As we last left you, Harry, Hermione, Draco, and Ginny were upducted by a big a light shining from the sky.
Just so you know...:
Neville, the ghost, had dissapeared forever after the black hole incident.
Ron, will reutrn in this chapter
Harry's camera was a gift from Uncle Vernon when he was drunk once. He's hid it ever since.
Hermione and Draco kissed... wohoo for me! (I AM a Dr/H shipper)
Guess who The Almighty Dumble is? (lol)
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As they came above the clouds, they came to a dark castle, with lighting and wolves howling and creepy music playing.
"Wow." Ginny said, as they floated closer to the castle. There we dancing penguins runnning about the yard as they landed.
"Why are there penguins running 'round?" Harry asked, staring at the odd creatures. Popcorn was in their arms, and they were eating it while they ran.
"This day is just getting weirder and weirder..." Hermione said as a penguin sat on her head.
"Well, should we go in?" Ginny asked.
"Are you crazy?" Draco said pointing at the castle. "Who'd want to go in there?"
"Your house is nothing different." Harry said. Draco gave him a glare. "Hermione, are you normal again?" Harry said looking at her trying to fight the penguin perched on her head.
"What'd you mean?" Hermione asked. Draco took her hand and she yelled, "Get off of me Malfoy!"
"Ok shes back..." Draco said flipping his hair back. Ginny and Hermione imitated his hair flipping as they walked around the castle. "What the bloody hell is wrong with these penguins?" Suddenly the music came to a halt, the wolves stopping howling, but the lightning kept lightning.
"Look!" Ginny said pointing to the penguins. Their eyes were firey red and they started walking towards the four in a large pack.
"Well I guess we have no choice to go in, do we Malfoy?" Hermione said as Draco stared frightened at them.
"What is wrong with you?" Ginny asked staring at Draco.
"I-I-I... have a bad history with evil peguins." he said.
"Bad history? Evil penguins?" Harry asked. "What kind of world do you live in?"
"Who cares, lets get in the castle." Hermione said running up to the door. She pulled hard on it, and it flew open knocking her back on Harry. "Sorry Harry." She got up and ran in. Just as they all came in she slammed the door in peguins faces.
"That was creepy." Harry said, panting.
"Yeah." Draco said paler than usual. They all turned around, to stand face to face with the ghost of Ron, his head down.
"Ron!" Ginny cried. She wanted to hug him, but she knew he was a ghost, and instead she said, "Ron, where'd you come from. Ron put his head up, and Ginny screamed. He had dark circles under his eyes and looked like the possesed girl from The Exorcist.
"Ron, can you talk?" Hermione asked. He stared at them, and said quietly,
"You killed me. You let me die, and let him live." He slowly turned his head to Draco, and he shrugged.
"Ron, I was under a spell I couldn't help it!" Hermione said, feeling a penguin egg in her hair. She pulled it out, and it hatched into an evil penguin.
"AH!" Draco said clinging to himself. Then they saw a small girl on the large stairs in front of them. She stood at the top, wearing a long dress. She was at least seven or eight by her height and size. She walked to the bottom, her hands behind her back.
"Ron.." she said, giggling, "Time to go."
"Shut, up." he said. The girl gave him an angry face.
"Your friends won't stay that long." she said sweetly, "After they deal with The Almighty Dumble." Soon after, she approached Ginny.
"Hi there." she said preppy like. "What's your name?"
"Ginny..." she said uneasly.
"Ginny, do you like death?" she asked, staring at her.
"Er, well..." Ginny didn't have long to sleep. The girl brought her hands from behind her back and there she held a knife, pulled it back, and plunged it at Ginny's heart.
Right in time, Draco grabbed the little girls waist and pulled the knife away from her. The girl stared at Draco with blank eyes, a deathly stare, and decended into ashes, leaving the knife in Draco's hand. Ginny was crying, and Hermione put a comforting arm around her. Ron started spinning and swirled into a mist of gray and dissapeared.
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"We've been around these few staircases five time already!" Hermione whined. "Why don't we go up one of them this time?"
"That'd be dumb." Harry said. "Who knows what could be up there."
"Something more interesting then down here." Ginny said. As they walked up the staircase they came to a picture. A picture of the girl that had tried to stab Ginny. Draco bent over and read the name and date.
"Emma Welfear." he said. "1761-1768."
"Wow, so how'd she die?" Hermione asked.
"How the bloody hell would I know?" Draco said. But luckily, there was a small note attached to the painted picture. It read,
' Dear Mr. Walbourne,
I am sorry I wasn't able to clean your house today, my husband was sick and I had to take care of him. I am sorry about your daughter, I hope they catch the girl that took her life away. I hope this picture I painted of her makes your house feel more alive with her in it.
With Sympathy,
Mrs. Hess '
"Wow." Ginny said. "So she was killed by a girl, which means she wasn't a woman and not that old."
Suddenly, McGonagall appeared holding a pink wand. "Alright, time for the meet of The Almighty Dumble."
