Welcome to the 4th chapter! Hooray! I know four chapters isn't that much, but it's a lot to me! Usually I'll type up half a chapter and give up on the story, so yay me!
Disclaimer: Mr. Frost does not own Naruto.
Warning: Language. Violence. Itachi random-ness. Evil/Perverted mama fish. Evil raccoon monsters (Shukaku). Sakura Bashing.
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"Sasuke! Guess who is here to seeee you!!" Itachi giggled as He skipped over to Sasuke, who was currently sitting on the counter licking a lollipop.
Sasuke looked up at Itachi, His head tilted to the side. "Someone's here to see me?"
"Yup!"
"Who?"
"Mr. Sticky Jr.!!" Itachi cheered as He pulled down His pantsHis erection popped as if to say 'Hello'. Sasuke tongue stopped mid lick as He stared at 'Mr. Sticky Jr.', His face had turned completely red, and eyes were wide with shock.
-Chapter 4- Hope you enjoy-
Itachi smirked at Sasuke's reaction, the red face and the wide eyes, He even noticed a bit of drool on the corner of the younger Uchiha's mouth. He kicked His pants aside and pulled off His shirt as He walked over to His brother, who had yet to move. (He's in shock)
The now naked Itachi stood in front of Sasuke, smirk still in place. His placed His hand on the young Uchiha's inner thigh while leaning forward and licking the lollipop, still placed in front of Sasuke's mouth.
"Itachi!! Get your ass out here!!"
Itachi immediately stopped what He was doing, His eye twitched and He growled. He pulled away from Sasuke and walked over to His pants, pulling them on. "Sorry Sasuke-Kun...I got to go." And with that, He left.
(Author Note: Ha-ha, who is the mystery person interrupting Sasu X Ita Incest time? Well it's a secret, you reader people will find out soon though, but not really soon, so don't hold your breath. Anyways back to the story.
Sasuke sat on the counter, pouting. He didn't want Itachi to leave but whoever it was that interrupted them sounded angry and He didn't feel like dealing with angry people right now. Hopping off the counter Sasuke skipped out the door, heading over to the park to hang out with Gaara and Naruto. (Uchiha's have a thing for skipping…makes them feel happy on the inside.)
-At the park-
(Author Note: Ok, well I just remembered that in the story it's about 11pm, And now I forgot why that was a problem…I have bad memory loss.)
When Sasuke arrived at the park, Naruto was standing on the swing, shirtless and singing the Barbie song.
I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie world
Wrapped in plastic,
It's fantastic
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination,
Life is your creation.
(Anyways…)
Gaara was sitting against a tree near the swing set, a giant bag of cookies in His lap. As soon as Sasuke saw the cookies He ran over to Gaara and took them away.
"Gaara? How many cookies have you had?"
"What cookies? I haven't had cookies! WHY WOULD YOU THINK I HAD ANY COOKIES!!!" The last part the red-head had yelled and His eye was twitching. Everyone knew Gaara went crazy when He had cookies, after what happened with Kankuro and Sakura everyone had decided to band cookies from the village.
Flash Back
(Author Note: The italicized speaking is Shukaku. Also, the flash back is very long, I did not intend for it to be so long but you know, things happen.
"Gaaaaaaaara!! Look what I have!" Kankuro called as He ran into Gaara's room, a tray of cookies in hand.
Gaara looked over at His older brother, an eyebrow raised in question. (Well it would be raised if He had one) When His eyes landed on the cookies He immediately stopped what He was doing. (He was reading Twilight…Be jealous, be very jealous) Sniffing the air the red-head stood up, never taking His eyes off the cookies. "A-are those Temari's double chocolate chip cookies?"
Smirking, Kankuro held the tray closer to Gaara so the red-head could get a better look at them. "Yup, fresh from the oven, they even got some extra chocolate in them."
'Get a cookie Gaara; you deserve to have the yummy chocolate.'
"C-can I have one?"
"Nope. You know you're not allowed to have cookies." The older sand sibling pulled the cookies away from His brother, turning to leave.
'Do not let Him leave without giving you a cookie!'
"Kankuro. Give me a friggin' cookie!!" Gaara growled.
"Sorry, no can do."
'Go on Gaara, use violence, Do anything, and everything to get those cookies.'
"RAWR!" Gaara um…rawred, as He tackled Kankuro. The cookies flew out of the brunets hand, (Yay, flying cookies) hit the wall across the hall then fell to the floor, most of them breaking. Kankuro yelped in surprised and hit the floor with a rather loud 'thud'.
'Do it Gaara, punch Him, and make Him regret not giving you a cookie.'
Gaara snarled and punched Kankuro repeatedly. Kankuro coughed up blood and begged Gaara to stop, saying He was sorry about the cookies.
'Bite off His ear Gaara, make Him suffer.'
Gaara chuckled at the suggestion as He bent down and licked the brunet's ear. Kankuro's eyes widened at the feeling of Gaara's tongue licking His ear, scared of what the red-head was going to do.
Kankuro cried out in pain as Gaara bite down on His ear, the cry turning into a loud scream when Gaara successfully ripping off the ear.
'Good Gaara, just like that.'
"Oh My God! Gaara what are you doing?!" Temari's voice called as She ran over to Her brothers.
'Go on Gaara, tell Her what He did."
"H-he brought cookies to my room, and wouldn't let me have any." Gaara moved off His brother and sat on the floor next to Him, looking up at His sister with big innocent eyes.
"So you ripped off His ear?!" She yelled angrily as She helped Kankuro off the ground.
'Start crying Gaara, She'll stop yelling and leave to take Kankuro to the hospital.'
