Chapter 3 - She-man
So hey guys, I currently just sat in my kitchen eating my lunch. Just your average morning… if it wasn't for the 10 S–ranked fiction criminals that were joining me.
Why do these things always happen to me, I thought while sipping at my coffee. When I prayed to meet a bunch of fictional characters I didn't know I'd actually end up with 10 of them. Guess its one of those things you really have to commit to huh?
"Miss"
I was pulled from my thoughts by one of the criminals currently occupying my kitchen.
"Hmm?"I replied, looking up to connect eyes with a certain Uchiha.
"There is someone approaching your house"
"Really? Who would be around here at this ti- Oh. OH! SHIT. OH MY JASHIN, BRADS HERE!" I scream to no one in particular.
"Hey Bitch, stop saying that!" Shouted Hidan with his head stuck in the fridge.
"What's the problem?" Pein questions as I pace around the kitchen, "I thought you said he was no threat".
"He isn't but still, telling him some of his favorite manga characters are in my house is going to be a bit much for him" I reply, "I mean just think if that happened to you guys, okay well I guess you guys don't read manga. You don't do you?"
"Of course no-" Deidara was cut off by a certain masked man who popped up from behind him.
"TOBI DOES! Tobi reads all the manga about the girls with the big pretty sparkly eyes and the handsome boys" He tells me.
Well that was totally disturbing. I wonder if he knows, I know who he is… wow that was a tongue twister.
Before I could think it over any more thought the door bell rang. And Sasori went to answer it. Shit.
Before I could move to stop him, the door was already open and Brad was standing there, staring.
As fast as I could I ran to the door, ran out and closed the door after me.
"Dude.."
"Yes?"
"Did Sasori just answer your door"
"…"
"…"
"Maybe, for now you know too much"
With that I grabbed Brad and pulled into the house.
Of course the person walking past the door at that exact moment is Kisame, probably one of the scariest looking Akatsuki members.
"Holy shit.."
Brad just stared.
"Errm, you friend is staring" Kisame said looking at me.
"Don't worry it's a normal reaction" I reply
"Better than fainting like you," laughed Deidara.
"Shut it she-man" I hiss back.
"Hahaha! You just got told by that bitch!" laughed Hidan, coming out from the kitchen.
Cue brawl between Hidan and Deidara in 3….2….1...
"Holy shit, ergh Tab… Is the whole Akatsuki in your house"
"Errrhhh yes?"
"Since when?"
"This morning"
"Can we keep them"
"I don't think they would like that"
"But… I want a pet Tobi"
"TOBI IS A GOOD BO_" Tobi tried to put in before he was dragged into Hidan and Deidaras spat which had moved to the kitchen.
Meanwhile most of the Akatsuki where sat in the living room, reading or just sat staring at all the tech stuff.
Me and Brad just looked around at them all.
"Tab, you do remember what tonight is right?"
"What's that?"
"The party"
"So? I'm sure they'll be gone by then, if not they can look after themselves here when we go. Who's house is it again?"
"Yours…"
"Shit"