Welcome to Ace's Monologue
(please read author's note below! It's important:))
#1Shankie
Hello there Ace-san, my name is Noname. Although my cousin calls me a lot of names like 'Ame-chan' and 'Shanky'. Don't blame me if they're weird, I call her a lot of weird names too. If you ask me who taught me manners it would be my scary mother.I've seen very many fictional stories about you here... mostly disturbing ones... but of course I don't read that. Although there are some fictional stories about you Sabo and Luffy, here's the question...Do you know that Sabo's alive? :D Apparently, I didn't believe this at first when I saw it too. I thought he had died. However, there's this part when I sneaked in to Dragon's ship and pretended to be a revolutionary. I saw him coming from the show about the Celestial Dragons? Yeah that, holding up little Sabo and got the doctors to patch him up.That's not where my question ends. Do you know the Oda the magical teller of the future? Try and take a look at his book all about pirates looking for one piece. Mind telling me what you think of Chapter 574? Although I think you might like this book since it's all about Luffy and such.And by the way, I think Luffy's really cool. :3
This is going to be a long day… Well then let's get started!
"Marcoooo can I eat first?" Ace whined, drooling at the appetizers at the thought of a buffet just a few rooms away.
"What do you think?" The door locked with a click.
His fist burst into flames, while a voice said in a sing-song voice, "The room's sea-stone proof by the way."
Hi Noname, my you people have funny names, ermm I mean nice names. I'm kind of glad Makino wasn't scary, at least you have manners, it's supposed to be a good way… I thought manners made you weak but well Makino rubbed off on me.
Disturbing ones? Oh man… Don't even try mentioning them. Why do I get the more disturbing ones? How about Luffy?
Ace fell out of his chair with a loud thud, scrambling up again to read the words on the screen with extra care. He blinked a few times, then knocked the top of the screen repeatedly.
"Oi oi, if you continue doing that I can't just jump back into the time portal to get you a new one." Holding onto Ace's impending fist, Marco frowned in disapproval.
"She said… Sabo…" Ace croaked, still unable to take his eyes off the screen. He was now staring at the tattoo etched on his arm, 'ASCE', with the crossed out S.
"ARE YOU TRYING TO KID WITH ME!"
Hold on a second… Sabo? How do you know Sabo? Well… he has had quite an adventure hasn't he? I guess he's happy… as long as he's happy… I shouldn't dwell too much on this. If you happen to see him again by any chance tell him… tell him your brothers are waiting for you and whatever happens don't he dare die on us again! It's terribly rude!
Oda the magical teller of the future? What is the book called…? This is all very confusing and strange, I feel as if he's predicting my future, or worse writing it. I decide my fate, whether it's good or bad because of my heritage I would be the one to decide how to live my life, with no regrets and no freaky magical fortune teller will decide that for me. I am not going to read that chapter because I'm quite sure it's about my future isn't it? Do I die? Do I live? Does it matter, though?
Even if I do die, whether my death comes earlier than I hope I've already long secured a thought that I'm very happy. As long as Luffy's alive, still sailing the world, still giving his catchphrase of becoming Pirate King… It's not fame or fortune I'm looking for. All I wanted was the answer to whether I should be born. Do I deserve to be here…? There is a lot of fanfiction here that deals with "saving Ace" and such, because apparently I died in a whitebeard war. The hell? Why would Pops go to war because of me? It's not possible! And it won't happen, I'm not good enough for everyone to risk every one of their damn lives to fight for me, not that I'm allowing that to happen at all – I'd rather die.
Still, if the book is about Luffy, I wouldn't mind reading it. He never actually had the time to tell him about his great adventures… more of crazily idiotic I think. But then again, I'm proud of him, my little brother. Let's see… where do I get this book…? Luffy's cool? Are you sure about that… perhaps our definition of 'cool' stem from different places… My crew doesn't enjoy me talking about Luffy 24/7 so here's a chance to let out some steam.
I'm not going to flip to chapter 574. I'll be the one to steer my ship, not Oda, not anyone else, thank you very much.
#2Katharonie
"Ace! I have a question. How do you think your life would be affected if you ate the unicorn devil fruit? How would you put it in to use? I know you would secretly enjoy it. You would be galloping around the deck of the Moby Dick leaving a trail of rainbow where ever you prance.No?I think you would.Stop lying."
Harlo Kath! You don't mind me calling you that, do you?
Unicorn devil fruit? No way, not any chance am I giving up my man pride to become some little white pony with a golden horn galloping around. A trail of rainbow… would send the whole crew to their grave laughing, probably. No offense really! I appreciate that you think being a unicorn is fun and all but… I must conserve my dignity as the 2nd division commander so no thank you, Kathoaronie.
And I'm not lying. You might want to try giving that fruit to Marco though, hiding it in his meal… he'll burst into manly tears after realising he went from phoenix to unicorn, ain't that bad, he's still a magical creature. And he can still fly, so I don't see why he would mind. Instead of leaving burning blue flames, it'd be rainbows, isn't that such a wondrous thought.
