DISCLAIMER:

DISCLAIMER:

ANGELSMILES: Okay, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke where is Kakashi. I have waited for him all day to do this disclaimer.

NARUTO: Don't know probably off reading his book or something Believe it!!

SAKURA: Naruto, don't yell I have a major headache from that pervy monk.

SASUKE: Hn, the baka doesn't the meaning of the word quiet.

NARUTO: You be quiet Teme!!

SAKURA & SUZIE: What did you call Sasuke kun!!

Sakura & Suzie both punch Naruto on the head.

DOMINIQUE: Are you okay Naruto kun? (Rushes over to take care of him

SUZIE: OMG Sasuke kun you are soo hot!! (Suzie faints)

ANGELSMILES: I am giving Kakashi 3 more seconds to get here. 1,2,3 (and then a proof was heard)

KAKASHI: Yo!

ANGELSMILES, SAKURA, & NARUTO: YOU'RE LATE!!

SASUKE: Hn, you expected him to be early.

ANGELSMILES: Be quiet Sasuke or all will not go well for you when it is your turn to do a competition.

KAKASHI: I am sorry, but there was monk on the side of the road that was selling magazines for a good cause and I offered to help. (This will have meaning later unless you have already figured out who he meant).

ANGELSMILES: It is hard to mad at you when you are one of my top two favorite anime characters and as I just lost one computer for this chapter. I will keep myself together and not kill you at least not right now. It is time to do the disclaimer go for it.

KAKASHI: Okay, team 7 let's do this. It is time to show off our teamwork.

NARUTO, SAKURA, AND SASUKE: Angelsmiles doesn't own any of the animes or the characters she is using.

KAKASHI: If she did she would have written herself in the anime and had a harem of Iruka, Genma, Raido, and me.

ANGELSMILES: You haven't spoken truer words Kakashi. (As she skips off stage)

CHAPTER 4: SWIMMING IN DANGEROUS WATERS

"Welcome back everyone, it is time to begin the third competition. Before we begin let's check in with Shippo and see how the contestants from the last competition are doing," said Al looking towards the little fox demon.

"Well, everyone except for Miroku and that Dark guy are doing fine. Another fight between Neji and Dark happen when Dark attempted to kiss Hinata again, but he has sense change back into Daisuke and is apologizing profusely to Hinata for what Dark did. Even through I have a feeling that Dark isn't sorry at all. Neji is not in great shape as Dark give as good as he got.. Miroku is still knocked out by that Sakura girl. Man does she remind me of Sango and Kagome when they are mad. Maes Hughes is doing fine as well. He is right now showing off pictures of his little girl to everyone. Is he always like that?" asked Shippo.

"You don't know the half of it," responded Al

"Okay, well to finish off my report Rock Lee, Might Guy, and that Armstrong guy couldn't wait to do those laps around Lee's and Guy's village and are doing them around this building. I think everyone is betting on whether they will make it or not. That is it for now. I am going to hide from that Hughes guy," said Shippo as he ran backstage.

"Good luck with that. Okay let's get the show going and let's turn this over to Towa and see who the contestants are going to be," said Al looking over towards Towa

"Sure thing Al, I just need to see who DOMINIQUE wants to be in this competition," said Towa as she typed something on the computer and waited until the list appeared and handed to Al.

"Okay, our contestants are the following Rukia Kuchiki, Satoshi Hiwatari, Sango, Kakashi Hatake, and…Oh no please I begging it can't be," said Al as he cleared his throat and took a deep breath "Okay I am good now. The last contestant is Izumi Curtis

Al looked around nervously and then laughed at himself "Okay now if our contestants will come out," said Al "first is Rukia Kuchiki."

A girl with black shoulder length hair came on stage. She was wearing a gray school uniform. "Hello Alphonse" she said quietly as she went to stand beside him.

"Will Satoshi Hiwatari come out please," said Al while watching a boy with pale blue hair comes on stage looking rather bored.

"Hello Alphonse, I heard that Daisuke and Dark didn't do so well. I have decided I will win this competition no matter what," Satoshi said confidently as he took his place beside Rukia.

"Next up is Sango will you please come out," said Al watching a girl with long black hair pulled up into a ponytail come out on stage she was wearing a tight black and pink outfit (it looks a lot better then Lee's and Guy's green spandex).

"Hello Al, I am ready for some action," Sango said going to stand beside her rivals and sizing them up.

"Okay then, next up is Kakashi Hatake. I have a note here saying to expect him to be late and stall for some time. What do you want do Ms. Director?" asked Al

"Hold on just a minute I am taking care of getting him here," said Ms. Director/producer and went back to talking on the phone.

"Okay, I guess we can introduce the last contestant (gulps) will Izumi Curtis come out please," said Al as polite as he could. He really wished the ground would swallow him whole..

A very scary looking woman that had dreadlocks in her black hair which she pulled back into a ponytail came storming on stage looking ready to do some damage. "Alphonse Elric!! I told you to write me at least once a month and what do I get but one lousy postcard," she said this as the same time as she punch him with so much force that his helmet came off his shoulders.