Everyone was picked up by Barbie dolls and carried into a large room with a throne.
"What the heck," Harry said as he was carried by Barbie, "What on earth are these things doing?" They dropped them off and ran as fast as their rubber legs could carry them out of the room. Draco, Ginny, Hermione and Harry were all on the ground, staring at "The Almighty Dumble".
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"Dumbledore?!" They all said in usion. (A/N: What a surprise! lol)
"Yes," Dumbledore said arising from his chair, wearing nothing but a pink frilly skirt. "But refer to me as "The Almighty Dumble"!"
Soon enough, everyone else was in nothing but a pink frilly skirt, including the girls.
"At least I'm out of that speedo..." Draco said. Ginny and Hermione glared at Dumbledore.
"We need shirts!" Ginny whined, and with the snap of his fingers they were wearing frilly sports bras.
Draco and Harry laughed at them, but they laughed back, and they all stopped laughing when they were all shocked by a pink fairy. It had its strawberry blonde hair in a losse bun and floated up to them again, ready to shock.
"NO!" they all shouted. Then they heard something flapping behind them. They looked back and saw the evil baby penguin that had emerged from Hermione bushy hair.
"Papercut." it said. "Papercut."
"What?" Harry asked.
"Papercut." it said walking up to the throne. "Papercut..." and it started jabbering off saying missplaced words.
"Lamp lawnmower yellow cup book TV show m&m gum?" it asked "The Almighty Dumble".
"Underwear paper sticker jukebox nose." he said shooing it off.
"Ok..." Hermione said looking at it as it walked off. "That was the weirdest thing I've seen all day."
"Wait!" Ginny shouted staring up at the throne. She started to climb it, and guards chased her. She made it to the top and went right in Dumbledore's face. "You're not beautiful! You're not "The Almighty Dumble" she said using hand quotes on his name, "You're not gorgeous, you don't like the color pink, you didn't kill all those students, and your wand is nothing but pink fur and a little magic inside of it!"
"How dare you-" but he was cut off, when he the whole place started to swirl. Ginny climbed off the throne, and wobbled over to the three.
"What'd you do?" Hermione asked.
"I'll tell you later..." Ginny said, feeling very tired, everyone else felt the same way. They all fell to their hands and knees, and finally flopped onto the ground.
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Well, this chapter was more scary and serious but it had its funny parts. Seem like its over? Oh no, the fun is just beginning. Any silly suggjustions? If you do, I'd love to hear them! Please review this chapter even though I didn't like it as much as the others!
Just so you know...:
Neville, the ghost, had dissapeared forever after the black hole incident.
Ron, will reutrn in this chapter
Harry's camera was a gift from Uncle Vernon when he was drunk once. He's hid it ever since.
Hermione and Draco kissed... wohoo for me! (I AM a Dr/H shipper)
Guess who The Almighty Dumble is? (lol)
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As they came above the clouds, they came to a dark castle, with lighting and wolves howling and creepy music playing.
"Wow." Ginny said, as they floated closer to the castle. There we dancing penguins runnning about the yard as they landed.
"Why are there penguins running 'round?" Harry asked, staring at the odd creatures. Popcorn was in their arms, and they were eating it while they ran.
"This day is just getting weirder and weirder..." Hermione said as a penguin sat on her head.
"Well, should we go in?" Ginny asked.
"Are you crazy?" Draco said pointing at the castle. "Who'd want to go in there?"
"Your house is nothing different." Harry said. Draco gave him a glare. "Hermione, are you normal again?" Harry said looking at her trying to fight the penguin perched on her head.
"What'd you mean?" Hermione asked. Draco took her hand and she yelled, "Get off of me Malfoy!"
"Ok shes back..." Draco said flipping his hair back. Ginny and Hermione imitated his hair flipping as they walked around the castle. "What the bloody hell is wrong with these penguins?" Suddenly the music came to a halt, the wolves stopping howling, but the lightning kept lightning.
"Look!" Ginny said pointing to the penguins. Their eyes were firey red and they started walking towards the four in a large pack.
"Well I guess we have no choice to go in, do we Malfoy?" Hermione said as Draco stared frightened at them.
"What is wrong with you?" Ginny asked staring at Draco.
"I-I-I... have a bad history with evil peguins." he said.
"Bad history? Evil penguins?" Harry asked. "What kind of world do you live in?"
"Who cares, lets get in the castle." Hermione said running up to the door. She pulled hard on it, and it flew open knocking her back on Harry. "Sorry Harry." She got up and ran in. Just as they all came in she slammed the door in peguins faces.
"That was creepy." Harry said, panting.
"Yeah." Draco said paler than usual. They all turned around, to stand face to face with the ghost of Ron, his head down.
"Ron!" Ginny cried. She wanted to hug him, but she knew he was a ghost, and instead she said, "Ron, where'd you come from. Ron put his head up, and Ginny screamed. He had dark circles under his eyes and looked like the possesed girl from The Exorcist.
