Computer Apocalypse

Chapter Four: Day 3

Knuckles

'Did yesterday even happen? Did we really do that? Have I fallen in love with Rouge?' Knuckles thought, 'She's just so beautiful to me…' Knuckles sat up from his bed, and walked off.

"Ah, I'll figure my whole love life, Dr. Phil thing later, I'm gonna go play dolls with Espio!" Knuckles said as he picked up his Superman doll and glided off.

Tails

"Holy jeebus! Where am I?" asked Tails. Tails scanned the room, "I'm in the restaurant place from yesterday! How..?" Tails stopped to think for a moment, "Cream! Why would she do this to me?"

Tails stood up and noticed a lot of foot prints on his skin. He brushed it off and he started his walk to the Station Square Warehouse to receive his next task… OF DEATH!

Espio and Knuckles

Espio opened his eyes, sat up, yawned, scratched his scrotum, and jumped off the bed. He took a shower, brushed his teeth, and sat down on a gay pride chair, staring at the wall.

Espio sighed, "I wish I had friends that weren't Vector or Charmy…" As if Shiva has answered his prayers, there was a knock on the door. Espio slowly marched to the door and opened it up to see Knuckles with a huge smile on his face.

"Wanna play dolls with me again?" Knuckles asked holding his Superman action figure up.

'Yay! I made a friend!' Espio then said, "Sure, come in."

Sonic and Amy

Amy was flailing her arms and legs up and down, trying to stay on top of the water with Sonic holding on to her waist trying to swim.

"Sonic! This idea isn't working! You're going to kill yourself! Stop sucking at life you discolored rodent!" yelled Amy. Sonic didn't respond, considering he couldn't hear things whilst underwater, but maybe... Amy kicked Sonic off of her so she could get his attention. Sonic let go of her waist then climbed on to the ledge of the pool.

"OWWWW! Why did you do that?" Sonic yelled rubbing the back of his head.

"I needed your attention. The crappy plan you thought of really wasn't helping you learn. Here's the plan, I carry you on the surface of the water, and you swim Ok?" asked Amy. Sonic simply nodded. Just then a bundle of sticks fell into the water. A few second later, an explosion sent Amy and Sonic flying.

"What the hell!" Sonic yelled. He looked up to see some cool 5th grader laughing his ass off for throwing fireworks into the pool. Sonic jumped at the kid and kicked the 5th graders' balls. Then he threw him out of the window to land on some guy's car.

"DAMN IT!" cried the unlucky Indian man, "THIS WAS A NEW CAR TOO!" Just then someone car jacked his car, and got away from it. Then the car exploded, "DAMN IT!"

"Sonic! What the hell!" Amy yelled, "You just beat up a minor and made a man's life miserable!"

"Sorry?" Sonic asked.

"Good enough apology, so let's go!" Amy said while pointing her hand into the sky. Amy and Sonic walked to the task place.

- - -

It was about 9:00 AM and most of the Sonic Team came to the Station Square Hotel to receive their next tasks. Tails removed his card and read it out loud.

"Defend yourself." Said Tails. Just then Shadow tackled Tails through the walls of the hotel. Now they were outside, in the streets.

"I CUT YOU! I CUT YOU GOOD!" Shadow yelled, "I SAID I'LL CLAIM VENGENCE, AND NOW YOU DIE!"

"No!" yelled Sonic.

"Oh no!" yelled Cream.

"OH YEAH!" yelled Vector, randomly barging into the scene, right through a wooden wall.

"God damnit! It's kinda annoying from the inside." The Kool Aid Man said as he threw his newspaper to the floor out of anger.

"Kool Aid Man!" a bunch of 5th graders screamed with sunny delight. They started chasing the poor red pitcher guy.

"Wow, I'm gonna kill myself…" The red fat man said as he got a hammer.

Shadow started brutally punching Tails' face without Tails fighting back. Shadow then just threw Tails into the air.

