A/N: Yo, folks…I'm back with a double update, yeah, today you'll see the ending of my sub-chapter…Mini-Series. Enjoy.

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Sub-Chapter 2: Sugary, Shadowy, Taste

Suddenly, Yellow and Black came busting in the room; Yellow was holding a huge bag of candy. Ya see, they had went to the store to go candy shopping for Yellow. "We're back, dudes?" Yellow chuckled, skipping in the room like a little girl.

"Yeah, I got Yellow some damn candy, from dat damn store around dat damn first and third." Black gruffed, as he sat down between Red and Yellow. "That of bitch clerk tried giving us a hard bargain, but I show that bitch."

"Dude, nobody cares about you and Yellow's gay little Dora the Explorer escapades." Red grumbled. "And seriously, is it really necessary for you to say damn in every little word you say?"

Red then grabbed Green's controller and then preceded to throw it at the back of Black's head. "DAAMMMMNNN!" Black screeched, as the controller collided with his noggin.

"And here's another thing, dude! Brush your damn teeth next time you try talking to me." Red gasped, grabbing his nose. "You're mouth's a cesspool, dude. It smells like you ate a hold tub of garlic and then drunk a whole pipe of vinegar behind it, while jamming a skunk's ass repeatedly in your mouth!"

Green watched as his controller bounced off Black's head and then went ricocheting off the wall, until he went crashing through the TV. "DAMMIT! I haven't finished paying that off yet." Green irked, flailing his arms, while looking at the big hole inside the TV. He then turned toward Red, scowling. "And what did I just tell you about the controllers, Red?"

"Eh…Dude, by now, I thought you woulda figured that you know I can't be held accountable for my actions." Red then shrugged, as he turned from Green smirking. "I'm spontaneously impulsive."

"You've been using my literature books again…have you, Red?" Green sighed, as he started annoyingly at Red. "You do realized that you said the same thing twice, right?"

"Yep…And no…I don't care!" Red said, nonchalantly. "Speaking of your book, I sold every last copy of'em on Ebay to make a quick buck." he then sighed. "I'm pretty sure you can guess that they didn't sell well…I mean, who reads ANYWAYS!"

"Red, you put the 'D' in douche…You know that?" Green huffed.

"But, dudes, it was awesome with the capital A!" Yellow chimed in. Red and Green then turned toward him. "You shoulda seen what Black did." he giggled. "He was a regular cool customer. Pun intended, dudes!"

"Aw…snap…Dude!" Red chortled, getting both Koopa's attention. "Pull out your recliner, I smell a flashback." he then toward the reader, as the flashback started slowly came into visualization.

The Flashback started with Yellow and Black walking outta the grocery store: Shroom Centre. They had a bag full of candy…and nothing else and were heading home. Actually, it was Yellow's candy, Black was acting as the parental advisor…Weird, huh?

"Dude, I can't believe how much candy we have here." Yellow giggled, while skipping as he held onto his candy. "I-I don't I'll be able to eat all of it, well, not without having a heart attack first."

"HEART ATTACK!" Black yelped. "No damn candy gonna give you a heart attack, Yellow! Not when I'm around." Black then pulled out a small pocket knife from his shell. "I kill dat damn candy scum first, before it does its wrongdoing!"

Yellow watched in horror as Black slashed his bag and then proceeded to stomped and punched his sweet, sweet, candy. "Stop it, Black!" he gasped, covering his mouth. "It was only a figure of speech!"

However, Black didn't listen, instead he jumped up high, withdrew inside his shell, and slammed repeatedly into the candy, until it was reduced to nothing but candy dust.

"NOOOOOOO! My candy!" Yellow bellowed, as he ran around the circles crying.

Black just stood there, sweating, while breathing heavily. In layman's term, he looked like a complete and utter retard. "…The deed is done…" he then looked up in the sky and murmured. "…In due time, Shadow Peach…In due time…"

"Black, how could you do that?" Yellow whined, hitting Black on his shell. "That was my candy, you didn't have to go and destroy it like that."

Black had this stern…retarded…look on his face. "…No, Yellow…The candy was evil…It had been corrupted by…Shadow Peach: The Shadow Queen." Black said, in a deep voice. "…It had to be expunged from this world…"

Yellow just stood there with a confused look on his face. "The what now, who then?" Yellow said, in his babyish voice.

"We'll get more candy, Yellow." Black muttered. Yellow just squealed. "Yes, this time it'll be purified candy, untouched from the Shadow Queen."

"Wait a second here!" Green yelped, interrupting Black and Yellow's flashback. "W-Who's the Shadow Queen?" he then crossed his arms, as he stared annoyingly at Black. "And how do you know she's Princess Peach?"

"…I just do, Green…" Black said, staring out in space. "…I just do…" Green just turned toward Yellow and Red; they just shrugged their shoulders.

