Ok, so have any of you read Truth or Dare Olympus style by Athyna DaughterofPoseidon? Well in case you didn't know, I'm a co-writer of that story (along with dancerattitude). In the last chapter of the story, Hestia is dared to write a love letter the Randy the Randomness God. This chapter is Randy's reaction to getting the letter. Don't worry; you should still be able to keep up with this story. Though if you're looking for something funny to read, I would totally recommend Truth or Dare Olympus Style.

Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson

The not-relationship of Randy and Hestia

Hermes found Randy the Randomness God doing cartwheels for some probably stupid reason in Olympus. He approached cautiously. "Hello Randy."

"Ah, Hermes!" Randy cried. "How are you?"

"I'll be fine soon." Hermes assured him. "I have a letter for you…here it is."

"Thank-evil-you, my good god." Randy said.

Hermes tended to get a slight headache whenever Randy was around, so he left quickly. Randy opened his letter. "It's from the lovely goddess Hestia!" he said excitedly. He read the letter.

Dearest Randy,

I am writing to inform you that I think your randomness is entirely charming. I love all of the creative, random things you think of. I absolutely swooned when you hit me with a frying pan.

Love,

Hestia

Randy then made a happy noise that sounded slightly like a dying animal, and got a big grin on his face. "Well this is the biggest news since cheese was invented! Hestia is in love with me!"

He then ran around in a circle doing a stupid looking happy dance. "I must find my princess! Fire! Ball-point pen! Ice cream!" he ran off, prancing throughout Olympus, causing others to stop and stare.

He found Hestia where she always was: at the hearth. "Hestia!" he yelled. She got a horrified expression when she saw him.

"Randy! Um…hello?"

"Hestia, my dearest darling! I have received your-chocolate milk-love letter, and have come to claim you as my love!"

Hestia groaned. "Randy…"

"Kiss me, my love."

"No!" Hestia cried.

"Please!"

"No."

"Please?"

"No, no, no, no, no, no-"

"Please, pretty please?"

"NO! Look, Randy, I only wrote that letter because-"

"Ah ha!" Randy yelled suddenly, making Hestia jump. "You said you loved it when I hit you with a frying pan! I'll do it again!"

"NO!" Hestia screamed, backing away from him. "I mean, that's not necessary, Randy, and besides, you're not allowed to have frying pans, remember?"

"Alas, you are right, my princess."

"Don't call me that."

"My love, then. Or perhaps my pineapple?"

"What? Just Hestia will be fine, Randy."

"It is too bad I also can't throw a party." Randy said. "We need to-wooden stake-have a party to celebrate, of course…maybe Wispy will plan it…"

"What are we celebrating?" Hestia asked suspiciously. "No parties, Randy."

"Of course, you are right. We'll just make an announcement." He grabbed her arm and started pulling her away as she protested and struggled.

"Olympus!" Randy shouted, running over to where all the other gods were standing. "I have something to say! Gopher!"

"This should be interesting." Aphrodite whispered.

"Or just irritating." Zeus responded.

"Hestia and I are to be married!" Randy said. Hestia made a horrified noise, her jaw dropping and her eyes getting big.

The gods stared for a moment…and then they started laughing. Especially the ones who had been playing truth or dare when Hestia had written the letter.

"It's not true, I swear!" Hestia cried. She looked at Artemis. "This is all your fault!" she hissed. "You made me write that stupid letter!"

Artemis was laughing too hard to respond.

"It is true!" Randy yelled over the laughing. "Hestia and I have confessed our true feelings for each other!"

"I haven't confessed anything!" Hestia insisted.

"Come-wombat-on, my dearest, we must go plan our wedding!" Randy yelled. He tried to pull her away, but she resisted.

"No!" she yelled, and everyone else quieted down, because Hestia rarely yelled. "Randy, the only reason I wrote that letter is because I was dared to by Artemis. I have no feeling for you. In fact," the rest slipped out before she could stop herself. "I find you rather annoying."

Randy looked at her. Then he burst into tears and ran off. Hestia instantly felt bad. "Randy-"she began, but he was long gone.

As the gods began to leave, Artemis and Athena came up to Hestia. "You made Randy the Randomness God cry." Athena said.

"Yeah." Hestia sighed. "I did."

"Good job." Artemis.

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Wispy found Randy crying in the garden. She sat down next to him. "Randy? I heard about what happened. Are you ok?"

"Crayon." He said. Wispy smiled at his silliness, even though he was sad.

"I'm sorry about Hestia." She said.

"It's ok." Randy sighed. "She-tree branch-doesn't love me. We wouldn't be happy, anyway."

"It's for the best." Wispy agreed. She rubbed his shoulder. He looked straight at her. Then they both leaned forward…

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Hestia was looking for Randy, so she could apologize. "Randy?" she knew he liked this part of the garden. Maybe he would be here. "Randy?" she said again. She pushed a branch aside, and stopped in her tracks.

Randy was sitting there…and he was kissing Wispy, the nymph. Wispy was holding his hand as she kissed him back.

Hestia smiled, decided she couldn't have done too much damage, and turned to leave them alone.

A few minutes later, Wispy and Randy pulled apart. They looked at each other. "Banana." Randy said breathlessly.

"Yeah." Wispy agreed. "Something like that."

So what do you think? Randy has a girlfriend now. Please review!