Okay I finally got another review! Yay! But I need more.

Deidara: Greedy Bitch

Hey! Don't be such a moody bitch just because you're on your period!

Deidara: I AM A MALE! I CAN NOT HAVE A PERIOD!

Bullshit!

Itachi: *sigh* Immortallover does not own Naruto or Monster. Thank god *says under breath*

I HEARD THAT! *throws shoe at itachi*

Itachi: Ow!

Hidan and Kakuzu

During the 5 minutes that they had to wait Pein and Konan came out to take a break from all the paper work. When they walked out they saw almost everyone just sitting in the living room not saying anything. To say it was a little unnerving would be a lie. "What are you all doing?" Pein asked in his demanding leader voice.

"Leader-sama we are waiting to see if Hidan and Kakuzu will be able to hear Lilly un." Deidara told him completely forgetting that Pein and Konan didn't know yet.

"Who is Lilly?" Konan asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Lilly is a girl that is from another dimension with long black hair, blue eyes. She is tall for 16 almost 17 and she knows all of us." Kisame filled them in totally serious.

"And where is this girl?" Pein asked with no emotion.

"She's in another dimension." Sasori said as if it was obvious. Pein simply raised an eyebrow while Konan looked at them all worried.

"Are you all feeling alright?" She asked.

"Yes of course we are. I know it sounds insane but it is the truth." Itachi stated.

"Well it's been 5 fucking minutes and I don't hear a jashin damned thing!" Hidan yelled pissed that they had lied to him.

"That's because she hasn't said anything. She did that to me and Sasori earlier." Kisame informed him.

"Lilly speak." Itachi demanded. Again nothing. This irritated him and Deidara to no end. "Lilly say something we know you are there." Still nothing.

"Lilly fucking say something un!" Deidara yelled at the ceiling. Nothing.

"Lilly will you please say something?" Kisame tried.

(Okay~ All you had to do was ask. Unlike emo bunny and shemale you are polite!)

Hidan's eyes widened to the size of Tsunadai's boobs while Kakuzu's just narrowed. Pein and Konan watched them with slight curiosity as to if there was in fact a girl named Lilly from another dimension.

"Holy fucking shit. The bitch is real!" Hidan yelled with a smirk.

(Well duh I'm fucking real you asshole. Don't fucking call me a bitch unless you want me to call you a bastard.)

"I wouldn't fucking care if you did." Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Kakuzu, and Kisame just listened to our banter back and forth while Tobi, Pein, Konan, And now Zetsu watched since they were out of the loop.

(You know I was excited when I thought I would get to talk to you, but now I could give a shit less.)

"Well I'm sorry to hear that bitch." Itachi sighed while the last four Akatsuki members that hadn't drank a monster looked at them wondering what they had to make them act like this.

"Tobi will you grab each of you one so that you can stop staring at us like we are insane."

"Yes! Tobi will!" When he came back he had 4 monsters in his arms. He handed one to each of them and if he wasn't wearing a mask everyone would see the smirk that was on his lips. "Here you go!"

"I don't want to drink this shit. We should at least try it. It smells like shit. Who knows maybe we'll like it." Zetsu argued with himself.

(Geez he really is bi-polar.)

"Is it important that we drink this?" Pein asked with a raised eyebrow. Itachi simply nodded making Pein sigh. "Very well then." They then proceeded to drink the monsters.

Sorry that it's so short but I kind of got impatient

Itachi: Don't you always?

NO!...Maybe!...yes

Deidara: I was hoping that she would give up on this hmm!

NOPE! And guess what!

Deidara: what un?

I'm gonna make this into a story!

Itachi and Deidara: NO!

Kisame: Does at mean I'll get to see Lilly?

Why yes my fishy friend you will!

Hidan: What the fuck is this shit?

I'm not sure what this is Hidan but this is where I torment Itachi and Deidara!

Hidan: fuckin sweet.

Yup well anyway please review the story!

Itachi and Deidara: DON'T DO IT!

Shut up! *tackles them to the ground*

Hidan: Fucking review or I'll sacrifice you to Jashin-sama!