Boxing Ace's head, Marco dusted his hands. "Unicorns huh? Your childhood dream has finally came true!"
"LIKE HELL!"
#3ace1queen
Hello Ace-san :) I'm ace1queen... uh, it's my username which I named after playing cards ; (Don't be offended/annoyed please) Just call me, um, Queenie?Anyway, if you don't mind, I would like to ask a few questions :)Where did you get your orange hat and beaded necklace? They look really awesome :D :D Also, how did you find your 'Mera Mera no Mi?' It must have tasted disgusting...Anyway, have a nice day :D Here's my token of appreciation - a fan-girl. *shoves a fan-girl into your arms* Actually, that's for Marco - she's obsessed with Marco. Anyway...here's an all-you-can-eat-buffet free ticket as my real token of appreciation XD *pushes you to buffet restaurant* Have fun eating all the food! :D :D-ace1queen - I mean, Queenie.P.S. Sorry about that, Marco ;) That fan-girl is totally in love with you :D I just couldn't help but be touched by her most sincere feelings for you.
Sammycircle - this is really awesome! I love how you portrayed Ace and Marco - they seem like the real thing! :D I look forward to upcoming chapters! :D
Hi Queenie!
"Hey look, your future queen!"
Choking on his saliva, Ace glared daggers at the blonde man beside him. "It's just a name!"
"And you're just a single, lonely man…"
Not offended at all!
The orange hat was a token of appreciation from some citizens from one of the islands when Pops saved them from… something… I can't remember, hey sometimes we do good deeds too! It's pretty awesome right? Who would have the same hat as me ever! Especially with that orange, I don't think it's a trend even in your world, am I right? But I like it… even if a lot of people found it ridiculous-looking, the smileys were added in by me. It kind of reflects me… in a sense. Sad and happy. Conflicted, well yeah I'm one complicated guy – unlike Luffy, all he cares about is his next meal. Wish I had that kind of mindset.
I found the necklace… Actually Luffy found it, got to give that little fella some credit. He wanted to 'decorate' my hat, my refusal didn't bug him one bit. He thought it looked too 'plain', so he found some beads and asked Makino to string them for him (at least he knows there are some things he just can't do), and gave them to me before I left for the sea. It was very cute… I have to admit that alright! Do NOT take it the wrong way, I have a soft spot for my little brother and everyone knows that… it's hard to gain my trust I suppose.
The devil fruit was… as horrible as eating a slug. There you go! My old crew the Spades Pirates found it hanging on the tree. I've heard of devil fruits… never thought they existed though. So I just ate it.
You only live once…That was the day I became fire man.
Slipping in and out of consciousness, Ace propped himself up on one elbow when a girl flew out of the screen – for real. They crashed into ground, making such a ruckus that Marco unlocked the door to see what was going on with his troublesome crewmate.
"Ugh… how… did you… SHE FLEW OUT OF THE SCREEN!" Ace yelled in realisation, pushing the just as shocked, but delighted girl away from him.
"MARCO-SAN!" She got up in a flash, throwing herself onto him, causing Ace to erupt into laughter at his friend's plight.
"Oh my god, this is real!" The girl squealed, twirling in her fantasy world. Sweat-dropping, Marco looked to Ace for help but he had disappeared, snatching the chance to drop by the buffet table.
Someone should warn me beforehand when random objects or humans fly out of this screen, or I'll lost ten years of life from a mild heart-attack or worse, heart failure. I'm not fragile, it's just not every day that a girl flies out of the computer and attacks people and knows their names, habits and every single detail of their past, rather disturbing don't you think? So please, tell me when you shove a random fangirl, or whatever you call her, into my world. Thank you.
Ah the buffet ticket was a brilliant idea of yours! Much better.
"Let me!" Marco pushed Ace to the side, typing away on the computer in all seriousness.
Marco here – I've sent that girl back into your world, please no more horrors, I've had enough of this one trying her best to touch every part of my body, yes do not ask me to go into detail. Although judging by this site, you would want me to go into detail. Admit it, perverted fangirls. You call those sincere feelings? It was beyong horrifying, but nevertheless it touches me that so many of you love me. It's hard to be loved being a pirate and all.
Hi guys! So much fun writing this, but YES I KNOW I haven't answered all your questions yet! I've decided to answer a max 3 questions for each chapter because
I like to go into detail in the answers, I hope you appreciate my efforts to make it as entertaining as possible! Short answers aren't any fun right? :)
Updates might become weekly once December ends (sobs) but I'll try to update more this holiday! Thank you for your patience:D
Should I start a Luffy's monologue? It's unlike Ace's one, probably less words since Luffy's more straightforward but I think it'd be fun!
AND check out Fallen from the Sky, it's a AceXOC fanfic heheh. Come to think of it... how does Ace's laugh sound like?