Chapter 4
Fairy World Archieve Hallway 10:48 am
?: Hmm… well, as an attorney, I should also help in defending Timmy!
Phoenix: What the… Cosmo Periwinkle.
Cosmo: Of course it's me!
Phoenix: Alright, I better ask him some questions… Cosmo, how long have you been Timothy's godparent?
Cosmo: Well, as long as I could remember… wait, could I remember anything?
Phoenix: What kind of response is that?
Pearl: Wow! How did you become a fairy attorney?
Cosmo: Well… how did I become one?
Phoenix: Ask yourself…
Pearl: Mr. Nick, Mr. Cosmo is the proof that you could be an attorney even if you are a moron!
Phoenix: Are you simply saying that I'm a moron too? What kind of evidence have you presented?
Cosmo: Well, anything that could prove that Timmy's guilty… Here have a look at one!
(Item added to Court Record)
Profile on Dark Laser
Type: Evidence
A profile of someone Timmy copied using a wishecopier machine. Check Details for more
Details:
Dark Laser, who is based from the Star War's Darth Vader, is now a fugitive on the whole galaxy, now on the process of mustering an army. So far, nothing was done to completely unwish him
Cosmo: I also have this!
(Item added to Court Record)
File on 'The Day that caused a frozen caveman to terrorize Canada'
Type: Evidence
A file trying to link Timothy with a frozen caveman incident in Canada. Check Details for more.
Details:
When Timmy wished to have a warmer world while visiting the Arctic, he 'accidentaly' released a terrorizing caveman once employed in the Canadian Police Force. This caveman was only stopped when the British consul did a very classified action.
Cosmo: And this!
(Item Added to Court Record)
File on 'The week where Sweets are the Only Food on the World'
Type: Evidence
A file linking Timothy with an incident in increased obesity. Check Details for more
Details:
When Timmy wished to make sweets the only food in the world, the whole world food security system was altered, ensuring that food eaten would only be sweets. The first victims are people from the country of America, France, Belgium, Japan, China, and the Philippines before spreading across the globe, sparing only the people with a lifestyle of daily exercise and the refusal of eating sweets for dietary purposesm, notably those from the countries of Germany and the African nations. This sudden increase in weight quadrupled the mass of the earth, nearly leading to the eventual extinction of life on earth, right before this wish was lifted up.
Phoenix: I do remember… what was I thinking? These are the evidence that you are going to present?
Cosmo: Well… um, goodbye! (Cosmo disappears)
Pearl: Look Mr. Nick, Mr. Cosmo left some documents!
(Item added to Court Record)
File on 'The Day that History repeats itself'
Type: Evidence
A file detailing on the day Timothy wished for him and a certain girl be the only intelligent life on the planet. Check Details for more
Details:
On this day, Timmy wished that he and a girl Trixie Tang where the only intelligent beings left on the planet. This has caused numerous damages in property due to both of them destroying different things on the process, including the nation personifications they represent. Lifted up right before a nuclear war would happen between the personifications of America, China and Ukraine.
Phoenix: Talk about simple wishes with very big consequence… wait, what's that file?
(Item added to Court Record)
File on 'The Day that Threaten the Whole Timeline'
Type: Evidence
A file detailing on the day Timothy wished to escape his future. Check Details for more
Details:
On this day, Timmy wished for his problems to be solved by randomly disappearing in the television set before being followed by someone named Vicky de Leslie who would've been a future dictator. In an attempt to prevent this from happening, Arthur Kirkland found a way to 'convince' everyone to not adhere to Vicky's plans and to discredit her using her sister Tootie De Leslie as the first line of defense. This decision caused a timeline fusion. Ended in a complete rewriting of the timeline and the supposed future, leading to a decision to no longer discredit Vicky de Leslie
Phoenix: A single wish can even have a power to alter a timeline… I could imagine this timeline being followed…
Pearl: So that means you will no longer allow me to have fairies?
Phoenix: Of course not Pearls, as long as you just follow the rules and avoid this things…
Pearl: Mr. Nick, can we go to the counter room right now?
Phoenix: Of course…
Fairy World Archieves Countering Department Head Offices 11:24 am
?: WHY ARE YOU NOT COUNTING TIMMY'S WISH!
?: Sir, because he is no longer wishing!
