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Pemberley,
12th December 1813,
Richard,
I am omitting any term of endearment before your name because right now, you are perhaps my least favourite cousin. What in God's name was that letter? I thought it was congratulatory letter and hence thought it'd be wise to read it at the breakfast table. Little did I know that it was an explosive written by my cousin to put me in the most odd possible situation ever. Georgiana ran away to her room stifling her laughs and there I sat stunned, staring at your bloody letter. Of course, my darling wife found it highly amusing and can't stop praising you since. Her congratulatory letter follows mine. I am afraid to say that you have gained a precious partner-in crime.
As I had already mentioned but I know it must have 'skipped your mind', so here I am reminding you about the Christmas ball we are hosting and also warning you that we demand your presence as early as possible. Else you must expect a very cunning revenge (yes, I am capable of that, as you might remember from the summer of 1806.
May God overlook your misdeed.
Unfortunately you cousin,
Darcy