Disclaimer...hey I almost don't need one. Its OC central here. Chapter 4
"They're so tall...it's like we're the perfect size...crutches..." Yumi took a deep breath of air and paused stumbling slightly. T'Quilloc's head lolled on top of Yumi's. "...for them."
Toshi felt a pleasant sense of satisfaction. Why was he feeling pleasantly satisfied? He was a crutch for a drunken Vulcan, his shoulders hurt, it was getting dark, they were outside and the pathway was icy...as luck would have it the Vulcans weren't staying in the lodge proper. Nooooo....the Vulcans had one of the private cabins off from the main ski lodge...
So why the satisfaction?
"Yumi, do you feel that?"
"Yes, I think they thought it was funny."
Yes."Yumi, did you hear that in your head?" Toshi asked.
"Yes."
Yes.
"Novasch-san, is that you?" Yumi asked.
Yes.
Wait a second. How did she...
"I thought Vulcans were only contact telepaths," said Yumi.
I am not a contact telepath.
Yumi giggled...she did have an odd sense of humor sometimes.
Mmmmmmmm.......laughter feels....wonderful....
And suddenly Toshi felt very, very happy...
"Stop worrying T'Quilloc, this is very interesting!" said Yumi.
Toshi was getting confused. T'Quilloc hadn't said anything...
She is a contact telepath...or em...em...empath...
Actually, it was interesting...
Toshi felt himself becoming even happier...if that were possible. Turning his head to look at the Vulcan leaning on his shoulder, Toshi almost expected to see the man break out into song, or at least smiling. But the man's expression was perfectly neutral. And yet...
You like us too! x x x x x x x x x x x x x
Forty four minutes...
"Thirty eight seconds," finished T'Quilloc.
...when they entered the Vulcan's cabin.
It was...
"Sugoi!" said Yumi expressing her admiration in their native language as they stepped into the expansive foyer. "It is sooo big...and luxurious..."
Why did Vulcans need such luxury?
I...I...have problems...with...with...pro...projection...
"Oh, you have to keep some distance between you and other people or they feel what you're feeling...like in the cafeteria!" said Yumi excitedly.
How was it that she was ahead of him in figuring all this out?
You should see what its like when I bite my wife.
Suddenly Toshi felt, really, very uncomfortable...and knew...just knew that...
"Novasch!" T'Quilloc said in a hiss...but a purr was unmistakably rising from her chest.
Too. Much. Information. Toshi looked over at Yumi...her eyes had doubled in size and she was blushing furiously.
The now familiar mental voice of Novasch whispered plaintively again. I just wanted to make them laugh...
A/N:
So Novasch appears in the later chapters of the Vulcan (starting with Sympathy from the Devil). He is in a very different capacity there...
Hope this story makes you laugh...you know, I was planning on doing a little scene in Descartes where Toshi picks up that Spock is biting a certain someone...let me know if you want to see it and I'll post it as a one shot.
If you liked...please review...