Chapter 4 the big reveal
Rated M for language and sexiness
Disclaimer I don't own South Park
A/N yeah I decided to only do 2 more chapters so yeah 2 left before I continue truth or dare enjoy
Chapter 4 the big reveal
"the bus ride to school is always a boring trip listening to people complain WHY IS IT A MONDAY or DAMN IT IM GONNA FAIL GEOMETRY or I GOT MY GIRL FRIEND PREGNANT WHAT AM I GONNA DO yeah boring huh well I got Kyle next to me and I'm going to talk to him"
Wow Tweek got his girl pregnant said Kyle
Yeah Emily is pregnant sucks for her huh I said
Yeah wow Tweek is not father material said Kyle
Where's Stans I asked
He's with Bebe again said Kyle
Ha I bet Bebe is using him for something I said
Yeah sex said Kyle
Kyle she's a virgin she won't give it up to Stans I said
You want it for you said Kyle
Duh I said
"We both laughed"
Bebe is hot as hell said Kenny
Wow ok I said
But red is sweet said Kenny
How was your date asked Kyle
It was…..fun said Kenny
Yay I said
We didn't end up in bed we just talk its weird everything that she says is interesting her feelings her thoughts her brain WHATS HAPPENING TO ME said Kenny
You're in love dude don't fight it I said
I know it's just I'm scared said Kenny
Of what I asked
I am poor I used all my money on her Friday I only have 15 dollars left and that's for Karen's lunch said kenny
Well then tell her red will understand I said
But I don't want her to charity me said Kenny
Well its either charity or loneliness I would chose charity besides you have a job right I asked
Yeah at the drug store I don't get paid shit but its more than my parents make plus it's my money not there's they would use it on drugs said kenny
Well then your good she can wait she doesn't like fancy shit she is a patient women I said
She's kind of hot said Kyle
Yeah said Kenny
Not as hot as the math teacher I said
Dude that's a whole level of hotness damn she makes my head spin said Kenny
Yeah I'm gay and I agree with that said Kyle
"we talked till we got to the school but Bebe wasn't waiting for me instead there was a giant circle of kids cheering which can only mean 2 things 1 there is free donuts for Jesus or 2 A FIGHT"
Ok whose fighting asked Kenny?
5 bucks says cartman said Kyle
Ha I bet its token I said
Nah Craig hands down said Kenny
"We got to the circle and saw it was token "yeah I'm good" and STAN what why is he fighting token there good friends"
YOU TOLD PEOPLE I WAS GAY yelled token
What I thought everyone knew said Stans
NOT MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND NOW SHE DUMPED ME yelled token
"I sat there and watched token punch Stans then Stans punched token then they talked some more"
OK WELL THEN I BET YOU WANNA KNOW WHO I FUCKED OVER yelled token
"Kyle looked like he was going to pass out"
Kyle say something quick I said
I can't said Kyle
I FUCKED KYLES ASS LIKE I PAYED HIM said token
….YOU RAPED KYLE YOU SON OF A BITCH I WILL KILL YOU yelled Stans
"Stans kicked token and started beating his face but then Kyle spoke up"
HE DID RAPE ME IM GAY yelled Kyle
"Everyone was silent Stans stopped and I was listening"
That's right I'm gay I like dick I fucking love men yeah and hey token stop lying you took it in the ass ok and you FUCKING BEGGED FOR MORE also your GF was a slut she fucked Clyde so yeah your too good for her don't blame stans blame that bitch of an ex GF oh and SHE WENT BACK FOR MORE yelled Kyle
"Holy shit that I didn't know"
Wow Nicholes a bitch said Bebe
Yeah I know I said
And Kyles gay damn it I had a major crush on him said Bebe
"My heart stopped I thought she was joking all this time but no she did like Kyle….she was straight and I would never get her I ran I ran as fast as I could crying"
WENDY yelled both Kyle and Stans
What happened yelled Kenny?
