Okay so I owe it to Sora to do this for her. I hope that she likes it as well as you. I've been...* sighs * I'll just get on with the request...
Person Singing: Zatch and Zeno... maybe Big Boing if Sora lets me
Song: Caramelldansen... did I spell that right?
Reason: BRAGO'S A FATASS!
(Brago growls at me in the distance)
(Saya: O_O wh-where the hell did you come from?)
Mood: Humor
Setting: in an Exersize video and Bragos couch (he had to get carpenters to make a bigger couch because HE'S SUCH A FATASS!
(Brago growls again in the distance)
(Saya: Seriously dude where the hell did you come from?... (Yells to no one in particular) who... who the hell let him in?)
… Well I think that I should stop, cause I'm just stalling because I'm too lazy to wanna continue)
Am I forgetting anything?
Oh yeah-
Universe: Any
Seriously am I forgetting anything?
Well lets go!
Brago was on his couch eating an entire box of dounuts. (* cough * cough * fatass * cough * ) "Brago!" His mom yelled to him as he continued to munch on his doughy treats. Brago was forty years-old now and still lived with his mother.
(Growl)
(Saya:Whe-where the hell did that come from?)
The percentage of obese Mamodos in Makai was a mere seven percent, unfortunately for Brago he was part of that seven percent, "Brago!" His mother shouted from the kitchen coming into the living room where her close-to middle-aged son lounged in laziness. He stared at the transparent screen nonchalantly, "I'm serious Brago." He didn't look up at her he didn't even give her a side glance, his mother sighed, "I love you with all of my heart Brago, but I'm sorry you're going to have to go."
Those words seemed to be the key words as his head snapped up in haste, "Wh- What?"
"I'm sorry, but you're a man now and I trust that you can get along on your own."She began looking at him with compassion, "You'll do great on your own."
"N-no I won't mommy!" Brago lunged himself at his mother's big feet, hugging her Triceps. (Did I get that right?)
(A growl can be heard in the distance) They both look up wondering where the hell it came from. Seeing that it came from nowhere in particualr they just kept to the script, "Please I can't do it I'm not a real man."
"Honey please... let go."
"Not until you agree that this is a bad idea!" Brago declared still clinging to her shins.
"Alright, alright. Lets make amends." She said trying to settle him down. He finally let go of his mother, letting her feet rest, "Okay honey if you get in shape and get a job I'll see what I can do about... um... all of this." She announced pointing to all of him.
"Alright I'll see if I can find a job first thing in the morning."He said taking the TV remote and flipping through channels.
"Um... honey."
"Yeah mom?" He asked not really caring.
"10am you have a lot of time to find a job."
Realizing that his mother was right he got to his feet(struggled) and faced her, "You're right mommy!"
"Of course I am! Now go ahead and make mommy proud!"
As soon as she said that he flopped right back on the couch, "Right after I finish my doughnuts." He looked up and automatically was intemedated by his mother's menicing glare, "Or I can do it now." He suggested backing away out of the house. To have to come back twelve seconds later grabbing his doughnut and leaving once again.
XxXx
Brago the Fatass came back two hours later holding a little black tape in his hand. As he walked through the door his fat jiggled plumpy, his face showing no enthusiasm whatsoever. His mom looked up from making his healthy brunch and smiled at him, "Did you find a job?" She, unlike her son, looked fervored.
"No." He stated bluntly digging in his left ear with his pinky.
"Brago Pepae Pussae didn't I send you out to find one?" She scolded with an 'I'm not amused' look plastered all over her face, even her body language presented it.
(Growl)
(Saya: It better not be...)
"Yes but you also said to get into shape. Did you not?" He stated matter-of-factly.
"Well y-yes." She answered.
"Well that's exactly what I did. After five minutes of finding no job I decided to go with the other option you gave me and work out, so I baught this." Brago said holding up the tape shoving it in her face.
She gently pushed it aside and looked her son straight in his red irses. (However you spell it) "The Ass Twins?" She said questioning her son's choice in workout videos.
"Yeah they guarantee the best rectum workout." Brago said with glee.
"Um... honey are you sure about thi-" Before mommy-dearest could even finish the sentence Brago was in hot-pink leg-warmers with a baby-blue and light-pink jumpsuit on and hot-pink arm-warmers.
"Mom I've already started." He said shooing his mother away from the living room. She walked away wanting to leave before he changed his mind and asked for some Twinkies. Brago gently slipped the black tape into the VCR and stepped away from the TV onto his Yoga mat. The television turned from from a blank ebony screen to a program with lots of exersize objects like exersize balls, to tredmills, to yoga mats of different color and... other things I don't feel like listing out.
In the middle of it all were twins; one on a blue mat, the other on a pink one, with basically the same outfit that Brago had on. In the middle of the twins was a tall blonde lady...with HUGE jugs. (Shes basically wearing the same thing with dark blue leg-warmers... good now I don't have to describe it.) "Hi everyone are you ready to get the best rectum workout of the centry?" Said Zeno as he put a huge(creepy) smile on his face trying to get Brago in the mood to make his ass sweat. He then turned to Zatch, "Are you ready?" Zatch looked up from picking his nose, then gave a thumbs up. He then turned to the overly-breasted blonde in the center, "You too Big Boing?"
