A Word from Danbamina: HELLO EVERYONE! I am sorry that I removed this chapter to only re-write it and make it better. Purely for selfish reasons and perhaps you will all enjoy this one much better than the last? I've made some adjustments to it! I found that the other chapter simply went too fast for the plot. ENJOY IT!
Klaus says: I want a hug, where's Draco? goes in search of Malfoy I'll be back later.
Chapter 4: Tuesday (version 2.o!)
"God! That Defense lesson yesterday was the most fun I've ever had in that class!" Hermione heard Princeton saying as he walked past her and Lavender on their way to Potions.
"Say, Hermione?" Lavender asked, stopping in her tracks and twirling her hair around her finger as she leaned against the wall, idly.
"We're going to be late…" Hermione tried to keep walking but Lavender remained rooted to the wall, staring at the ceiling and smacking her gum, "WHAT!?" Hermione snapped hoping to get her friend moving, "5 more minutes and then class begins."
"Do you think that Ron will go with me to the Sadie Hawkins Dance?" Lavender looked at Hermione and blew a pink bubble.
"Yeah, sure…let's get going!" Hermione walked over and pushed on lavender's back impatiently, she still didn't budge.
"Are you sure? I mean, he seems kind of disenchanted with me lately…you know?"
"What? HE doesn't snog you constantly anymore? Or is it only every-other time you two come within a 5 foot radius of one another?" Hermione rammed Lavender and scooted the ditzy girl a foot farther along.
"Actually yes. It's getting to be a real problem. I think he doesn't love me anymore." Lavender continued walking, but now she was walking backwards.
"2 minutes…" Hermione forsook her friend and rushed ahead.
"HERMIONE!" Lavender called chasing after her friend, and pushing the hair out of her eyes.
"HURRY!" Hermione called over her shoulder and she rounded the corner and sat on the banister set into the wall next to the steps leading down into the dungeons. She lifted her feet and flew down the slick marble at an alarming rate. A bend in the railing nearly unseated her, but by some odd trick of Fate Brian knocked her elbow slightly and Hermione stayed on. The end was getting closer, "One minute…" Hermione saw the end of the railing, and Ron and Harry standing close to it, "HARRY MOVE!" Hermione shouted when he moved in front of the banister and leaned casually on it, "Don't hit him…don't hit him…" Hermione thought over and over again as Harry's head whipped around and he spotted Hermione hurtling towards him. His green eyes widen in shock as Hermione sailed into his arms and knocked him to the floor.
"Hey Hermione…" Harry's muffled voice, came from somewhere around the vicinity of the top of Hermione's throat.
"Yeah, Harry?" Hermione asked as she felt her face go hot.
"Can you get off of me? You're kind of crushing my lungs…" Harry rasped.
"Oh! Sorry! I didn't realize…I…I…sorry." Hermione said in a rush, getting up and turning around to face the stairs, so Harry wouldn't see her crimson face.
"HERMIONE!" Lavender shouted as she jumped the last three steps and tripped and landed in Rob's arms (A/N I MEANT TO SAY ROB! You have to have read the INTERNET IS FOR PORN chapter, its THAT Rob) Ron laughed as Lavender was dropped by a disgusted Rob.
"Gross…" Rob, said wiping his hands on his robes.
"Ron?" Lavender looked up at her unsympathetic boyfriend, her hair all in her face.
"Sorry Lavender, but that's hilarious!" Ron pointed at where Lavender had landed; a huge puddle of water was on the floor.
"EWWWW!" Lavender raised her hands and shook them off, spraying everyone with icy water.
Everyone was laughing at Lavender now, and Hermione turned around, seeing her friend's plight she went to help her up.
"Aw, Lavender. Come on, let me help you." Hermione offered Lavender her hand.
"Like I want YOUR help!" Lavender stood up and slipped in the puddle, she fell again and splashed Hermione's feet, "Humph!" Lavender got up and sauntered out of the hallway as Snape came down the stairs.
"What's been going on here?" Snape looked down his hooked nose at the assembly of students before him.
"Just some accidents, professor." Harry said quickly, "But they're OK now."
"I see…well get into the room, all of you…NOW!" he opened the door and counted the students as they went in, "Miss Brown is missing, 10 points from Gryffindor, I saw her leaving, so no arguments or it'll be 20 more." Snape eyed Hermione, Ron, and Harry.
