A/N: Okay, sorry. This was a mini-chapter. Only 4 pages long, but it's more transition than anything. Next chapter will be longer, I promise.

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Mini Chapter: Flipswitch

Ugh, it's too early in the morning to be waking up. I wish the sun would just go away and give me a few more hours. I pull the blanket over my head and roll back over.

Huh?

"Shamisen, get out of the bed," I grumble to the cat, who I seem to have rolled into.

I feel a… hand touch my cheek. It's soft.

"Go away Imouto-san…" I grumble to my little sister. It's too early for this.

It doesn't move from my face. That's it, I told her to leave once. I open my eyes, ready to yell when…

I see hazel/brown eyes staring back at me. I hear a shriek that could deafen anyone in a five-mile radius as I reach up to cover my ears. "Be quiet!"

I manage to roll myself out of the bed, gah!

"W-what are you doing in my room?" The girl begins to yell, covering herself up with the blanket.

"Your room? This is m—" I stop mid-sentence and look around. Like hell this is my room. What the hell happened?

The walls and the dresser are painted a bright blue color, and that is definitely not my bed.

"Who are you?" She yells at me again, pointing. "You pervert!"

I state my name, "But my friends call me Kyon."

She stares at me in disbelief. She hesitantly gives me her name, which sounds remarkably similar to mine. "My friends call me Kyonko."

I look up at her, and, now that I think about it, she does look very familiar. She's staring at me with the same look I'm giving her.

"Do you know a… Suzumiya Haru—" She starts.

"Haruhi?" I respond almost immediately.

"Haruki, actually. Though I guess I'm not surprised that it's Haruhi from where you're from, Kyon."

"Haruki? Wait, so you know where I'm from?"

"Many alternate realities exist. I'm not surprised that there's one that I'm a guy in."

She doesn't seem surprised at all. What's going on? Is she really… me?

"I'll guess that you met someone named Fujiwara then recently? A 'slider' as he calls himself?"

Wait…. So this is a different reality altogether? I'm going to punch that Kato when I get a hold of him…

"He's the one that caused all of this. He's why I'm… here."

She looks like she's thinking on this. How am I supposed to get back now? I'm betting Nagato didn't expect me to phase into a whole other reality completely. Wait…

"Do you know a Nagato Yuki?"

….

No response.

"Kyon…ko?"

"Oh… sorry. I'm sure if we talk to Fujiwara, we can get you back to your own dimension in no time." She gave a weak smile.

I try to give her a smile back.

"So can you umm… look away? I'm going to change clothes."

Okay, so… wait. What? Oh. I stand up and look in the other direction. I hear some shuffling behind me.

If Kato sent me here, then I'll bet the Kato from this reality isn't going to want to send me back that easily. He had to have a reason.

"Alright, I'm done."

I turn around to see the girl I saw before, only now in a casual skirt, and her hair tied up in a ponytail.

"Should we get to finding Fujiwara then?"

"Right… wait. You need to get out of here without being noticed."

She plops down onto the bed and looks like she's deep in thought. A few seconds pass and she literally face-palms. "The window."

"Of course." I glance over at the window and notice that, unlike in my room, we are not one story up, but on the first floor. Now that that's finished...

I sigh. So the entire process from start to finish was that I would phase out of the dimension I came from and into this dimension? Did he want me out the way while he did something to Haruhi or Asahina-san in my dimension? I'm going to get him back when I get there. Wait.

"Kyonko, if this dimension is parallel to mine, then wouldn't your Fujiwara have done the same thing to you, and you would be in my world?"

"…"

"I'm not sure. I guess if it was really parallel, then I should be in your world, but maybe it's different in ways other than… our genders."

My cell phone's ring tone sounded from my pocket, catching me a bit off guard. Kyonko moved across the room to a table and picked up her own cell phone. I reach into my pocket and pull out mine.

"Haruhi?"

"Haruki…"

We spoke at the same time, and looked at one another.

"I'll answer mine, hold on a sec."

She flips open her phone. "Hello?"

She pulls the phone away from her ear immediately and I can hear a loud, male voice from the other side.

"Ack! Could you be any louder, Haruki?" Kyonko asked sarcastically.

I hear some voice on the other line again as Kyonko put the phone up to her ear, hesitantly. She nods.

"Uhuh… uhuh… WHAT?" She yells into the phone. What's going on?

She hangs up the phone and looks at me seriously. "I have to go… we can sort your problem out later."

"Um.."

"You'll have to stay here for now… just keep the door locked and stay quiet. There shouldn't be any problem."

I wonder what the problem is?

She handed me a key. "I'll be back later tonight, we can talk more then."

She left and closed the door behind her, obviously in a hurry. I walked over, inserted the key and locked the door.

I sigh, collapsing unto the familiar, yet unfamiliar bed. What the hell have I gotten myself into now?

So I've stumbled into a universe where the entire S.O.S. brigade is reversed in gender, and I'm 'Kyonko?'

So now I have to wait here… wait, am I really this girly in this dimension? I finally take a look around the room, and realize that I am.

All around the room is a single matching color: sky blue. I guess it could be worse. If it was hot pink, I think I'd just commit suicide for knowing that an alternate version of myself had a hot pink room.

Creepy.

I close my eyes and try to rest. Who knows, maybe I'll actually fall asleep and wake up back in my own world.