A/N: I decided to upload twice in one day! Hurray for you guys!

Disclaimer: No I don't own naruto but, if I did it would be funnier and Sai would be the main character because hes so funny.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU 'YA LITTLE TWERP!" Tsunade yelled as she ran at Sasuke. Sasuke ran as far as his little emo legs could carry him. Tsunade ran after the small boy leaving a path of destruction behind her.

"Tsunade stop before you break the house again!" Naruto yelled as he ran after the blonde woman. Gaara, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, and Tobi ran after them wanting to see what was gonna happen.

"Please don't kill me, please don't kill me!" Sasuke yelled as he backed into the living room wall. He searched around frantically for something to hit the woman with. 'God, where are the sharp objects in this house?' Sasuke thought.

"You're gonna pay you little twerp!" Tsunade yelled. She walked closer and closer to Sasuke. She was about to grab him when the front door slammed open.

"Hey, Tsunade! We came to help you baby-sit the twerp!" Tsunade turned around and saw an old white haired man with a plastic bag in his hand. A pale man with long black hair and purple lines near his yellow snake-like eyes was standing behind him. A few seconds later the rest of the children came running downstairs. Naruto spotted the pale man and his eyes twinkled with happiness.

"Orohimaru! You came to visit!" Naruto shrieked and he ran and hugged Orochimaru.

"How are you today Naruto?" Orochimaru said with a smile as he hugged the little blond back.

"Jiraya is there sake in that bag!?!" Tsunade asked as she ran over to the white haired man.

"Yeah there is!" Jiraya said with a smile. Itachi walked over to Tsunade and pulled her coat. Tsunade turned and looked down at Itachi and smiled. She didn't care about the children anymore. All she cared about was that sake.

"Excuse me ma'am but, could you get back to killing my brother now?" Itachi asked with a small smile on his face. Tsunade patted Itachi on the head lightly and then spoke in a sweet voice.

"I'm sorry dear but, I'm busy right now." She turned back to Jiraya, grabbed the bag from his hands, and ran to the kitchen. Jariya went to go supervise her incase she did anything stupid while she was drunk, which left 7 adorable children alone with Orochimaru.

"Orochimaru read us a story!" Naruto said jumping up and down and smiling.

"Okay, we'll go up to your room and I'll read you and all your friends a story."

"Yay!" They all screamed. Sasuke finally decided it was safe to come out of the corner and he followed Orochimaru and the rest upstairs.

In the kitchen……

"S-so then the guy says…h-he said to me. T-that's not a Chevy, it's my wife!" Tsunade and Jiraya burst into laughter. Tsunade poured herself another drink, when the doorbell rung.

"Who could that be?" Tsunade they asked. She got out of her seat and walked to the door where she saw the most adorable kid. (The door was still open. They forgot to shut it!) She had short purple hair and light purple eyes, with no pupils. She was wearing a red hello kitty shirt and black pants.

"U-umm, e-excuse me ma'am but, is Naruto here?"

"Oh, are you Naruto's little girlfriend?" Tsunade asked with a smirk on her face. The little girl started to blush and press her fingers together.

"U-umm, n-no ma'am, I'm a friend of his."

"Your so cute, what's your name little girl."

"I'm Hinata Hyuuga." The girl said with a smile.

"Hehhe. Well Naruto's upstairs with his friends and Oro-my god!" Tsunade yelled. She ran into the kitchen and grabbed Jiraya's arm. "Jiraya we need to go! We left all those little boys upstairs with that pervert!" Then from upstairs they heard a high-pitched scream.

"Stop it Orochimaru!"

"That was Naruto!" Jiraya yelled. Thinking the worst they ran upstairs. Hinata saw the two adults running up the stair, she was about to run after them but she forgot to closed the door. Being the polite girl she was, she closed the door and ran after the adults. Tsunade ran up the stairs and kicked the door down and yelled.

"WHERE DID HE TOUCH YOU NARUTO!?!?"

A/N: Sorry to leave you guys hangin like that. Aren;t you guys just dying to know what happened!?! Muaahahah! Reveiw or the next chapter will never come!

Tobi- I'm still in danger of dying!