From: Larry
To: Bob
Subject: Re: Are You Out of Your Senses???
In answer to your question, no, I am not out of my senses. And, if you don't want to cast me as Cuke, you can always cast Junior instead. He would probably play better next to Pa Grape, and I decided to audition for the next season of Dancing With the Stars. I'm famous enough.
Regarding Bavaria, I won a cereal box contest, and the prize was a trip to Bavaria for the beer festival. And the beer merchant said that he was a safari guide in his younger days. He even swore by some kind of sedimentary rock only found in his backyard! That's reliability for you.
By the way, we got a call from some big investor. He said he saw Abe and the Amazing Promise and wants to set us up with a cereal company. We get to be on a Cinnamon Toast Crunch box!
From Larry.