"I am really sorry teacher, but Edward wouldn't let me write to anyone," sputtered Al as he tried to find his head. Everyone was shocked to hear a voice come out of the suit of armor that was apparently empty.

"You will hear more about this later Alphonse," said a still very angry Izumi as she watched Rukia help Al put his "head" back on.

"Okay, now Ms. Director/Producer is Kakashi here yet," asked Al who was hoping to get this done as soon as possible so he could hide.

"Ah yes, he should be here in 1,2, 3," said Ms. Director/Producer and with a poof appeared a man with messy silver hair wearing an headband with a silver plate on it's front covering his left eye and holding an orange book in his hand.

"Yo, so I am late I got lost on the road of life," said Kakashi with smile.

"Kakashi, behave or I keep your gift and give it o someone else I know that will enjoy it," said Ms. Director/Producer.

Kakashi sighed, "Okay Okay."

Al looking relieved to get show started said "Okay now lets see what SUZIE has in store for us shall we Kisuke."

"Well Al, I would but it seems that SUZIE is not working right now," said Kisuke looking at Al sadly.

Al just wanted to scream in frustration, "What do you want to do Ms. Director/Producer," asked Al.

"Okay, just in case of an emergency we had SUZIE come up with one or two scenarios. Here's the first one," she said as she handed the paper to Koga who ran onstage to give it to Al.\

"This competition will consist of the follow, a large pool that will be filled with piranhas and water snakes. You need to swim from one end of the pool to the other. The first person to reach the other side wins, and also you may not use any special abilities or weapons to win," said Al looking relieved.

A curtain pulled up towards the back of the stage to show a pool with a glass side so that everyone could see inside the pool. "Okay if everyone would take their positions so we can begin," said Al

All the contestants got into position on the side of the pool. "Okay on my mark, ready, set, and go," said Al

They jump into the pool. Kakashi, Izumi, and Sango were in the lead. Rukia unfortunately seemed to be having some issues swimming. "Darn it, I can't swim with in this gigai," said Rukia who struggled and was unsuccessful and ended up going down. Koga jumped in to save her and took her backstage followed by Kisuke who could help the water logged gigai.

Also having some trouble, but managing to keep up with others was Satoshi who seemed to be having some inner struggles. "Come on let me come out so I can find Dark and end this once and for all," said Krad inside Satoshi head.

"No, I need to win this competition on my own and then we will find Dark later," said Satoshi to Krad.

"I need to go find Dark now," said Krad. Satoshi stopped swimming and starting to scream in pain as white wings started to sprout out of his back and he started to transformed into a tall long blonde hair man wearing white clothes. His wings on his back started flapping and unbeknownst to him his wing hit Sango on the head. Krad flew off and went to in search of Dark.

Poor Sango started to go drown when Miroku who had been watching went in to save her. He manages just barely to avoid the piranhas and snakes and got her out and started to give her mouth to mouth.

Kakashi and Izumi were going neck and neck when all of the sudden Izumi started coughing and when it started to look like the piranhas where going to attack Riza Hawkeye shot them out of the way and saved Izumi from pool and Hinata came out to give her some medical attention. Kakashi at this point was almost to the end and avoiding the piranhas and snakes with ease. Kakashi made it to the end. After he pulled himself out, he said "Now that I did that can I get my treat that you promised."

Ms. Director/Producer handed Neji a package and said, "Ok, a promise is a promise, but you can't leave because you just won." Neji went to give the package to Kakashi. Kakashi started to open the package when Al started speaking.

"Yes, folks the winner is Kakashi Hatake. If you would have yourself check over by the medical team," said Al when all of the sudden there was a slap heard all around the theater.

"You asked someone else to bear you children!" yelled Sango to Miroku who was sporting a red hand print on the side of his face.

"I couldn't help myself Sango it just came out. You know how I am," said Miroku looking between Sango and Sakura who had come out to help Sango backstage.

"You mean he does this all the time?" inquired Sakura. "You perv" and she then hit him on the head and then proceeded to help Sango backstage.

"Okay, I think I will wait and find out how Sango is doing. Those two are scary. I think this is the point where we will take a break and then when we come back we will find out how everyone is doing. Before we leave through I want to find out Ms. Director/Producer what did you give to Kakashi to get him sooner," asked Al

"The special treat was an autographed copy of Icha Icha Paradise book," she said "What can I say I know people." She muttered under her breath "a pervy sage, and a monk or two."

"Okay than it is time to take an intermission and as we take care of this mess. We will find out how everyone is doing when we come back,' said Al heading off stage to hide from his teacher when she wakes up.

A/N: I hope it isn't too OOC. I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. There are 3 more chapters to go after this one. Thanks for reading and I want to say as special thanks to Flaming-ryuu-katana-kunoich… (I hope I spelt that right) for your comments and hope you find this chapter just as funny. Please read and review.