YEAH HERE'S ANOTHER FAIL CHAPPY. I COULDN'T THINK OF SOMETHING GOOD DAMMIT I'M A FAIL WRITER. AND I AM TOTES FREAKING OUT 'CAUSE MY LIST IS TOTES GONE LIKE POOF SO I KINDA NEEDED TO MAKE ANOTHER LIST AND IT WAS TOTES UNTHINKABLE SHIPS SO YEAH…..DARNIT! OH AND I ALSO CHANGED THE RATING BECAUSE OF LANGUAGE… SRRY FOR THE DELAY DX
DISCLAIMER: ME NO OWN HETALIA DX
Dear diary aru,
I was taking a stroll around my country until I saw Sweden and Finland aru. Rumors has it that they're already together aru. Thinking about that suddenly made me feel a pang of jealousy stir inside me; why should I even feel jealous aru? Man, this is so weird aru- Don't tell me I'm harboring feelings for Sweden-
OK THAT WAS TOTES ENOUGH
OMG POLAND RUBBED OFF ON HER
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"ACK THIS IS MAKING ME INSANE!" Hungary grabbed a handful of her hair and attempted to tear it off but then again that would hurt and make her bald so yeah. She tried to calm down and wanted someone to realize her pain then again if she invited Japan he'd just find his own diary and all hell break loose, she tried to contact the other girl countries but to no avail they were all busy (about what?) so she just sighed got another diary. 'Man this is taking forever!' She opened the diary that belongs to Poland….. "I don't want to guess but I HOPE it's Lithuania…" She read the entry and has a face like 'WTF? O_o'
Like Dear Diary,
Today was like another boring meeting and I was like totally bored and stuff so while I was taking my totes boring walk I saw Germany and Italy training like sheesh can't Germany just chillax and take a break 'cause Italy looks like he's gonna break down in like any minute, well since I like don't have any other stuff to do I just watched them. So while I was like watching them I'm also like kind of checking them out- Don't ask. I like just stared in awe at Germ-
ENOUGH
POLAND
….
"ITALY WAS THE ONE THAT SUPPOSE TO LIKE HIM!" Hungary didn't want to read the rest of it 'because it was full of Poland's talk about Germany's buffness and she doesn't give a fudge about it. "I knew hoping was pointless! Darnit! Why are all these against my ships!" (Author: I know right?) She rubbed her temples and got another diary. "Oh man I haven't eaten since I read this!" She looked at her calendar and she was dumbstruck. "Oh my- HOLY-"
THERE
WAS
A
MEETING
AND SHE WAS 30 MIN. LATE
NO WONDER THE GIRL COUNTRIES WERE BUSY
"Uhm I guess it's never too late?" She quickly took a bath, got dressed and ran at the speed of light to the conference room. As she barged in everyone looked at her like she was a crazy person; hobo. She forgot to comb her hair so it looked like total sheet. She smiled nervously and said "Vhat'd I miss?"
(Germany) "Nothing really important. Ve (we) haven't really got down to business because ve vere talking about something urgent."
"Oh? Vhat is it?" 'SHEET IS IT ABOUT?'
(Japan) "Ano, We arr (all) rost (lost) our diaries and uhm werr…..(well) Is yours gone too Erizabeta-san? (Elizabeta)"
"Uhm well no….. Is your diary stolen too Liechtenstein?" 'OH FUDGE I NEED TO READ ALL THOSE DARNED DIARIES IN TIME!'
"Oh… um well no. It appears that all of the female countries' diaries are not stolen but some male countries'' still had their diaries. Only a few of the countries' diaries were stolen. "
"Oh like who?" 'Ugh I feel like Poland all over again….'
"Well there's the Baltics, Axis, Nordics, Allied, Prussia, Romano, Greece and Poland."(Belgium) (Author: I'm sorry I didn't really include Turkey's diary…)
"Oh I see… Vho could it be?"
Prussia looked at her suspiciously.
'DAMN YOU, YOU PRUSSIAN BASTARD!' "Vhat is Gilbert doing here?"
He smirked. "Vell I am too awesome to not be here and my awesome diary got unawesomely stolen by some unawesome freak."
"Werr… Prussia thinks you store (stole) our diaries Hungary-san…"
PRUSSIA YOU DAMN BASTARD!
"V-vhat of course not!"
"ooooh getting nervous aren't ve?"
'DAMN PRUSSA GO TO HELL'
"Of course not!"
"Vell aren't ve getting defensive?"
"I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT'S NOT ME! VHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT ANYVAY?!"
(Germany)"Vell you didn't have to be so defensive if it wasn't you Hungary…"
"UGH! NOW YOU'RE SUSPECTING ME TOO GERMANY?!"
"Vell…. No but-"
"VELL I HAVE ENOUGH OF THIS I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT THROUGH ALL THE HARD WORK OF GETTING READY FAST FOR THIS DAMNED MEETING EVEN IF I DID WAKE UP LATE AND ALL I GET IS PEOPLE ACCUSING ME! HUNGARY IS OUT!" She then stomped out of the room.
"Wait Hungary-san!"
SLAM!
-HUNGARY'S HOUSE- (THE MEETING IS CURRENTLY IN HER HOMELAND)
Hungary quickly ran to her room and locked it. She then did the 'walling'. "Ugh… that vas so close damn Prussia!" She got the diary she left before that belongs to Finland and was horrified for how many times already? She needed to read fast because they're seriously on to her.
-CONFERENCE ROOM-
"I still think it's her." (Prussia)
"Yeah aru. She really looked suspicious." (Obvious who this is)
"I know right? So come on you guys, Let's barge in her house!" (America)
"Is barging into people's houses really you're hobby you git?" (Obvious)
"NO OF COURSE NOT!"
"I think we should not be too hasty. Maybe she's terring (telling) the truth."
"Vhat if she's not? Huh?" (Prussia)
"Werr…"
"C'MON GUYS LET'S JUST GO I MEAN WE'LL NEVER KNOW UNLESS WE TRY RIGHT?" (America)
(All Nations) "Fine, fine whatever…"
(Germany) "I still vonder vhy she asked vhy ve haven't started the meeting I mean ve are in her country and she vas supposed to host it…."
"Vell I told you guys she's totally lost it… I hate you Feliks." (Prussia)
"Like why?"
"Because, because of you ve can't say 'totally and 'like' vithout feeling like ve're imitating you."
(All nations except Poland) "Yeah…"
"Hmph!" –pout- (Poland)
THEN ALL OF THE COUNTRIES WITH THEIR DIARIES STOLEN WENT TO ELIZABETA'S HOUSE. WILL HUNGARY BE CAUGHT? WILL SHE READ IT ON TIME? STAY TUNED…..
A/N: YO GUYS SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE I KNOW THIS IS ANOTHER FAIL CHAPPIR LIKE ALL THE UPCOMING CHAPTERS BUT I WILL UPDATE AGAIN SOON IF I HAVE TIME AND INSPIRATION. OH AND THE ALL THE GIRL COUNTRIES KNOW THAT HUNGARY STOLE THE DIARIES I MEAN SHE CALLED THEM AND THAT WAS JUST AN ACT 'CAUSE IF THEY KNEW HUNGARY IS BUY GUYS SEE YA'LL SOON!