"I ran and ran and ran to the bathroom…..the boys room I didn't want to see a girl I was a lesbian dyke and I deserve to go to a boys area cause I'm a guy now yep I hate boys and a girl hurt me so yeah I'm a guy. I cried in the stalls for a good 8 mins till Stans and Kyle barged in"
Wendy what's wrong asked Stans
GO AWAY I yelled
Nope said Kyle
Then I'm leaving I said
Wrong again said Stans
"Stans ripped the lose door handle off and now we were trapped"
Great job Stans now we are stuck here happy I said
Not until you tell us what's wrong said Stans
Ok here's that problem Kyle you love Stans I said
What said Kyle?
And Stans loves Kyle I said
Shhh said Stans
You both are best friends and are gay for each other HAPPY FUCKING ENDING I yelled
You like me Stans said Kyle
You like me 2 said Stans
And also red found Kenny HA the shy chick and the man whore a fairy tale ending but what about me I love Bebe and I will never get her I said
You don't know that said Kyle
Yeah sexy right you don't said Stans
Aw I'm not that hot said Kyle
Uh yeah have you seen that ass of yours said Stans
OK LADIES STOP Bebe told me she was crushing on Kyle I said
"I pulled out a cigarette and light it up the taste of tar and tobacco calmed my nerves"
Hey hand me one said Kyle
Yeah me 2 were going to be here awhile said Stans
"I handed them both a ciggs and we smoked and talked"
We're going to be suspended I said
Nah said Stans
BEEP BEEP BEEP EMERGANCY EVACUATE EVACUATE
What was that I asked?
The fire alarm said Stans
Ok the fire departments coming now cool I said
Nope the trashcans in the lunch room are all on fire said Stans
Dude arson is expulsion I said
Not if your butters said Kyle remember he gets away with anything in this town remember when he stabbed his dad 20 times and only got a slap on the wrist
What i said
Yeah murder equaled a no no from butters and fire will be less punishable so yeah he's ok said Stans
Wow I said that's insane
Yeah and now I'm going to text Bebe said Kyle
NOPE FIRST YOU TOO MUST KISS I yelled
Huh they both said
Look you too worked together reward each other KISS FOR ME THEN PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS I said
Ha nope I'm not painting you naked said Kyle
Nah I will pass BUT said Stans
"Stans grabbed Kyle and locked lips"
Ekkk I sqeelled "man I am so mature for my age"
Wow said Kyle
Yeah I could get used to this said Stans
Ok boys make out time is over text Bebe is said
"I leaned over and read all of Kyles texts"
Kyle: Bebe
Bebe: OMG WHERE ARE YOU
Kyle: bathroom locked with Stans and Wendy
Bebe: is she safe
Kyle: she's fine
Bebe: why did she run off like that?
Kyle: she really had to go but the girl's room was locked
Bebe: Ahhh ok
Kyle: Wendy said you like me
Bebe: damnit Wendy
Kyle: its ok I'm locked in the room with some man meat I'm good
Bebe: lucky I now have no one
Kyle: so you like guys
Bebe: duh
Kyle: what about girls
Bebe: why would I tell you if I'm gay?