The flashback started back with Yellow standing in front of Black with a forlorn expression on his face.

"…But wait, dude…" Yellow said, as something suddenly occurred to him. "Didn't we spent all the money Green gave us? We don't have anymore money to give the cashier."

"Not to worry, Yellow." Black said, digging in his shell. "As you can plainly see, I planned beforehand." Black pulled out a green wallet. "As I put into myself to grab Green's wallet before departing from our lair."

"Our lair?" Yellow asked.

"Wait…You took…MY WALLET?" Green yelled, interrupting the flashback...AGAIN!

"Yes, and if you interupt Yellow's flashback again...I'm gonna shove this inkpen down your throat." Black growled, picking up a pen that was lying on next to him.

"Okay, okay...Sheez..." Green sighed.

The flashback continued. "Well, whadda we're waitin' for, Black?" Yellow squeaked. "Let's go and get me some more CANDY!" he then grabbed Black's hand and ran inside.

Black and Yellow quickly made it back to the cashier where they purchase Yellow's candy from the first time.

The lady at the register was still ringing up grocery, when she noticed Black standing behind her. "Huh, can I help you, sir?" the young woman asked.

"Yeah, you can help me." Black then grabbed the candy from Yellow and tossed on the conveyor belt thingy. "I would like to turn in this evil candy for some purified candy."

"…Well…Uhh…Okay, sir…D-Did you make sure to bring your receipt?" the woman said, as she looked inside the bag Black tossed on the belt.

"Nah, receipts are malevolence instruments sought out by the evil overlord Shadow Queen." Black said, in a deep, stern voice.

"W-What? You don't have a receipt?" the clerk said. "I doubt it matter if you had it with you anyways." Black just looked at her. "This candy have obviously been tampered with and is no condition to trade back for a refund."

Black had this really insane look in his face. "…Wha…What? A-Are you saying? That you aren't gonna trade Yellow's candy in for more?"

"Sir, let's be realistic here." the clerk said, handing Black back his bag. "Look at that candy inside. Its all crumbled up and crushed…Most of it isn't even candy anymore." she then sighed, as she placed her hands on her hips. "What were you expecting me to say?"

"That you'll give me my DAMN candy without a fuss, WOMAN!" Black griped, slamming his fist to the counter.

"Well, you're wrong then, sir!" the lady said, with a hint of anger in her voice. "Now, please, step away from the counter, before I call security on you."

Yellow's face fell down, as he wiped a tear from his face. "…C'mon, Black, let's just go home. We'll just get candy some other time."

But instead of listening, Black's face got all distorted and twisted. "Bitch, you call this customer satisfaction?" Black then grabbed the cashier by her head and placed her in a headlock; which looked weird on the account the cashier was an actually human and Koopa Troopa are short. "Bitch, either you give Yellow his candy, or I swear to OL'MIGHTY GOD that this will be the last breath you ever TAKE!"

"Oh, my god!" the clerk shrieked. "Let me go, you maniac! (Seriously, that's an understatement) Somebody, help MEEEE!"

"Shut up, bitch!" Black retorted, as he applied pressure to the clerk's head. "Nobody gonna save you! You shouldn't had turned from the light…and swore your loyalty to the Shadow Queen."

The clerk's face started turning red, as she gasped desperately for air. "…P-Please…I-I don't know what you're t-talking about…L-Let…Go of me…"

You could see the other customer run away from the isle. Well, everybody, except for one little Toad. "Black…Listen…It's me…Your next door neighbor…Ethan…Toad Ethan." the brave little Toad said as he closed in between Black and the seemingly lifeless clerk.

In case anybody was wondering, Toad Ethan is a police officer who lives next to the Koopa Bros. with his Mexican wife Maria (She's still a Toad) and his 5 month old baby boy, Steven (Also a Toad)

Black and turned toward the Toad police. "Stay outta this professor!" he scowled. "This shit doesn't have anything to do with yer ass."

"But yes, Black, it does now." Toad Ethan said, trying to claim Black down. Toad Ethan then looked at the young clerk; she looked like she was barely hanging on. "Black, please…Let the cashier go. She's innocent…"

"She ain't damn innocent…" Black countered, vigorously. "Her dirty ass's working for the Shadow Queen." Black had this crazy look in his eyes as he stared at Toad Ethan. "She was sent here to assassinate me.

"Black, she wasn't sent by anyone to do anything to you." Toad Ethan said. "Listen, now why don't you tell me what's really ailing you?" he then started giving Black a reassuring smile. "…I'm sure we can work this out."

Black looked at the young clerk and then at Toad Ethan, he then turned toward Yellow; he had this worried look on his face. "…Well…I guess."

"Good. Now, if you please? Talk to me." Toad Ethan said.

A/N: Now, please…Proceed to Sub-Chapter 3.