Three and half-hours later…
"That was horrible of Snape! Taking 10 points just because Lavender went to go change and gather some of her dignity!" Hermione fumed as she helped herself to some surf and turf.
"I know right?" Klaus got up from his seat next to Harry and moved over to Hermione's left, he whispered in her ear, "Harry just told me all about your little accident in the dungeons. Said it was wonderful!"
"Really? Wow…" Hermione blushed fiercely as she remembered those glorious few seconds where she was so close to him, if only he would've stayed upright and caught her properly.
"Yeah, up until the part where he couldn't breathe anymore!" Klaus laughed as Hermione ducked her head, slightly abashed, "But for real, he was so totally thinking 'Untz! Untz!' Five sickles says so." Klaus winked and turned to Ron, who was wolfing down his third helping of mashed potatoes and beef tips smothered in gravy, "You know that always makes me think about dog food?" Klaus motioned towards Ron's gravy covered plate.
"Wha?" Ron stared at his plate, his mouth slightly open he set his fork down and swallowed the rest of his mouthful of food and looked at Klaus stupidly.
"Yeah, just think about it."
Ron thought for a second, shrugged and picked up his fork again, and began to eat with renewed gusto.
"Worth a shot." Klaus shrugged and put some salad on his plate, "No one's started singing yet…that's a good sign." He stated conversationally.
"Yeah, but it's gotta be coming soon." Harry commented, taking a sip of pumpkin juice.
All of a sudden music started playing again.
"Oh no…" Hermione moaned her head in her hand.
"Frick! I gotta get outta here!" Ron yelled, leaping from his seat and running out of the Great Hall. Everyone was looking around eagerly to see who was going to start dancing and singing. Lavender and Dean were standing stock still, looking at each other. People started to stare. Dean and Lavender were growing paler and paler, the tune to Barbie Girl was starting up.
Note Bold is Dean Italics is Lavender and bold italics is Dean singing
Hi Barbie! Dean suddenly said calling Lavender 'Barbie' for some odd reason he couldn't figure out.-
Hi Ken! Lavender found herself suddenly calling Dean 'Ken'
You wanna go for a ride?
Sure, Ken!
Jump in!
Ha hahaha
Lavender sang in an annoyingly high-pitched voice.
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Dean came in with a very deep voice.
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
All the girls and boys got on the tables and started to do a highly choreographed dance. I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Lavender and Dean stood on the staff table and headed the whole thing off, everyone, even teachers, was dancing.
I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky
You can touch, you can play
If you say I'm always yours, ooowhoo
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha h aha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party oooh oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha haha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go par y oooh oooh
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play
If you say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
If you say I'm always yours
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha haha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha haha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party ooohoooh
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha haha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party,ooohoooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha haha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party,ooohoooh-
Oh, I'm having so much fun! –
Well, Barbie, we're just getting started! –
Oh, I love you Ken!
Lavender and Dean finished singing. Lavender blushed so badly she looked like she had a radish on top of her head and Dean simply stared at her, mouth open in awe.
"That never happened." Lavender informed Dean. Dean nodded and closed his mouth.
"Right." He said, then stalked out of the Great Hall. Lavender looked around at the staring students and staff.
"What're you all looking at! It's not like this is the first time this has happened!" Lavender shouted and stormed from the room in an angry huff.
"Awwwwwwkwaaard…" someone said from somewhere near the Hufflepuffs.
A Word from Danbamina: Well, it seems that this one was much better than the last. I seem to have hit upon all the old songs, I think next chapter someone's gonna sing Spice Girls! Just imagine Hermione singing that to Harry! OH! BRAIN WAVE! Must talk to HMB! See you all next update! PLEASE REVIEW! And as always NO FLAMES!
Klaus says: I need a hug…Malfoy walks by, Klaus spots him. OH! DRACO! COME GIVE ME A BIG HUG! Malfoy, looks around, spots Klaus, bolts out of open door. NO! COME BACK! DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE!? runs after Malfoy's retreating back
Danbamina: Klaus, you are such a freak. massages forehead
Klaus:from in the distance UNTZ! UNTZ! DRACO! UNTZ! UNTZ!