Kenny McCormick

Kenny couldn't have been given a better name.

Handsome

Yes, Kenny really was handsome. Superstar handsome with his million dollar smile that made girls swoon or his daredevil grin that made others gaze in wonder at him.

But his potential to be good looking had never really been known until he ditched his parka the summer before entering high school. That's when everyone got their first real look at Kenny. They saw his golden hair, tan skin, the small dust of freckles on his nose, his beautiful blue eyes, and those pouty lips. Kenny was the first real sex simple among the teenage girls.

And oh and did he live up to their expectations. Not only did he become the school man whore, but no one could really use it as an insult because Kenny was too well liked by everyone, even by the girls he'd brake up with. He was such a passionate and thoughtful lover that girls could not find fault with him and even when they eventually left him, all they had of him were beautiful memories. And the boys; they couldn't hate him for taking the girls because he was the one that usually helped them get a girl.

And then the handsome Kenny fell in love with a girl, a girl that was flat chested, that wore outdated clothes, and that stuttered and wouldn't look anyone in the face. But Kenny thought she was the most beautiful creature he'd ever laid eyes on. She was just so innocent, naïve, and she had such a natural beauty. He thought she was the most perfect girl in the world.

Until he discovered that she was really a he.

A Leopold "Butters" Stotch to be more precise.

And then his world came crashing down, but not in the way people would have thought. Kenny forfeited all sexual activity in favor of courting Butters. He wanted to be someone that Butters deserved and with much patience and playful teasing as well as a touch of romance, Kenny won Butters over and they became the most successful couple in high school.

He might not be a minor character but he definitely gets less attention than the three (four if you count Butters) other boys. I like Kenny and I don't think he's stupid. He's a pervert but if he just had more opportunities (or the will power to try), he'd be great. Anyway, read and review.

P.S.: I started writing a story about how Kenny and Butters got together. I don't know if I'll post it though.