Kyle: cause I'm gay and gays stick together
Bebe: grr ok fine I'm BI sexual don't tell Wendy
"I almost jumped in the air…..ok I jumped screamed and cheered I'm a girl sue me"
Kyle: Wendy wouldn't judge
Bebe: yeah she would she's awesome and self-absorbed at the same time
Wow I said
Shhh said Stans
Why it's a text she can hear me I said
Kyle: she's known I was gay sense 8th grade
Bebe: you have been gay sense 8th grade
Kyle: nope 6th
Bebe: damn you have been keeping a big secret
Kyle: yep
Bebe: so why did you want to know if I'm gay
Kyle: well because you and Stans are buddy buddies and I wanted to know you better
Bebe: yeah well there ain't no lesbians in this school so yeah it's not like I'm getting any female action
Kyle: do you want a girl
Bebe: maybe I mean guys are annoying and I talk better with girls so yeah
Kyle: what if I could find you a girl
Bebe: yeah right I highly doubt that
Kyle: well whatever are the fire department getting us out
Bebe: yeah they just ran in
"Then at that moment an axe hit the door busting it open"
OH THANK GOD I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNERS I yelled
Is everyone ok said the fireman
Yes said Stans
What's with the smoke said the 2nd fireman
We were scared and it calmed us down I said
Ok well let's get you out before the whole school burns down said the fireman
"We walked out and the whole cafeteria was on fire damn butters went a little overbred"
MUHAHAHA I AM PROFESSOR CHAOS
Ohh I get it I said
Yeah super villain man cops are stupid said Kyle
Yeah I bet your smarter said Stans
"Kyle blushed kissed Stans and I gaged"
WENDY yelled Bebe
"Well it's now or never"
Oh thank god being locked in the boy's room with 2 gays was so scary I think Stans tried to grope Kyle I said
Sexy said Bebe
Bebe I have something to tell you and it's very very shocking I said
Oh god your pregnant who's the father is it Kyle he said he was gay but I know guys said Bebe
No Bebe I'm not Prego…I'm gay I said
Oh said Bebe
Yeah I have been for a good 6 months I said
Wow this is kind of shocking said Bebe
I'm sorry I probably scared you I said
No Wendy I am open minded ok said Bebe
Yeah you know how hard it is to find a gay girl in this school I said
Yeah it's hard when no one's gay…but I'm BI said Bebe
Oh really I dint know that I said
Well I mean I have thought of being with a girl but I believe it's kind of weird said Bebe
Oh uh really I said
Well but your my best friend I can't do that to you said Bebe
Those 2 are Besties and look Stans ready to lay on top of Kyle why can't we I said
Because I'm scared of sex said Bebe
Oh well we don't have to have sex I said
Really said Bebe
Yeah I mean let's try 1 date and if it gets to weird then we can stop I said
"Giggle" stop Wendy your making me blush said Bebe
"I blushed too and I was so excited"
If you want we can skip school and grab a slice I said
Pretty early for a slice huh said Bebe
I don't care I have waited 8 months for this I won't wait anymore I said
I thought it was 6 said Bebe
WHO CARE I WANT YOUR MOUTH I yelled
"Bebe laughed and we ran off holding hands and skipping down the street"
"We got to the pizza stop and talked just talked we laughed we joked we told each other how we felt"
So yeah I discovered I was gay after I kissed red at that part last month said Bebe
Wow I thought I was the one who gayed you up I said
Ha I kissed my best friend I thought that was normal to you know experiment said Bebe
Well I went gay one day when I hung with Kenny damn girls are kind of hot I said
Ha like the math teacher said Bebe
HOLY SHIT THAT BITCH IS SMOKING HOT I WANNA OIL HER UP I yelled
"At least 5 guys stared at us and some even smiled"
I think you gave them all boners Wendy said Bebe
Ha nah not all of them I said
"then all of the sudden my heart sunk the taste of raspberry's and the smell of pineapple and lemon hit my nose it was a soft taste and kind of wet it was bebes lips and they were amazing they felt like a small cushion on my lips they felt great and I loved every second of it"
Wow I said
Now they have boners said Bebe
..Wow I repeated
Yeah I know that felt different said Bebe
Wow I continued
Yes Wendy wow, you ok? Asked Bebe
Wow "yeah Wendy is broken right now please seek the nearest repair station cause her brain is visiting cloud 9"
Yeah ok Wendy I'm going to go ok call you later said Bebe
"Bebe kissed me on the cheek and left"
Wow I said AGAIN
"I sat there for another 30 mins thinking about that kiss when Stans and Kyle showed up"
Hey Wendy said Kyle
Wow I said
Ah still broken I see said Stans
Huh I said what happened
You kissed Bebe and went into your own little world said Kyle
Oh shit did you see I asked
No Bebe texted me saying to check up on you said Kyle
Ok good that was nice I never knew kissing a girl felt like that I said
Yeah it's something said Stans
Wow I hope this feeling lasts forever I said
Well it will said Stans
Uhhhh hey fellas said butters
Hi butters what are you doing here I asked
I well just heard what professor chaos did to the school I hear that we ain't going back for at least 2 weeks said butters
NOOOOOO yelled me and Kyle
Wow no school is a good thing said Stans
No when we are rivals in the school we need to get A's in everything shit I said
We'll be fine just keep studying said Kyle
"Stans was on his phone so we ignored him and continued our panic"
Ok I think we can find a library I said
Yeah let's just go now said Kyle
OH NO said Stans
"Stans grabbed up sat us down and waited we were his prisoner and he would not let us go"
Hey what's up said Kyle?
