M.K.L.: hello, again! waz up? i was bored during study hall, so i wrote these chapters. i hope you like them! make sure to be not just nice, but evil to me, too. i need criticism to make my stories better!
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Chapter 7:
Confusion for Mustang,
Hawkeye, and Hughes
Hawkeye heard Ed shout and looked over.
"Hey, guys, it's Ed!" she exclaimed excitedly.
"Yeah!" Hughes agreed. They all ran over to Ed.
"Hey, Ed! I could barely see you behind those tall trees! Compared to them, you're even smaller than usual!" Mustang yelled.
"WHO YOU CALLIN SO SMALL YOU CAN BARELY SEE HIM WITH A MICROSCOPE?" Ed screamed.
"Calm down, Ed, he didn't say that," Hawkeye said in a calming voice while giving Mustang a look.
"Hey, Pipsqueak! Who the hell are these people?" A boy (who the officers didn't know) with white hair and golden eyes stepped into view.
"WHO- oh, never mind," Ed sighed.
"Ed, who is this and how come you didn't explode like you usually do at words like 'pipsqueak'?" Hughes asked.
"STOP CALLIN ME SO SMALL A BLOOD CELL ASKED IF IT COULD GIVE ME A PIGGYBACK TO PRESCHOOL! Oh, and this is InuYasha."
"'InuYasha'? What kind of a name is 'InuYasha'?" Mustang asked. Within seconds, InuYasha was at his neck.
"A name my mother gave me, you ass!" he exclaimed. Mustang was gasping heavily for air.
"Let go of him, InuYasha!" Ed yelled. Hawkeye reached into her coat and put her hand on her gun.
"SIT, boy!" a girl's voice said. InuYasha's eyes widened and he let go of Mustang just before he fell to the ground. "SIT, SIT, SIT!" He went in at least another two feet.
Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Shippo stepped into view. Al appeared next to them in moments.
"Sorry about him. He's a little too impulsive. Say you're sorry, InuYasha," she commanded.
"Nphog, bitegcherg!" InuYasha said through a mouth full of dirt.
"What was that?"
InuYasha lifted his head and spat out most of the dirt. "I said, 'no, bitch'!"
"SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!" InuYasha's head went down swiftly (and heavily) and he sank another three feet into the ground.
"Whoa. Serious girl power." Hawkeye sounded impressed. "Can you teach me how to do that? It would really help keep the guys at Central under control." She glanced at the guys and saw with satisfaction they were paralyzed with fear. Even Mustang, who showed almost no emotion, wore his expression of fear on his sleeve.
Kagome laughed. "Sorry, only mikos can do it."
"Mikos?"
"I guess you could call her a witch," Al said.
Kagome laughed again. "No, Al, I'm not a witch. Just a apprentice priestess."
Mustang finally noticed her miniskirt. He whispered something to Hughes and they both laughed.
InuYasha got up out of his 'little' hole and gave them a glare. "Don't even think about it," he growled.
Mustang and Hughes froze.
"Yeah, I can hear ya. Supersensitive ears." Almost as if to prove his point, InuYasha twitched his dog like ears.
"What? Is he a human chimera or something?" Mustang asked shakily.
"No." Big sigh from military people (except Ed). "Just a half demon."
Hawkeye pulled out her gun and pointed it at InuYasha. "Half demon? There's no such thing as a demon let alone a half demon. What are you? Really?"
"Stand down, Lieutenant Hawkeye." Mustang surprised everyone by putting his hand on her gun and pushing it down.
"B-but Colonel…"
"I said, 'stand down'." Mustang had a fire in his eyes that rivaled the ones he shot out of his gloves via alchemy. Hawkeye looked stunned, but put her gun back into her jacket holster (uneasily).
Then, Kagome heard a scream coming from the village. Again. Along with a Shikon Jewel Shard aura.
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Hawkeye: hey, colonel! why did you not let me shoot that inuyasha guy?
M.K.L.: puts hand over mustang's mouth. you'll find out later.
Mustang: mughl bughjr jfaks kaler.
M.K.L.: takes her hand off his mouth. what was that, mustang?
Mustang: i said, "why not tell her?".
M.K.L.: evil glare time! in booming, evil voice. because i said so!
Mustang: bravely. right. runs to cower in fear behind Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: sighs.
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Chapter 8:
Fighting a Loosing Battle
"Demon!" yelled Miroku.
"And Shikon Shard aura coming from Kaede's village!" Kagome screamed.
"Huh?" asked Mustang, Hughes, and Hawkeye.
"C'mon! Let's go!" yelled Ed. He, Al, and the InuYasha gang ran off. Ed looked over his shoulder. "You guy's coming?"
They looked at each other and shrugged. They ran to catch up.
InuYasha grabbed Kagome and Shippo and put them on his back. He bounded off. Kirara saw that as a challenge and changed into her big fighting form. Mustang, Hughes, and Hawkeye stopped short.
"InuYasha, go back so we can get the others!" Kagome yelled.
"No." InuYasha said simply.
"Do you want me to say the word?"
InuYasha growled. "Fine." He turned around and bounded back.
Meanwhile, Sango, Miroku, and Al got on Kirara. There was only enough room for two more.
"You and Hughes go. I will walk with Ed," Mustang said.
"Are you sure?" Hawkeye asked.
"Yeah."
"I'm not going to bother you with my weight," Hughes said. Mustang and Ed gave him a look. Hughes sighed. "Fine, I'll go."
InuYasha got back. "I'll take Ed," he said without explaining.
"Yea- wait, what?" Ed questioned. InuYasha grabbed him around the waist. They bounded off with Ed yelling, "Put me down, you idiot! I'm not a doll!"
The rest of the Fullmetal group sweat dropped while Sango and Miroku just sighed at the normalness of it all. Again.
Sango gave Kirara a pat and asked, "Hey, Kirara, do you think you could carry one more? You don't have to fly." Kirara meewed.
"Mew, mew meeewww, meew!" Trans.: 'I think, but you owe me one, big time!'
"I guess that means 'Yes, Sango, I'd be happy to carry one more!'." So, Mustang, Hawkeye, and Hughes got on. In case you were wondering, Mustang was behind Hawkeye who was behind Hughes who was behind Miroku who was behind Sango.
To InuYasha!
"PERVERT!" Slap!
"What was that?" Shippo asked.
"What do you think it was?" InuYasha asked irritably.
"Ooooooh."
They reached Kaede's village. Kirara and the rest appeared shortly after, to see Kagome, Shippo, InuYasha, and Ed standing next to each other, wide-eyed.
Al walked up next to Ed. "Hellllloooooooooo?" he asked, waving his hand in front of Ed's face.
Then, the newcomers saw what the first group saw.
"Awww, crap," swore Mustang.
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M.K.L.: sorry bout the short chapter. i had to keep it to nine pages or less, and i was already at nine and a half. hope you liked it!
Ed: hey, m.k.l.? what's with you being late with this chapter?
M.K.L.: blushes. uhhhh, the computer kinda broke cause i typed too much. eheheheh.
InuYasha: idiot.
M.K.L.: blushes harder you're the idiot, inuyasha! kagome, a little help?
Kagome: SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!
InuYasha: blam! owch.
M.K.L.: thanks, kagome.
Kagome: sure, no prob, m.k.l.!
M.K.L.: anyway, see you next time! hits inuyasha as he tries to get up from his fall and knocks him unconscious. oops. eheheheheheh.
Ed: smiles happily. thank you, m.k.l.!
Al: how awful, ed! i know you don't like him, but you still shouldn't lau- ran out of room for writing. M.K.L.: tehehehehehehehe.