"Yay~"
"Okay lets go!"
URL: http:/ www. You tube. com / watch? v=A6 7Zk Ad1wmI
Big Boing: Women are you ready to join us now?
Hands in the air, we will show you how. (They all have their hands on their hips)
Come and try, (Gesturing you to come)
Caramell will be your guide (be your guide)
So come and move your hips sing (Brago tries to move his hips but fails miserably)
Oa-ah-ah
Look at you two hips do it
Zatch: La-la-la
You and me, can sing this melody
Zeno: Owah-owah-ah-oh
Dance to the beat,
Wave your hands together(Waves their hands in the air)
Come feel the heat, forever and forever.
Listen and Learn(Points to ears then temple)
It is time for prancing,
Now we are here with Caramel Dancing
Zatch:O-o-owah-owah
Zeno: O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh
Zatch: O-o-owah-owah
Zeno: O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh
Zatch: From Sweden to Uk, we will bring our song.
Zeno: Australia, USA, and you people at Hong Kong
Zatch: They have heard,
This means all around the world.
Zeno:O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh
Now come on and move your hips singing
Zatch: Oa-ah-ah
Big Boing: Look at you two hips do it(Brago tries but his fat gets in the way)
Zeno: La-la-la
Big Boing: You and me, can sing this melody
So come and
Zatch: Dance to the beat
Zeno: Wave your hands together
Come feel the heat, forever and forever.
Brago: Listen and Learn(Points to ears then temple)
They (Big Boing, Zatch, and Zeno) look at him with one eyebrow raised... well just Zatch and Zeno, Big Boing was just looking at him with her normal dazed look.
Zeno: Can WE please sing the song?
Brago: (Backs down) Okay (Sad face)
Big Boing: It is time for prancing,
Zatch to Zeno: you know I've never heard her say anything besides weird messed up words?
Zeno back to Zatch: Yeah this is a first
Now we are here with Caramel Dancing
Dance to the beat
Wave your hands together(they do it)
Come feel the heat, forever and forever.
Listen and Learn(points to ears then temple)
It is time for prancing,
Now we are here with Caramel Dancing
Zatch:O-o-owah-owah
Zeno:O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh
Zatch: O-o-owah-owah
Zeno: O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh
So come and
Dance to the beat
Wave your hands together (They do it)
Come feel the heat, forever and forever.
Listen and Learn(Points to ears then temple)
It is time for prancing,
Now we are here with Caramel Dancing
Dance to the beat
Wave your hands together(Thats what they do)
Come feel the heat, forever and forever.
Listen and Learn(Points to ears then temple)
It is time for prancing,
Big Boing: Now we are here with Caramel Dancing! They both(Twins) throw up their hands with big smiles while BB has her hands on her hips for the big finally.
Zeno: (... wait... where'd he go? (They look through the TV screen and see nobody)
Meanwhile Saya is at home watching this on a big screen television at home. A big 'Where the hell is Brago' look comes onto her face.
She then looks to the side and sees Brago
Brago: (Glares at me)
(Saya: Are... aren't you supposed to be in the story?)
(Brago: I'm not going into that piece of shit you call literature )
(Saya: (In Romanain (if that's a word) costume) You shall go back or thou shalt face the wrath of the Dongeon Dragon (Pun for one of the next prompts I'm going to give you guys)
(Brago:I'm not scared of you or your stupid costume.)
(Saya: Really? sad voice )
(Brago: Yeah)
(Saya: Well maybe you're scared of this. (Presses a button and a few guys come out with a picture of a sick child on their white shirts... did I mention with huge neddles?"
(Brago: (Stares at them with shrunken eyes)
(They attack him and bring him back on the scene)
Brago is thrown right back on the couch.
Zatch: Oh there he is... what's wrong with him? (BB, Zatch, and Zeno look through the TV and see Brago laying one the couch, half of his body actually ON it and half not. One of his eyes are wide open and the other is half way.
Zeno: (looks at him with disgust then anger) YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!
Zatch: Oh my god here Zeno comes with one of his diva tantrums (he says filing his nails)(He realizes something and throws down the nail filer) This has happened too many times! You know what? We're still going to finish this song! Hit is BB!"
(She presses sterio and she and Zatch keep dancing to the music without any lyrics as Zeno runs around with his angry face while Brago is knocked out on the sofa.
The End~
I hope you liked it. Making this chapter was a HUGE puzzle. Every thing was down in the end, but then I foud out that it's not in the right order and this is eight pages so you know that it took me a while to rearrange everything so don't hate me and take the great opportunity given to you to press the cute little button made in Brazil. Yes I heard that it brings you great don't make me had to do this for nothing.