It's for your own good said Stans
Come on Stans let me go I said
No said Kyle if I stay you stay
I know that deal it's just well I want to win I said
Oh wow bitch said Kyle
"I stuck my tongue out"
What's up said Bebe?
Hey honey tell Stans to let me go I said
Aww but our date is still on said Bebe
…..I CAN LIVE WITH 1 B…in AP I said
No you won't fail or get a B in any class school is our vacation they won't force you to learn over the weeks if they do we can testify and rage against the machine said Bebe
Lights out gorilla radio I said
Hell yeah said Bebe
Double date said Stans
Yes said Bebe
UBER GAY DAY ACTIVATED said Kyle in his robot voice
"we all laughed and hit the movies we saw this super hero film I think its captain America but I saw this guy with falcon wings who knows I don't like super hero films much I mean I do and I don't I do cause the action and politics are good I don't cause of all the female sexism….wait I'm gay and black widow got hot all of the sudden cool we then went to crags house and scored some pot yeah I smoke pot…..ONLY ON RARE DAY ONCE IN A BLUE MOON ON FEBUARY 29TH DURING A METEOR SHOWER do I smoke pot I guess we were bored so yeah light a blunt and relax"
Wow I'm hungry again I said
Yeah how about you guys said Bebe
"The boys were making out"
Ewww I said
Hey Wendy said Bebe
Yeah I asked
Monkey see monkey do said Bebe
Huh oh shit I said
"Bebe then leaned in for a kiss and it was more passion then before her tongue was more softer then a guys she knew the female mouth and body so she knew where to touch and taste I rubbed my hand up her back and she didn't complain but she hit me when I touched her breast basically saying YOU CAN TOUCH ME BUT DON'T GROPE ME so yeah me and my best friend were making out for a good 6 mins"
Hey boy's uhhhh why are you taking you shirts off I asked
Oh shit were sorry said Kyle
Nice abs said Bebe
BACK OF BITCH THERE MINE said Stans
Ha well this is my bitch said Bebe grabbing me
These are my abs said Stans
Well these are my boobs said Bebe grabbing my breasts
Oh so you can touch but I can I said
Aw you can touch my boobs if you want…..just don't take my shirt off said Bebe
Damnit I said joking
Yeah sorry said Bebe
I can undress you with my mind though I said
Ha I already see your boobs said Bebe
Oh these I said
"I lifted my shirt up showing my white bra flashing Bebe"
Damn said Bebe I am not flashing you said Bebe
Damn I said hey I want to tell you something I said
Yeah said Bebe
Remember when I borrowed your pink bra I said
Yeah said Bebe
I sniffed it I said
Ha we said Bebe
Sorry I said
Ha its cool I bet it smelled GOOD said Bebe
Ha nah it was weird I said
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Huh I said
"I walked over and there is Kenny and red….WITH PIZZA"
Huh how did you afford 5 large pizzas I asked?
