Disclaimer: Don´t own Kingdom Hearts OR Complicated by Avril Lavigne.

A/N:

Wee! Finally chapter 4! I actually enjoyed writing this! AND it´s over 9000! (Stupid Dragonball pun xD) No it´s over 1000 words long!

We get to meet Mr. X who you will meet in the end of the story.

We talk A LITTLE about Roxas´ and Axels past and stuff.

ENJOY!

Chapter 4

"Ok," I sighed in defeat. "It all started when me and Sora was 13. We were teenagers and VERY hormonal."

"So, we started banging," Sora giggled while still leaning on Olette´s shoulders. I sent a glare at him. "As I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted, me and Sora were sleeping together, or banging, as Sora said very formally."

"Who´s banging who without me knowing?" Somebody said behind me. Great…. Exactly what I need... Weird stalker, dude Axel. "Oh! We were just talking about how me and Roxy used to bang when we were younger." Axel looked shocked, then confused, then I-don´t-believe-face and last but not least the classical I-knew-you-were-a-slut-smirk. "It´s Roxas and I, Sora," Olette scolded.

"Yeah yeah, whatever!"

"Don´t "Yeah yeah, whatever" me!"

Hayner and Pence started to laugh obviously used to the sibling quarrel. Axel joined them soon after.

"I didn´t know you guys were so funny!" Axel was still laughing like a maniac. "Yeah, normally we´re a bunch of energy balls and fun," I said sarcasm obvious in my tone. Shit! Way to be a dickhead Roxas…"Whoa Honey! No need to bite my head off!"

Sora laughed. "He´s always been like that." Shut up annoying brat! I don´t need you to tell Axel about my past."We´re one of those couples who are both uke, so we had to find random guys to have threesomes with."

Damn you, Sora!

"I didn´t know you were so slutty Honey. Maybe you could count me in next time." I sat flabbergasted.

"First, there isn´t going to be a next time! Second, why should we count you in?"

"You know you want me to join, Roxy~!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"NO! NO! NO! NO!"

"I wouldn´t fight with Roxy if I were you, Red hair dude."

"Stop calling me Roxy!"

"Aw! Why? He gets to call you both Roxy and Honey!"

"So what?"

"That´s unfair! We dated for 4 year!"

"You dated for 4 years!" Olette interrupted, "how come I've never met you?"

"I dunno? Ask the retard!"

"I´m no retard!"

"It´s "I´m not a retard"," we said in unison.

I groaned, tired of this. "I´m going to class."

"Wait! Honey!"

I didn´t care. I just wanted to get away.

I turned my iPod on and put in the earplugs.

Aha, life´s like this.

Aha, that´s the way it is.

Chill out! What´re you´re yelling for?

Lay back! It´s all been done before.

And if only you could let it be, you would see.

Avril Lavigne: Complicated. I DON´T own this song!

I got to class and took my Geography books out of my backpack and placed them on my table. Damn Sora. Had to come and make everything complicated! Now Axel thinks I´m a whore or something!

I felt the tears lubricating my eyes and decided it was best to go to the bathroom. I rushed down the hallway and jumped into the men´s room. A guy with a blonde Mohawk was standing there and looking at me like I was some idiot. I remembered the guy from the band: "OrgaNizatioN XIII" Great, now I run into Axel´s band members! I gave myself a mental bitch slap. "Hey little dude!" The guy suddenly bubbled up, "Are you doing alright?"

"I´m fine," We both knew it was a lie.

"You don´t look alright. Come on! Let´s talk about it! I´m Demyx by the way!

"I´m Roxas… I don´t think it´s a very good idea to be talking to you about this."

"Aw! Why not? Demy will help you with your problems!"

Annoying as this guy is, I´m starting to grow fond of him… (A/N Sounds like he´s some foster dad or something xD)

"It´s because, one of your friends is the "problem" I have."

"It´s Zexion isn´t it? I knew it! Just ignore him! He likes to annoy cute little blonds!"

"Umm… Actually… It´s Axel."

His mouth made a perfectly round O and then he started laughing. "So what did Carrot Top do?"

"Carrot Top?"

"Yes. A carrot. An orange vegetable whose name you also use as nicknames for redheads."

"Huh. That´s a weird nickname."

"Yeah! That´s what´s funny about it!" He made an xD face and laughed. "Hey! Stop trying to change the subject! I get really easy distracted, ya´ know! I actually know a really funny story… No! I did it again!"

I laughed, suddenly feeling better.

"No seriously. What did he do?"

"He didn´t do anything. It´s more what my ex-boyfriend told him."

"You like Axel don´t you?"

"Wha… What? Where did you get that idea?" Oh shit. This is NOT happening.

"Well, first, you have problem because your ex-boyfriend told Axel something, second, the way you reacted just now, and third, you knew I was Axels friend."

"Eep!" Shit! Didn´t think about that! I´m such a douche.

"Okay I like him… You won´t tell him, da?"

"Sure… What´s with the "da"?"

"I just watched too much Hetalia. That´s all."

Demyx laughed. "I love that series! It´s so funny!" Suddenly his mood flipped. "You know, by the way Axel has been watching you I can tell he likes you too!"

"You´re kidding!" Despite saying this I still felt happy. Shit, I hope you´re not kidding Demyx!

"Yeah seriously! He´s always watching with these intense, fierce and passion filled eyes. It´s like seeing somebody get eye raped!" We both laughed at the last statement. I think I like this guy… "Also I saw how he ran over to you, like some little puppy yesterday!"

"You guys saw that?"

"Dude, we´re always watching Axel. You may never know when he´s doing something stupid. One day he "accidently" set some pedophiles house on fire. We had to pay this HUGE fine to get him out of jail."

"Really? Tell me more!"

"Aww! Sorry Roxie! I can´t! Promised Axel I wouldn´t tell anybody more of the story."

I made the hugest puppy eyes ever and cutely asked again. "Please?"

"Holy shit, Roxas! You´re going to be Axel's death!" He mumbled the next part, " Well if you start dating anyways."

"Did you say something, Demyx?"

"Nothing, Nothing!" He stood up and scurried out of the bathroom, "Catch you later Roxas. Oh by the way, maybe you should go home and rest for today!"

"I will. Bye!"

I went home feeling much better.

Ending Notes:

I wanted Demyx to be the best buddy type and a little childish, but not too much. Everytime I write about him, I think of different smileys xD

Also, every time Roxas thinks something he says Shit xD So funny xD