Do you ever get that wierd feeling? You know, that feeling when about twelve to four-teen super powerful, super angry deities invade your living space and make every waking moment of your life awkward and dangerous. No? Well that's what poor Timmy felt as the Olympians made themselves at home in Timmy`s house. Zeus and Hera re-arranged the furniture to mimic the throne room as Timmy had to duck his own stuff. Finally the king and queen were done and the Olympians filled out the furniture thrones.

"Well my fellow Olympians, now we get down to business." Zeus said. "Now Hera..."

"Um, what the hell are you guys doing?" Timmy asked.

The Olympians stared at him indignantly.

"We are having a meeting." Athena said, as if it was obvious.

"Well, that's sweet, that's really nice," Timmy said, making a cute face. "But you guys need to do this later because my parents are going to be home any minute now."

"Well good, I`d like to meet them and tell them what a monster their son is." Hera said.

"One: they already know. Two: the olympian gods aren't well-known in my universe, so please hide!" Timmy said.

"You know maybe we should." Apollo said. "We have no idea what his parents are like. We should observe them."

"Okay, all in favor?" Zeus asked.

Everyone but Hera, Ares and Athena raised their hands.

"Majority rules, we hide...when are your parents getting home?" Zeus asked.

"Um...hold on." Timmy said.

Timmy took out a small grey disc and began to push some buttons.

"Okay, according to my parent tracker they should be here in...THIRTY-SECONDS? HIDE, HIDE NOW!"

"Why do you have that?" Zeus asked.

"Just hide!" Timmy said.

Instantly the door busted open and his parents walked in.

"Hello Tommy, we`re back!" His parents yelled.

"I can explain!" Timmy said.

"Explain what?" Mom asked.

Timmy looked around the house. The furniture was back to normal and the Olympians had dematerialized.

"Um...nothing I guess." Timmy said.

"Well our vacation to the Bahamas was really nice." Dad said. "Its just so nice to get away every once in a while."

"Oh the Bahamas eh?" Timmy said, trying to hide his pain. "So, this is like what, the sixth time you`ve been there? You know...I`d like to visit the Bahamas with you."

"Oh Timmy, you remember what we told you." Dad said, patting Timmy`s head. "Mom and I need to get away every now and then, otherwise you send us into homicidal rage."

"Besides, the Bahamas have a Timmy free record, they`d like to keep it that way." Mom said.

His parents laughed then accompanied each other to the kitchen. Timmy shrugged over and his face went into an annoyed scowl.

"Um...child?" Zeus said, putting his hand on Timmy`s shoulder. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I`ll be fine." Timmy said.

"So, does this happen often?" Hermes asked.

"Unfortunately." Timmy responded.

"Want to talk about it?" Apollo said, patting his knees.

"Why do you care?" Timmy said, continuing to slouch.

Apollo looked on in disappointment as Timmy`s face became a mix of sadness and annoyance. Never the less, he re-joined his fellow Olympians as they called another meeting.

"Alright, that was thourghouly annoying." Hera said.

"Agreed, now on to more important matters." Zeus said. "What is next on the agenda?"

"How we shall punish the boy, after our palace is re-built." Athena said.

"I say we break his knees then give him a tape-worm." Ares said.

"I don`t know, you guys are over-reacting a bit." Apollo said. "Besides we know little to nothing about him. And we`re in another universe. I propose we study the boy and examine his society."

"And what could we possibly learn from an effeminate idiot whose own parents don`t like him?" Dionysus asked.

"Well...we could get closer to our own children through him."

The others tugged at their collars and made a few grunting noises. Finally Zeus spoke up, "Son, that sounds ludicrous. However I`m not keen on punishing the boy."

"Are you kidding me?" Hera yelled. "He destroyed our palace! The house we lived in for three thousand years!"

"Then we`ll blow up his house." Zeus said. "Besides we have nothing better to do so...why not just take a vacation."

"I agree!" Apollo said.

"As do I." Hermes said.

"All in favor?"

Poseidon, Ares, Hephaestus, Artemis, Aphrodite, Demeter and Zeus all raised their hands. Hera grumbled and crossed her arms while Athena looked on coldly and Dionysus just twirled a grape-vine.

"Majority rules, now boy take us to our sleeping quarters. Boy? Child?"

Zeus looked behind him to see Timmy gone. Hades was also gone.

"Where the heck did they go?" Zeus demanded.

"Oh wait, now I remember." Hermes said.

Hermes fished a pink sticky note out of his pocket. He handed it to Zeus who read with an annoyed look on his face.

Dear Family

I`ve decided to take the boy

to the restaurant across the street.

The Cake and Bacon it's called.

Be back in an hour.

~Hades

"Damn it, how dare he do this! Why I ought to..."

"Wait one minute!" Dionysus said, snatching the note. "There is a restaurant that has cake AND bacon? Like both together? And it's across the street?"

Zeus nodded, disturbed by his son`s over-enthusiastic about the restaurants concept. Dionysus broke out the door, leaving his silhouette behind.

Meanwhile at the Cake and Bacon. Hades sat with a glum Timmy who hadn`t even touched his food.

"Why are we here again?" Timmy asked.

"Well, this place has both cake and bacon, I can`t pass that up." Hades said. "Besides you seemed a bit down."

"Why should you care? Aren`t you like the anti-social lord of death?"

"Yes but that doesn't mean I can't try to get along with my host. Besides I said we were going to be room-mates, didn`t I?"

"Your not sleeping in my room." Timmy said quickly. "You can believe that."

Hades chuckled a bit as he took a bite out of his devil`s food cake.

"You remind me a lot of Percy." He said.

"Poseidon`s kid?" Timmy asked.

"Yes, his gross stupidity and laziness. You exude it all." Hades said. "Then again you also remind me of my son. Glum, angsty, and always solemn. Not to mention his...more effeminate personality."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"He has a rather embarrassing secret." Hades said, with a twinge of guilt in his voice. "He believes I don`t know it...or maybe he knows that I know, I don`t know. It`s a secret that I wish to keep from the others, and I`m probably an idiot for telling you. But...I just need to talk to someone I guess."

Timmy looked down at his cake, it was a red velvet cake with bacon-bits baked chuckled before taking a bite out of it.

"Alright, but we need to establish some rules." Timmy said.

Hades raised an eye-brow in response.

"First, stay away from my parents. I don`t want them freaking out or doing something stupid. Second don`t go near my school because...well its obvious. And don`t go around using your powers on other people."

"I swear upon the river of Styx, that I will follow those rules." Hades said.

A thunder-clap was heard in the background and Timmy jumped.

"What the heck?"

"That always happens when someone swears on the river." Hades said.

Their conversation was interrupted when Dionysus bolted in and started ordering everything. Hades chuckled and Timmy just shook his head.

"Well it's getting late." Timmy said. "Lets just go home."