"Chaos Spear!" Shadow yelled. Five spears headed for Tails. As they hit, Shadow jumped up to Tails, grabbed him by the throat, then flipped him head first into the concrete. Shadow then stood above Tails and started kicking the already downed fox. Just then, Espio teleported behind Shadow, and kicked him off of Tails. Espio then held on to Tails' hand, and teleported away.

"WHY DID YOU INTERFERE! NOW I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!" yelled Shadow. Just then Knuckles tackled Shadow into the ground, and then Sonic created a whirlwind that shot Shadow into the air. Knuckles jumped up, kneed Shadow's back, then kicked his face, and then stomped Shadow back to the ground again. Shadow's body crashed against the ground of the street. Knuckles dropped onto Shadow's chest.

"Yo Knuckles, this kid's crazy, like that hot movie, Girls Gone Wild: Snoop Dog Edition! We need to kill him or he'll destroy us all!" said Sonic. Knuckles closed his eyes, then lifted up his fist. A tear rolled down his eye. Knuckles hated to take away life. Knuckles was about to land a punch until a huge wave of energy shot upward against Knuckles, causing Knuckles to grow unconscious, and flew into the air.

"Knuckles!" Rouge yelled. Rouge flew away to catch Knuckles. Shadow stood back up and slowly walked towards Knuckles.

"Shadow! Stop! What the hell are you doing?" yelled Sonic at Shadow.

"Tails and Knuckles humiliated me! I must kill them for revenge!" answered Shadow with his eyes red and bloodshot.

"Who cares about humiliation? This is a damn computer simulation! Nothing goes wrong here at all!" Sonic explained.

"Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me. Sorry about Tails though, so I'll see you later." Shadow said. Shadow walked away to do his emo business elsewhere.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? HE PWNS US AND HE JUST SAYS SORRY AND WALKED AWAY!" yelled Sonic out of anger, slamming the floor. Rouge walks in carrying Knuckle's body.

"Where'd Shadow go?" asked Knuckles.

"He walked away, saying sorry…" Sonic answered angrily.

"R U T3H HUl2+3D?"asked Vector.

"What did you say?" asked Knuckles, "Oh. I'll be fine. I'll give it 10 minutes to heal this broken heart."

The Sonic Team walked into the hotel to get their task cards. Then the team disassembled, beaten and tired.

- - -

Big

"Ok, my next task is to…"

Knuckles

Knuckles was walking down the park, where he and Rouge used to be training together. Until he heard, "FAST FOR A WEEK?" near Big's hotel.

'My next task is to make out with Rouge. I wonder if she likes me too… When should I do it? How do I do it?' Knuckles asked in his head. He then went on the internet to watch porn movies on how to kiss and other… misguided discrepancies… just so he knew what to do with Rouge.

Frankly, he started to get really horny and started launching the pocket rocket. Choking the chicken. Whacking the weasel. Withdrawing from his meat wallet. You know what I mean.

I don't even know what the word discrepancy is, but it sounds right… I think…

- - -

The whole team rested after that battle with Shadow. They were exhausted, tired, and unbelievably horny.

- - -

Espio

'Man Tails isn't in good condition. Shadow must have really beat him up. Tails is only fourteen after all. I don't think that this center will be able to save his life. I hope Eggman isn't watching me betray the pirate task. Healing Wind no Jutsu…' Just then every cut and broken bone on Tails' body disappeared as the blood dried up.

- - -

There was a sinister laugh in an alleyway among two shadowed men, one a rectangle and one was a bee.

"He broke the rules of his tasks… we must…"

"Indeed…"

"Mwahahahahahah!"

Knuckles

"Damn! I'm hearing evil sinister laughing in my head!" Knuckles cried as he started to panic and ran outside screaming.

- - -

"Damn, we just ruined an echidna's sanity…"

"Freakin bees…"

Freakin fat men…"