Humor/Horror

Chapter 4

Naruto disclaimer; I / We do not own Naruto

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Well as you know Rayna walked into the dark place. "Hmm I wonder if I have powers to because I got a pearl chakra surrounding me. Let's see… Buyakugan." Awesome."

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Kala's nose was being blocked off by Michael Jackson or Orochimaru was trying to give her Cpr. Tears started streaming down her face.

"I swear to god I rather suffocate then have this guy give me Cpr!" She screamed in her head.

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Rayna saw the creep going to kiss Kala and she started running off to save her. She burst through the door horrified seeing what looked to be like cum dripping from the mans face.

"Oh my god Kala I shall save you!" she ran up to Orochimaru and kicked him in the shin. "Bad creepy snake thing." She cried while lifting Kala up. She smacked her back finally forcing air into her shriveling lungs.

"You creepy bastard I would rather die a 100 time's over before you ever touch me." Kala screamed anime tears flowing down her face. She turned and wept into her friends shirt.

Then they saw Orochimaru walking towards them. "I think we should run now!" Rayna said. "Agreed." Replied Kala. They turned on there heel's and bolted for the door. They bumped into the sharingan wielder.

They immediately backed up and bumped into the scary Sannin. Sasuke grabbed Kala and the Sannin grabbed the new buyakugan wielder. "HELP!!!!!!!" they both screamed.

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Mean while

Chelsea was under Hidan and Zetsu's special mouth was biting Chelsea's wenis. She used her used her super human strength and threw them off of her. "What the hell was that." She screamed running away leaving a very confused Zetsu and Hidan.

She ran into a random room where she found a figure that looked like Hidan. She walked up to him and when he turned around his face was mutated. Chelsea summoned her three bladed sythe.

She cut him to pieces. Then she left the room and Tobi ran up to her. "Chelsea, Chelsea guess Deidara Sempai and Sunni are getting intimate in my photo." "Let me see." Chelsea said. It showed Sunni and Deidara's faces only inches apart and his mouthed hand on her ass.

Chelsea started laughing and then Tobi said "want a copy?" Chelsea's eyes lit up and she smirked to herself and nodded. "I made copies." Tobi handed her the picture's and skipped away.

Then a masked figure appeared behind her and knocked her unconscious. She woke up hours later to see that she was tied to a table standing straight up and there were whips placed in front of her.

Then the figure began to remove the mask, and she saw pink handcuffs at his/her sides. She screamed continuously but no one heard poor Chelsea's cries she was stuck and there was no way she could escape the locks.

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Sunni was dropped Deidara and went to leave the room when a blue faced figure walked in. "Kisame?" The figure smirked and walked to Sunni till she backed up and fell on a random bed. She was petrified when the blue man put chakra chains on her wrists.

Sunni was trying to break free when Deidara sat her up. Then another figure Kakuzu walked in with a deck of cards and set them down on the bed.

"Now let's get started." He placed the cards down. "What exactly are we doing?" Sunni asked in a petrified voice.

"Were playing STRIP POKER."

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Chuckie was locked in Sasori's room and he began to lay some random puppets in the middle of the room.

The 5 dolls were brought back to life. Chuckie's plan was finally put into action.

A/N HOPE YOU ALL ENJOIED IT AND PLEASE SUNNI N CHELSEA DON'T KILL ME.

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