Phoenix: What kind of noise is that?
Pearl: It would only be from...
Jorgen: JUST KEEP COUNTING!
Phoenix: Hello Jorgen…
Jorgen: WHO GOES… oh, it's you…
Phoenix: I have to ask something… Since you seem to be the head fairy in here, how would you rate Timothy?
Jorgen: You mean Timmy? Oh, that would be… -26. 5!
Pearl: A negative! You mean…
Jorgen: THE WORSE GODCHILD EVER!
Phoenix: What is the basis of that?
Jorgen: I've been the one in charge here for centuries and I've witness each and every mischief wishes he has done which are usually against the rules.
Phoenix: No wonder why he rated him a negative…
Pearl: Have you known any good wishes he has done?
Jorgen: Well, perhaps the time he wished that he was never born is a good wish… and oh, the time he has no emotion! He just turned to be the coolest action star and he even joined the British Intelligence!
Phoenix: What is that supposed to mean?
Jorgen: Anyways, I have to leave now. Just see you around! (Jorgen poofs away in a very loud bang)
(shows a blue fairy who seems to be one of the tiniest and the weakest)
?: That stupid Jorgen thinks he is the greatest among us…
Phoenix: Who are you?
?: I'm Binky.
(Profile Added to Court Record)
Binky
Age: Immortal
A fairy who is in charge in the countering department. Has a severe inferiority complex towards Jorgen. Generally a weak and defenseless fairy
Pearl: Are you always being bullied by Jorgen?
Binky: Glad you noticed it! I've been suffering for millennia under his hands!
Phoenix: Say, how long have you been the head in here?
Binky: As long as I can remember.
Pearl: Oh poor fairy…
Binky: It's just an everyday life for me.
Phoenix: Does fairies even have the term known as fairy rights? (Phoenix presents Document # 1) I want to ask you about the discrepancy in here.
Binky: Oh, you mean with the Head Archievist? She's a killjoy, you know what I mean. She didn't even attend the party on Timmy's 1,000,000 wishes even if I have a counter to prove it! I used a different counter to record his wishes after that party and even saved the date!
(Item added to Court Record)
Binky's Counter
Type: Evidence
A Counter received form Binky. Bears the number 1,000,000 and has a date and a magical lock that only Binky can use.
Phoenix: This seems to be very authentic… even I can't press it.
Pearl: Say, have you know anything about Timmy Binky?
Binky: Of course! If you were to ask me, I am one of the everyday viewers of Timmy TV before the Farywood changed it to Crocker TV.
Phoenix: Wow… that kid has a show? What would it be like for me to have a show?
Pearl: I'll guess it… boring court trials that fairies won't take interest…
Phoenix: Your right Pearls… wait, did she just sounded like Maya earlier? (Phoenix presentsBinky the File on 'Timantha') Say, if you are a fan of this 'Timmy TV', who do you think is the girl stated in this document?
Binky: OF COURSE I WOULD KNOW! In fact, I also known the two girls always link to Timmy's life.
Pearl: Timmy must have been such a romantic…
Binky: Well, maybe if you want to call it. Actually, he has a crush on a Chinese-American girl named Trixie Tang and Timmy has a stalker named Tootie De Leslie…
Pearl: Wow, just like what happened to Mr. Nick and Mystic Maya.
Phoenix: Oh great… now Pearls is bringing this to the next level…
Pearl: Who do you think is Trixie Tang to him?
Binky: Well, she's a typical popular kid who doesn't notice him at all…even if at times, he does notice him.
Pearl: Just like Mr. Nick would to Mystic Maya.
Phoenix: Stop it Pearls!
Pearl: How about Tootie De Leslie?
Binky: Well, whatever Timmy is to Trixie, so is Timmy is to Tootie.
Pearl: That's a perfect love triangle! I wonder who else would challenge Mr. Nick and Mystic Maya's love…
Phoenix: I'm the one to blame this… I like Pearls better when she doesn't know anything about the outside world and the shows it shows…
Binky: Oh no! Look at the time! Jorgen will kill me! (Binky disappears)
Phoenix: Great, now I don't have the time to ask this deficiency!
Pearl: What if we let Arthur look at this?
Phoenix: Of course…
(Phoenix and Pearl left the room)