and I knew she could feel the General giving her a little salute. Hey, who could blame me? I lingered a little longer than I should have, but looking around I saw that I wasn't the only one.

Edward had only bothered to put his pants back on, conveniently leaving his shirt behind and was in the process of whispering something in Bella's ears that made her eyes widen and a Cheshire grin creep across her face.

Emmett was adjusting himself, and giving Rose a great set of "Fuck Me" eyes, obviously trying to get her to let him stay the night. She grabbed his ass and pulled him into her. She shook her head "no" and gave him a small peck to assuage his wounded pride.

I cleared my throat, not wanting to leave but knowing that if we didn't, we were going to be fighting about who was fucking in what room and where the odd man out was going to get his. Edward and Emmett walked towards the door. I gave a little bow and said, "Thank you ladies, for, if anything, an interesting evening."

"Oh, and sorry about the noise, we'll try to be better." Edward said a little sheepishly looking towards Bella. He always got a little emotional when he was drunk, but that's why we loved him.

We walked out of that room and Emmett threw his arms around us.

"Boys, we just hit the mother lode." He threw his head back and let out a booming laugh. We entered the stairwell and headed to our room and off bed. No doubt to dream about what had just transpired over the last three hours.

I fell asleep to visions of a temptress with short black hair and a purple dress that was more than willing to make all my fantasies come true.

BPOV

I hated to see Edward go. He was so sweet, even if it was the alcohol. As he hugged me he whispered, "I wish I could stay, but I just barely met you and I don't want to seem like anything less than chivalric."

I grinned and whispered back, "I want you to stay, but I don't want to seem like anything less than a lady." I giggled slightly and pulled away from his hug. His arms were like heaven and I felt so alone when I was out of them.

He grabbed my hand and brought it up to his lips, kissing my palm softly, he smiled. I blushed; this man was almost too good to be true. He motioned in the direction of the Jenga circle and I saw his shirt still there. He just smiled and gave a little nod. I was giddy.

Jasper interrupted our little moment and they said their goodbyes. We waited a good 5 minutes, hearing the stairwell door shut and then we collapsed onto our respective beds.

"Oh…" Alice started.

"My…" Rose continued.

"God…" I finished. "Were you expecting that? Because I wasn't expecting that? I was most definitely not expecting those abs!"

We all changed into PJs, taking turns in the bathroom wiping off make up and brushing our teeth. Walking back into the room, Rose said nonchalantly, "Almost makes this a little harder to do … NOT!" She grinned and pumped a fist in the air.

"Wait, so we're still going to do this?" Alice looked at Rose with slight hesitation. "But, it just seems so mean now."

"Yes we are. Those boys, no matter how sexy and cute and funny they may be, have made our lives a living hell for the last semester." Rose practically shouted at us.

"But did you see those abs?!" I blurted out. I put on Edward's shirt over my cami, inhaling his scent.

"Girls, we need to regroup!" Rose said. She jumped on her bed, and began her pep talk. To her it was halftime at the Super Bowl and we were trailing by a touchdown and damned if her team was going to lose!

"Those creatures up there," she pointed to the ceiling with an angry finger. "They think they can come down here and throw around some Crest commercial worthy smiles, charm us with little anecdotes, have a few drinks and think we'll roll over and just let them get away with their obnoxious behavior. Girls, we are better than that."

Alice and I looked at each other. "But, Rose, seriously, did you see those abs?!"

"BELLA! Snap out of it!" She focused her attention on me. "How many times have you been late to class because they were too busy wrestling and you couldn't get any sleep? You almost missed your calc final last semester because they kept you up all night.

"And Alice, seriously? Feeling sorry for them? I can't believe this. You remember the one day only sale at Prada, the one that only platinum VIP card holders can attend? You live for that sale. And what happened?"

Alice was like a little fireball. Her fists were balled up and she was shaking slightly. "THEY… MADE… ME… MISS… IT!" The words left her mouth menacingly and her mood changed. "Okay, I'm back on board. I missed out on my holiday and it was because they decided to play Halo or some shit and felt the need to yell any time one of them died. And they must SUCK at that game because I heard them screaming all night."

Rose nodded her head and looked at me. I was feeling my anger rise up again.

"Do you even know how many bottles of foundation and concealer I've gone through this year trying to cover up the circles under my eyes? I'm making the stock holders of Clinque fucking rich! And that mirror was the last fucking straw!" I jumped up, Alice mimicked my motion and Rose smiled triumphantly.

"Then it's settled. Tomorrow we strike back."

A/N: I know you guys hate cliffies, but I had to end the chapter here, it was just so perfect! I can't wait to write these next chapters, they're already brewing in my mind. Oh and shoutout to my unofficial beta - CaughtMyselfFalling - and her sweet story "Chasing Bella". Show her some lovin'.

Show me the love and I'll show you the lemons! R&R R&R R&R!