Tears started to form in Gaara's sea green eyes. "I-I just wanted a cookie, t-they smelled so good." By now the tears that where in His eyes were running down His cheeks.
Temari only glared at Him, and just as Shukaku had said, left to take Kankuro to the hospital, leaving the ear behind because Gaara held it in His hands, refusing to give it to them.
'Good job Gaara. Now you can eat the cookies.'
Gaara looked over at the cookies and smiled, He could finally eat cookies and no one was around to stop Him. He crawled over to the cookies on the floor and ate all of them, licking His lips when He finished.
'Where they good, Gaara? Did you enjoy eating them?'
Gaara nodded, an evil smile on His lips. "Yes, they where delicious."
'Let's go for a walk Gaara, get some fresh air.'
Gaara stood up and walked out the door, heading towards the park.
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When Gaara got to the park He noticed there were a lot of people around, a fact He did not approve of.
"Hello Gaara! Have you seen Sasuke-Kun today? I can't find Him."
Gaara turned to the annoying pink haired whore and glared at Her. "Why would I know where Sasuke is? I don't keep track of Him! Why would you think I have a tracker on Him? I DON'T STALK HIM!!"
(Author Note: Gaara's not a stalker. He admires from afar. Behind a sign. Ha-ha)
"Um, Gaara? Are you ok? I didn't even say anything about stalking Him."
"Oh, you might not have said anything, but I know you where thinking it. I. CAN. READ. YOUR. MIND!!"
"What are you talking about? Did you eat cookies or something?"
"OMG! You have cookies and you're not sharing with me?!"
"I don't have any cookies!!"
"Don't lie to me!! Do you know what happens when to people that don't give me cookies? This is what happens!!" He threw Kankuro's ear at Sakura, hitting Her in the forehead with it.
"Ahh!! Why do you have that?!" She shook off the ear, backing away from the red-head.
"What's that? Sakura whore wants to be cremated? Well I think I can arrange that." Gaara smirked evilly as He pulled out a lighter and a can of gasoline. (He's magical; He can pull things out of His ass)
"What the hell!? Get away from me!!" She yelled as She took a couple steps back. Laughing, Gaara ran forwards and kicked Sakura in the stomach, causing Her to fall to the ground. (BTW, everyone at the park is watching and their scared of Gaara in His cookie crazed state of mind)The red-head poured the gasoline on Sakura's head, and using the lighter; He set Her hair on fire and watched as the flames moved to Her face, melting it. The whole time she was burning, Gaara was laughing.
"Gaara? What are you doing?"
Slightly startled, Gaara turned to the owner of the voice getting ready to burn them as well, but when He saw who it was He stopped and stared, stepping away from the burning whore.
"S-Sasuke, I was just, um…trying to get her cookies…"
"It doesn't look like she has any cookies."
"S-she's hiding them!!"
Sasuke sighed and shook His head. "You had cookies again didn't you?"
"What? No! I WOULD NEVER!!"
End Flash Back
(They did get the fire out, but Her face is melted…It's an improvement)
"Gaara. Who. Gave. You. Cookies?"
The red-head turned away from Sasuke, His arms crossed over His chest. "...Naruto…"
The young Uchiha turned to glare at Naruto, but the blonde wasn't there. (Magical Sighing, Sasuke turned back to Gaara and flicked Him in the nose.
"No more cookies for you."
"B-b-but there yummy."
"No." Sasuke walked over to the trash can and threw the cookies away.
Gaara crawled over to Sasuke, pouting. "Sasuke-Kun, Gaara-Kun wants cookies, cookies are yummy, cookies make Gaara-Kun happy, and doesn't Sasuke-Kun want Gaara-Kun to be happy?"
"Cookies make you go crazy. Why did Naruto give you them?"
"He said I've been a good boy and deserve to have cookies."
"Never eat cookies again, ok?"
"Don't tell me what to do!! You're not my mommy!!"
(Author Note: Ok, well then, that was that. Now I'm moving the story back to Itachi and the person who interrupted Him and Sasuke, because I'm sure you reader people are wondering who it was.)
-The front of the Uchiha mansion-
"What the hell do you want? I was about to have sex with my brother in the kitchen." Itachi growled, He really hated the women in front of Him. She looked exactly like Her son, blue skin, blue hair, and bright yellow eyes.
"You stabbed my son in the eye with a pencil!!"
"I did not, I threw a pencil at Him and it just happened to land in His eye."
"Why did you throw a pencil at Him?!"
"He lied to me, and was in my house hours after I kicked Him out!"
"…Why the hell where you having sex with your brother?!"
"I wasn't! You interrupted us before we could start!"
"Will you video tape yourself the next time you have sex with Sasuke?" The mama fish asked as She handed Him a video recorder. (If you haven't figured it out by now the mama fish is Kisame's mommy.)
"Only if you pay me, I won't do it for free."
"Yea, whatever." She took out Her purse (Made out of a turtle) and handed Him five hundred dollars. (No wonder their rich; they sell porn Ha-ha-ha)
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Ok, Woo, Stuff happened in the chapter. I took a break from Sasuke and Itachi cause 1: I couldn't think of what could happen with them 2: I wanted to add Gaara and all His crazed glory. 3: I wanted to add a part with Sakura being injured.
Also-I was hoping you reader people could help me with the 5th chapter. I need random ideas for well anything, it doesn't even have to make since, I just need something to work off of.
Oh yea, so far I've only gotten good reviews, (Which I love) but I would like some criticism. I want to know what you guys don't like about my story. I write it for you readers, so it does no good if you don't like it. No criticism about how I use my commas though, I know I over use them, but I can't help it, it just happens.
-So please review with, Ideas and criticism.
Mr. Frost