Rhyme #4: Not All Alone
The cuppeth that runneth overarreth
The rising of the sirrah ogarreth
And the vitalious polarreth that stunneth
Mine mental fastenings
Yeh, mine head is shortening mine life span
It's ridiculous, really
Can't seem to keep a rhyme no more
Nah, wait, I still got some in store
But I soon be running short and be sore
Shit, there it go
The comfortable bed stockings ain't working for sho'
I be tinkin' who be the assailant
Hence once been that greasy monkey in mine eyesight
He be suspect of mine fiery gun barrel's spite
But eh, mine head cannot shape such a jive
'Sides, nobody that have sunflower flowers in they skull
Must certainly be such and such dumb
As monkeys that attempt the act of the punt
Everybody say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Sure, if you slather it in queso and some shreds of porkers
Hold the porkers, though, if the customer be porker walking on both betrothers
They easy to offend
But it was easy for me
For the beauty set in seat
Apparently for me to see
I, at least,
Don't tink it be that speek
Yeh, she look pretty
In the black leafings
And the Biggie's Symbol on her vertebrae's steepling
"Ah, thou art awoken stately" she sayeth,
"If you can call that that which I feel so safely..." I sayeth, (the two 'that's are intentional)
"Sure, why not?
What be thou name, Janie?"
"I be Robin the cherub (thou she said "My name is Robin Sena")" she sayeth,
"And thou?"
"I be Lord Manubam of the Prieth... nah, kidding!
I'm just Stephen".
"Yah shan't be in fights in the future" Robin said,
"After your hits, you needed sutures
"And from us lots of operations of NV Juicers".
"'Twas I running so fast?" I said, chuckling
"No;" Robin said, her face's and voice's emotions stumbling
"You were scary past".
Scriptor Notitia (Author's Notes):
First two lines are an allusion to the Gorillaz song "All Alone", as is the line "Lord Manubam of the Prieth"
"Vitalious... Mine mental fastenings": shock-like head ache in my head
"Biggie's Symbol... her vertebrae's steepling": a rosary around her neck
"her face's and voice's... stumbling": devoid of any emotion
"you were scary and past": Robin was saying "Oh, come on, we're not that stupid; you're a witch on the run... you were bound to do something stupid, so we had to stop you by any means necessary".
