Four Word Prompt: You're Such A Bitch!

Pairing: Pots N Pans

Rating: T for swearing and innuendo


"And once again Parkinson you have done something completely against protocol!" exclaimed Harry as he followed Pansy to his own office, ready to give her a sound lecture about her flirtatious actions with a suspect in one of their current cases.

"Oh Potter, untwist your knickers," said Pansy nonchalantly, as she opened Harry's office door and walked through. Harry stormed in after her, slamming the door behind him.

"You're acting as if I didn't get the information you wanted, Potter," said Pansy, as she sat down in the chair in front of Harry's desk, crossing her legs. "Who cares what I did to get it?"

"I fucking care!" said Harry, hitting his fist on his desk. "You're messing with the integrity of this unit when you're swishing your ass around and putting your hands all over the people we are trying to catch."

"Maybe you're jealous that I won't do all of that to you, " laughed Pansy. "I don't need this from you. I got your precious evidence for you without breaking a sweat or a nail. How bout being a big boy and stop your moaning."

Pansy smirked as she got up out of the chair and made her way to the door.

Harry had had enough of Pansy's smart mouth. "You're such a bitch!" he yelled.

Pansy spun around to face Harry. He expected to see her eyes burn with anger. After all, he had just insulted her in one of the worst ways. Surely she would throw a hex at him, there wasn't anyone around to see.

However, Pansy looked at him as if he had called her a term of endearment.

"Harry Potter, that talk should only be reserved for the bedroom." said the sultry Slytherin, giving him a flirtatious wink.

Harry stared back at her, wondering what had just happened. And also wondering why he was suddenly turned on.