I stood there with a blank and barren look on my face seeing as how after the trophy smashed I still remained here, surrounded in darkness with the pail glimmer of light to which was Zelda sitting there in her crystalline state and now was freed, thanks to my utter destruction of Gannondorf. Oh how I loathed not having the piece of the Triforce that was so rightfully mine… I decided Zelda is my next target, I figure if she's got the last piece I can still manage two and still have more than enough power, what I didn't see coming was the bitch that she really was to not only fight, but even say 3 f****** words too…
She descended from the ceiling very slowly and somehow made this very dramatic and then walked up to me and what I thought was going to be most certainly a thank you, maybe with a little payment of some what I would like to call excitement and fun turned into the worlds craziest bitch rant between an overhormonial teenage princess, and a psychotic rage a holic. "Thank You for saving me, I really do appreciate it" said Zelda in a soft voice until it turned into one of pure anger "However, next time; if there is one, please let my hero and future husband Link do his job okay thanks", right there I just let all hell break loose on this bitch because I really wasn't going to take that from some crazy hoe "Okay bitch listen here!" I shouted "I saved your ass from Gannondorf, I figured id get something nice in return, rupees, a piece of land, sex!, or even a tiny kiss, but no all I get is a bitch rant from some overhormonial teenager. So what you're trying to tell me is I get absolutely nothing at all, not even 5 minutes of pleasure or a kiss". "No" she said sternly. This really pissed me off because of obvious reasons and then I just figured might as well tell the bitch because she's dead next "Okay bitch look at this!" I raised my hand and showed her the Triforce symbol "See this… IT'S LINKS! I killed the f****** elf while I was playing Gannondorf for a sap, however oddly enough I didn't get Gannondorf's Triforce piece so yours is next!"
Zelda dropped her jaw and had a look of sadness on her face accompanied with rage and disgust and she just twirled around and turned into Sheik and before I could blink threw me into the wall and started to beat me senselessly. I looked up and she had me by the throat staring at me in the face with three needles in her hand with an insatiable and devastatingly poisonous toxin. "Any last words you murdering bastard" she muttered while getting ready to stab me; "Yeah I got a few" I said while accumulating some strength "Bitch, get out the way!" and I went to push her in the stomach to get her out of my way so I could instantly use Link's Smash attack, Sheik literally launched at mach 5 from one end of the castle where we were at to the other end and being smashed 4 feet into the 5 foot thick wall. I looked down at my hand and about shit my pants, Gannondorf's Triforce oddly was placed into my right hand alone instead of being paired up with Links Triforce, I didn't care however because I knew right there this was going to end my way. I threw my hands into the wall and used the Triforce's power to rocket launch myself to Sheik at mach 5 as well, to which the power of 2 Triforce's blew a huge hole in the wall; not big enough to destroy the structure, but enough to put a lot of rebuilding back into it, I stopped just in front of Sheik and I grabbed her by the neck with the Gannondorf Hand, and I summoned the dark power in it to what I thought would just crush her… instead it creates a chain with Sheik's Triforce and instantaneously blew up Sheiks body. When the dust cleared there was no trophy instead oddly enough it was Zelda, the Triforce somehow spit itself into two halves to protect both of them; however it mattered not be because Zelda had no strength and I was just really pissed off at that point and I pulled her up and threw her into the wall and it was about a foot and a half, and I used Link's Smash to hold the bitch upright and used Gannondorf's Smash in conjunction to just end this whole thing once and for all, I transformed in to the beast form and I rammed Zelda with everything I had and not only did it destroy Zelda, the whole castle instantly blew up.
I remained there floating somehow and I watched as Zelda and Sheik's trophies fell from the sky and the both disintegrated at the same time and the last piece of the Triforce was formed on my chest and just then something unexplainable happened… My body glowed a unfathomable black and I felt an inexplicable pain my eyes turned a deep red with my retina's staying the blue they are, but the white changed to red, my muscles grew three times their normal size and I went from a mere 5'9 to a staggering 6'5 in nearly a fraction of a millisecond. This was the power of the Triforce when all three was in one's possession… It was phenomenal, I literally was most certainly unstoppable, but as I looked off into the distance something disgusted me… it was that of happiness something I have yearned for so many years. I looked on as I saw a huge mountain with a lone couple on it and the Heavens from above that mountain… those Heavens to which made me disgust because I was now one of them, I felt that I should rule them, not some worthless little angels and their pitiful democracy. So from there I set off for the mountain to take care of the little pests who seem to be actually guarding the gate to the Heavens… wherever it was hidden…