Dib entered the skool grounds and looked around for Zim, not seeing the little green alien. Actually, Zim was nowhere in sight. Dib pressed his lips together and walked to his locker, hoping Zim had kept his part of the deal.
He walked to his locker and found Zim leaning against it, wearing a hella short shorts, netting tights, and his usual boots. His top showed a bit of his belly and was a dark maroon. It had a heart bust and spaghetti straps.
On his arms were arm-warmers that were rainbow colored. Charms hung off the end and he wore the same black fingerless gloves.
His hair had tons of barrettes in it too.
Dib was totally shocked; how could this boy alien look so girly in an outfit like that. It made no sense!
And how did he manage to keep a girl disguise with those shorts on? They were so tight!
Dib swallowed hard before walking over to Zim. "Move, I need to get into my locker." Dib narrowed his eyes at Zim.
Zim seemed utterly shocked. "Way to treat your new girlfriend." he stuck out his tongue in distaste. "You have to be more sincere." he added, nodding his head in agreement with himself.
"I've...um...never had a girlfriend before. But I certainly wouldn't treat he like I treat you." Dib grabbed his books from his locker.
Zim snaked his arms around his neck from behind and rested his head on Dib's shoulder, making the human tense up. "Why only treat Zim bad? Zim can be an AMAZING girlfriend. And I won't want you to buy me things like the other females." he whispered into Dib's ear.
"But you're a boy, that's why I won't treat you the same as a girl." Dib pointed out.
"Oh c'mon, on my planet, females and males are the same, our sex is decided by our personality." Zim said quickly, making sure no one heard, though he did have a few people staring at them by the way he was holding onto Dib.
Dib shrugged the other teenager off of him, giving him a look. "Okay, here's the terms of this 'relationship'. No touchy feely stuff, and definitely no hanging on me like you just were." Dib said with a upset expression.
"Then it will only look like Zim is pity dating you. If you want it to look real, you should follow ZIM's terms." Zim smirked evilly.
"This isn't your deal." Dib pouted, shuffling his feet.
Zim ran his claws down Dib's front, all the way down to his pant's waist band. "But Zim is part of it."
Dib took a step back, eyeing the alien with suspicion. "I thought you weren't happy about this." he said, highly confused.
"I'm not. But if it makes this less painful, I'll play along." he shrugged, running a hand through his hair.
Dib nodded nervously before turning and escaping to his first class.
His plan had only slightly backfired.
At lunch Dib found Zim waiting for him by the exit of the school, arms crossed and pink bag resting at his hips. Dib rolled his eyes, still not seeing how Zim could look like a girl when he wasn't. It must've just been the fact that he was an alien.
Zim had his legs crossed at the ankles and he was staring out at the other students, his expression bored.
Dib tapped his shoulder, getting his attention.
Zim instantly went into the act, throwing himself onto Dib, wrapping his arms around Dib's neck. "Where have you been? I've been waiting here alone for fifteen minuets." he pouted.
Dib staggered back, trying to catch his footing, but tripped and fell anyway.
Zim laughed when they went down, sitting onto of Dib. "Better watch your footing, love." he stood and helped Dib up, claws digging into his wrist.
"Ouch!" Did yanked his wrist away.
"I never said I'd make this easy." Zim smirked, grabbed Dib arm and leading him over to a picnic table. They sat down and everyone outside was in awe.
Zim sat on Dib's lap, opening up his pink bag. "I brought you a present." he said too cheerfully.
"What...Why?" Dib narrowed his eyes at the Irken.
"Well we are going out." Zim rolled his fake eyes. "Duh," he added for effect.
Dib rolled his eyes as well; Zim was going just a little overboard.
Zim pulled out a weird looking piece of candy and put it in Dib's hand. "It's from Irk, the planet I live on."
"How am I supposed to know if you poisoned it or not?" Dib demanded, narrowing his eyes again.
Zim sighed and took a little piece from the candy and ate it. "Enjoy." he smiled, leaning too close to the human for Dib's comfort.
Zim moved to sit on the picnic table, displaying his slender smooth legs, running a hand over it and eyeing his boots. "Aren't you going to try it?" Zim demanded, impatiently.
"Later." Dib said, putting it in his backpack; he'd examine it in his dad's lab first.
"Awe~ You ruin all fun." Zim leaned forward, face inches from Dib's. "You could always cheer up a bit, it's never going to look like we're dating if your acting like this." he whispered, cocking his head.
Dib wanted to shove him away, but knew that it'd only make Zim right.
He ground his teeth together. "You're making this a lot harder then I had intended." he hissed.
"That's my job." he said before he leaned forward and planted a kiss on Dib's lips to seal the deal.
Dib sat there with wide eyes after Zim pulled away and bounded off the table. "Let's go get coffee!" Zim declared, wanting his new favorite earthling treat.