Kenny bet that he could kick cartmans ass in under 1 min he won like 1000 bucks said red
Wow said Stans
Yeah but cartman told me he took a dive so we split the winnings NOPE said Kenny
Ha yeah fatass don't deserve a penny said Kyle
So everyone's gay asked red
Yep I said
Yeah said Bebe
Totally said Stans
IM A FAG yelled Kyle
What what WHAT yelled Mrs. Brofloski
Oh shit said Stans
Mom I told you I was gay said Kyle
I know I mean why I smell drugs said Mrs. Brofloski
Shit I said
Look I don't care just please it's illegal to smoke pot said Mrs. Brofloski
Uh no its not…..were in Colorado said Stans
Well in my house its illegal said Mrs. Brofloski
Ok we all said
I won't tell but you have to be careful shouldn't you all be in school asked Mrs. Brofloski
Uhhhh the school burned down I said
WHAT yelled Mrs. Brofloski?
Great now there's going to be trouble said Kyle
Don't worry Mrs. Brofloski we will be back in 2 week said Stans
Ok but be careful and remember Kyle no bacon said Mrs. brofloski
I know mom its ground beef said Kyle
Good said Mrs. Brofloski
So you did pot WITHOUT ME said Kenny
Yep I said
We have a little left over you can have it said Kyle
Ha yes said Kenny
Wow said red
What I don't smoke all the time said Kenny
I don't like drugs said red
…..then I don't like them said Kenny
Hey don't change for me change for you I don't mind you smoking just don't do it near me ok said red
Ok said Kenny
"Kenny kissed red right there they look happy I wonder how long he is willing to wait for her to be ready"
So you 2 fool around yet asked Bebe
Ehh a little said red
WHAT I said
We didn't have sex said Kenny
Oh ok I said
Yeah we just fooled around abet you know make out sleep in the same bed…..in our underwear said red
"Giggle" sounds fun me and Wendy might do that in a month said Bebe
Shocked you haven't thrown her in your bed yet Wendy said Kenny
She won't let me I said
Aww that suck Wendy wants ass and can't get any said red
I know "sniff" I WANT BEBES BODY I yelled joking
You can't handle my body said Bebe
KYLE GET OFF STAN yelled Mrs. Brofloski
Ok mom I'm sorry if I like to kiss my boyfriend said Kyle
Kissing is one thing but taking his pants off is another said Mrs. Brofloski
Ha Kyle can't keep it in his pants I said
Makes sense I wonder how token was said Kenny
WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAAAT yelled Mrs. Brofloski?
"We ran out of the house giving Kyle and Stans privacy while Kyles mom explained the danger of sex ha poor guy"
Ok guys I'm going home and Kenny BE NICE TO RED I yelled
Don't worry Wendy I will be gentle with him sad red
Wow you're horny said Bebe
Nope just fooling around "wink wink" said red
"The lovely couple left and Bebe walked me home"
You think they're going to do it asked Bebe
I don't know I asked kenny to wait but red wants it now look he's good in bed and he's gentle he stops when you ask and he never hurts virgins but I wish he would wait I said
Reds a big girl she can handle herself said Bebe
"We got to my house Bebe kissed me good night and I went upstairs it was 9 pm and I was happy I crashed on my bed thinking of the best night of my life I was in love…..and she wasn't going anywhere"
End of chapter
End summery
Yay everyone's gay and happy what will happen will red lose her virginity will Bebe and Wendy mess the bed up and WHATS WITH THE MATH TEACHER….cause I am curious how hot she is tune in soon for the final chapter in WENDYS STORY
A/N
Ok folks I hope you liked this chapter and this story all together only 1 chapter left and I'm thinking of having 3 different P. for the uhhhh "cough lemon cough" so that would be gay straight and lesbian lemon that's a lot I won't if you don't want me to but if you do then NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE SEX OVERLOAD lol bye
Oh and round 1 of the storms was nothing today is round 2 so yeah I might be screwed WOOHOO I will see god hopefully he's not a bum like in south park