The Land of Naughty Boys
*god that sounds horrible*


Okay, if any of you are queezy about yaoi or shonen ai um...skip over the satoshi and shigeru part. They don't do anything really. They're just......gay. For those of you still with me. Didn't Musashi have like the coolest outfit last chapter!?

Nyaoccio left the horrible caravan hoping never to return or to see Sakaki ever again. He took the directions Musashi gave him and headed home. Or at least he started to.
About a block away from the caravan he heard a curious noise. It sounded like a moving harpsicord. And he heard lots of laughter along with it. He headed down one of the alleyways to see what the commotion was.
A wagon filled with boys, and random male pokemon, being pulled by two Kentaros. O-jou-Kasumi was at the reigns, wearing an old grey robe. She pulled the wagon up to where Nyaoccio was standing.
Kasumi - "AH! A little nyassu boy! Nyassu-chan would you like to go with us? We're going to a grand place where boys can be as bad as they want and they dont have to worry about what fairy's or anything has to say. Wanna smash something SMASH IT! We supply bats! Wanna smoke. We have Hajime brand Cigarettes! Wanna make out with other boys? HELL! We have boys already doing that right now on the wagon. Wanna burn something down? We'll give you matches and lighters! Wanna gamble!? We're better than vegas! Come join us!"
Nyaoccio - "But...nya....the red fairy told me to go home...."
Kasumi - "FEH! The red fairy is an old broad who doesnt realize she's not barbie. She never has an idea what she's talking about. Come with us! You can take a seat here next to Satoshi and Shigeru!"
Nyaoccio - "Well.......I don't feel like breaking anything...I'm really more hungry"
Kasumi - "We have pancakes"
Nyaoccio - "NYA! I'LL GO!"
So Nyaoccio clawed his way up to the seat between O-jou-Kasumi and Satoshi and Shigeru. Kasumi tugged at the reigns and the Kentaros were off. Nyaoccio looked at Shigeru and Satoshi who were grinning at him and holding hands.
Nyaoccio - "N..nya?"
Shigeru and Satoshi - "WE'RE GAY!"
Nyaoccio - "and?"
Shigeru and Satoshi - "....."
Nyaoccio - "?"
Satoshi - "*sniff* no....no one's ever asked us anything after we tell them that....I dont know how to deal with this *cry*"
Shigeru - *puts his arms around Satoshi* Now look what you did you made him cry! Don't cry sweetie, I don't know how to deal with it either. All that matters is that we're together."
Nyaoccio - "Oh gag me with a stick....Kasumi there are cooler guys than this going along right?"
Kasumi - "Of course, these weenies wanted the front seat though....."
Well even after that .....pointless conversation, the ride was terrible fun. The boys were rowdy and loud and sang horribly filthy songs that brothel people sing. They traveled out of town and down a long road along the sea shore till they came to their destination. A carnavalesque like place with huuuuge towers of breakable items, Flamable items, pleanty of *ahem* Pleasure places for the older kids, a casino, and lots of other crap good boys shouldn't go to.
Nyaoccio and the boys were let off at the gates of this place with a fond comment from O-jou-Kasumi.
Kasumi - "Now remember! You can ONLY be BAD BAD BAD BOYS! and have FUN!"
And she rode off down the road with kentaro's at her reigns.
But Oh the fun Nyaoccio and the boys had at being horrible little bastards. They stole, burned stuff, ate like slobs, smoked, drank, swore and other fun stuff. The night grew into day and back into night.
Though Nyaoccio was begining to notice something. As the day progressed there were less and less boys running around. Perhaps they just got tired and went off to sleep he thought.So he wandered around, ditched Satoshi and Shigeru since they were so irritatingly in love with each other he wanted to claw them,which of course he did. Leaving a scar on each of their cheeks.
Nyaoccio wandered aimlessly through the streets, his little wooden feet clicking against the ground. He sat down at a corner and looked at his shadow on the ground. He kinda missed Papa-koji, but this was no time to worry about him. As he looked at his shadow he realized that surrounding his charm, were two tiny bull horns! He turned around and looked at his tail. It was no longer the wooden curly cat tail. It was two bull tails! He was turning into a Kentaros!!
He ran around looking for someone to help him. He listened with his cat ears for people or other pokemon. All he could hear were kentaros lots of them. He ran down the road in the way that the noise had come from. A big gate was seperating the sounds from Nyaoccio. In all his fun he hadn't noticed this gate. He crawled under it and looked to his horror at all the kentaros being sold for Farmer John Sausages! He noticed two Kentaros. With nyassu claw marks on their cheeks.
SATOSHI AND SHIGERU! OH...well he didn't really mine since they were extremely lame BUT IN PRINCIPLE! THIS IS HORRIBLE!
O-jou-kasumi was herding the kentaros into pens when she caught a glimpse of Nyaoccio.
O-jou-kasumi - "OOOOI!!! Why didn't you change!!! You must be really a good nyassu at heart! DAMMIT! Well, Sakaki has been hunting for a walking talking Nyassu puppet! You'll fit the bill perfectly! Kenji-slave! Takeshi-slave! Get him!"
Kenji and Takeshi who were wearing black leather booty shorts and dog collars chased after Nyaoccio. He scratched his way under the gate again and ran as fast as he could out of the horrible carnival town. He ran as fast as he could back to his home town.
Nyaoccio was horrified. He had to get to Papa-koji. He didn't wanna be part Kentaro and part Nyassu. Papa-koji made him the way he wanted and he knew that was perfect because Papa-koji knew best.
But when he got to his home the door was locked. He looked through the window, Utsubotto was gone, and so was Matadogasu's tank. ALONG WITH MATADOGASU! Nyaoccio was distraut!
Nyaoccio - "WHAT HAPPENED TO PAPA-KOJI!NYAAAA!!"
"He went to look for you and hasnt been back didn't you read his note!?"
Nyaoccio was taken back but looked up to the roof and saw the Red Fairy. She was no wearing a long red trench coat a catholic school girl skirt and a bikini bra and skin tight red boots. Her hair was tied in buns with two braids hanging from each, still chewing bubble gum and twirling her wand around like a drummer does to a drumstick. She hopped down from the roof and landed next to Nyaoccio. She tapped a slip of paper that was under the doormat with a corner showing.
Nyaoccio - "From Papa-koji?"
Musashi - "Yep"
Nyaoccio took out the paper and realized he couldn't read. So Musashi read it for him.
"Nyaoccio-chan,
I've talked to all the teachers at school and looked for you all
throughout town. I fear you must have been taken by O-Jou-
Kasumi or worse. If you return home and I'm not home please
wait for me there.
Papa-Koji"
Musashi - "Sentimental old fool. You know what happened to him now? Now he's inside a Lapras. Not just any Lapras ,the giant white Lapras Shiroi. He's in its belly right now. You're lucky Lapras dont have stomach acid. So pretty much, you're screwed Nyaoccio. You killed Papa-koji.....even though he isn't dead...yet"
Nyaoccio - "THEN I'LL GO SAVE HIM! NYAAAASU! NYAA!"
Musashi - "Yeah sure whatever. I'm gonna go eat pancakes."