August 10, 2009 -- "Cereal Killing"
Junpei and I had another "interesting" conversation.
It was breakfast time at the dorm. I poured myself a bowl of Pure Nuggets. Shinji has more than once referred to it and other foods in my diet as "protein shit." I prefer the term "nutritious."
Junpei was eating a bowl of his favorite cereal, Admiral Munch. "Morning, Senpai."
"Good morning."
"So that's what champions eat, huh? Trade you bites."
"Huh?"
"You can have a bite of my cereal if you let me have a bite of yours."
"But...oh well. I suppose one bite of sweet cereal won't kill me." I took the box of Admiral Munch and poured a little in my cereal bowl. Junpei did the same with my Pure Nuggets.
I took a bite of the brightly colored orbs. It was like eating a spoonful of sugar. Two at once, rather.
"Your cereal is too sweet!" I cried.
"Yours is too bitter!" Junpei replied.
"What is this? Pure sugar?!"
"What is this? Gravel?"
"You're gonna get diabetes!"
"You're gonna lose your sense of taste!"
"How do you eat this stuff?!" We said in unison.
I am never touching Admiral Munch again. That's all I have to say.