"Ron, can you talk?" Hermione asked. He stared at them, and said quietly,
"You killed me. You let me die, and let him live." He slowly turned his head to Draco, and he shrugged.
"Ron, I was under a spell I couldn't help it!" Hermione said, feeling a penguin egg in her hair. She pulled it out, and it hatched into an evil penguin.
"AH!" Draco said clinging to himself. Then they saw a small girl on the large stairs in front of them. She stood at the top, wearing a long dress. She was at least seven or eight by her height and size. She walked to the bottom, her hands behind her back.
"Ron.." she said, giggling, "Time to go."
"Shut, up." he said. The girl gave him an angry face.
"Your friends won't stay that long." she said sweetly, "After they deal with The Almighty Dumble." Soon after, she approached Ginny.
"Hi there." she said preppy like. "What's your name?"
"Ginny..." she said uneasly.
"Ginny, do you like death?" she asked, staring at her.
"Er, well..." Ginny didn't have long to sleep. The girl brought her hands from behind her back and there she held a knife, pulled it back, and plunged it at Ginny's heart.
Right in time, Draco grabbed the little girls waist and pulled the knife away from her. The girl stared at Draco with blank eyes, a deathly stare, and decended into ashes, leaving the knife in Draco's hand. Ginny was crying, and Hermione put a comforting arm around her. Ron started spinning and swirled into a mist of gray and dissapeared.
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"We've been around these few staircases five time already!" Hermione whined. "Why don't we go up one of them this time?"
"That'd be dumb." Harry said. "Who knows what could be up there."
"Something more interesting then down here." Ginny said. As they walked up the staircase they came to a picture. A picture of the girl that had tried to stab Ginny. Draco bent over and read the name and date.
"Emma Welfear." he said. "1761-1768."
"Wow, so how'd she die?" Hermione asked.
"How the bloody hell would I know?" Draco said. But luckily, there was a small note attached to the painted picture. It read,
' Dear Mr. Walbourne,
I am sorry I wasn't able to clean your house today, my husband was sick and I had to take care of him. I am sorry about your daughter, I hope they catch the girl that took her life away. I hope this picture I painted of her makes your house feel more alive with her in it.
With Sympathy,
Mrs. Hess '
"Wow." Ginny said. "So she was killed by a girl, which means she wasn't a woman and not that old."
Suddenly, McGonagall appeared holding a pink wand. "Alright, time for the meet of The Almighty Dumble."
Everyone was picked up by Barbie dolls and carried into a large room with a throne.
"What the heck," Harry said as he was carried by Barbie, "What on earth are these things doing?" They dropped them off and ran as fast as their rubber legs could carry them out of the room. Draco, Ginny, Hermione and Harry were all on the ground, staring at "The Almighty Dumble".
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"Dumbledore?!" They all said in usion. (A/N: What a surprise! lol)
"Yes," Dumbledore said arising from his chair, wearing nothing but a pink frilly skirt. "But refer to me as "The Almighty Dumble"!"
Soon enough, everyone else was in nothing but a pink frilly skirt, including the girls.
"At least I'm out of that speedo..." Draco said. Ginny and Hermione glared at Dumbledore.
"We need shirts!" Ginny whined, and with the snap of his fingers they were wearing frilly sports bras.
Draco and Harry laughed at them, but they laughed back, and they all stopped laughing when they were all shocked by a pink fairy. It had its strawberry blonde hair in a losse bun and floated up to them again, ready to shock.
"NO!" they all shouted. Then they heard something flapping behind them. They looked back and saw the evil baby penguin that had emerged from Hermione bushy hair.
"Papercut." it said. "Papercut."
"What?" Harry asked.
"Papercut." it said walking up to the throne. "Papercut..." and it started jabbering off saying missplaced words.
"Lamp lawnmower yellow cup book TV show m&m gum?" it asked "The Almighty Dumble".
"Underwear paper sticker jukebox nose." he said shooing it off.
"Ok..." Hermione said looking at it as it walked off. "That was the weirdest thing I've seen all day."
"Wait!" Ginny shouted staring up at the throne. She started to climb it, and guards chased her. She made it to the top and went right in Dumbledore's face. "You're not beautiful! You're not "The Almighty Dumble" she said using hand quotes on his name, "You're not gorgeous, you don't like the color pink, you didn't kill all those students, and your wand is nothing but pink fur and a little magic inside of it!"
"How dare you-" but he was cut off, when he the whole place started to swirl. Ginny climbed off the throne, and wobbled over to the three.
"What'd you do?" Hermione asked.
"I'll tell you later..." Ginny said, feeling very tired, everyone else felt the same way. They all fell to their hands and knees, and finally flopped onto the ground.
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Well, this chapter was more scary and serious but it had its funny parts. Seem like its over? Oh no, the fun is just beginning. Any silly suggjustions? If you do, I'd love to hear them! Please review this chapter even though I didn't like it as much as the others!