Grace's Mansion:
"Okay, that was kind of fun, but right now on the fun scale, this rates negative infinity." Dan grumbled.
"Just asking, which part did you like about Twister, the part where you were squished in crazy angles in the game, or being punched in the face by Reagon?"
"Both," He said, grinning.
"You are one crazy dude," Hamilton commented.
"THIS IS BORING!" Madison yelled.
"Well, watching you play...Twister? Was quite amusing." A voice said. They all turned, and found that the voice had belonged to Alistair had been sitting in the shadows all along!
"You know, I think I still like my resolution I made twenty years ago."Dan said thoughtfully.
"You weren't even born twenty years ago!" Amy said.
"Yes I was! Respect the ninja lord, evil sisters should be quiet."
"The only reason you call me evil is because I caught you putting scorpians in everyone's rooms!"
"I said respect the ninja lord!"
"Wait, did you just say SCORPIANS?" Phoenix asked.
"What was your resolution anyway?"Hamilton asked.
"Don't trust old guys."
"I am your uncle! Not an 'old guy'!"
"It's the same thing."
"But-"
"You know, this isn't half bad! I think I'll just get some popcorn from the snack bar..." Madison thought out loud.
"Good idea!" Most of them agreed. No one noticed the Starlings slip away to another room.
TWENTY MINUTES OF EATING, TALKING, AND TRYING TO FIND A DART GUN LATER:
 BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! CRASH! CRASH!CRASH!Thump!
 "HEY! Who's exploding things without me!" Dan demanded. Then complete silence.
"Okay, that was not supposed to happ- hey! Who let the cat in?" Ned asked. They just followed his voice, and peeked in the room.
"COOL!" Dan shouted without hesitation. Standing in front of them, were the three Starlings, looking like they had just come home after losing a war, in a room full of shattered mirrors.
"We almost died, and you call that cool?" Ned demanded.
"Yeah."
"THAT WAS AWESOME! You missed out the best part! We were trying to make these suites? And they were supposed to be laser-resistant? And then Saladin just walked in, and broke one of the mirrors we were using? And I know I'm saying too many and's? And the mirror landed on this potion we just made? Don't ask me how we got the stuff...WE GOT THEM ALL FROM THE SNACK BAR! Plus, we always carry these lab gloves and stuff. Anyway, the mirror just sent the potion flying in every direction? And it turned out we just invented a new poison!" Ted explained, and giggled. They all stared at him. Sinead just laughed.
"Sorry, one of the broken peices must've hit his head, but he'll be okay."
"Did he just say poison?" Phoenix asked," Nevermind that,no offense and all, but...ARE YOU GUYS NUTS? I MEAN ,REALLY? POISON?"
"I'll explain later, but really, my homies ARE nuts." Jonah said solemnly. Phoenix just nodded like that explained everything.
"You know, kiddos, I think I'll just listen to some tunes." Nellie said, and walked out of the room shaking her head.
"Oooookayyy...weird silence..." Dan said.
"Be quiet ,dweeb." Amy commanded.
"But it's too quiet! And you can't call the ultimate ninja lord a dweeb!"
"AARRGGHAHHH GAAH TADATA GAHHRR!"
"Who's being strangled?" Reagon asked, running out of the room.
"Ummm...That's Nellie singing." Amy said, as everyone looked panicked, and were about to run after Reagon.
"WHAT? I thought someone was being tortured!" Hamilton yelled.
"Someone is, yo, some people, us!" Jonah said.
"Fellow Cahills, the lasers are off, so you can now come out. Plus get ready, we're going to the mall!" Fiske's voice boomed over the hidden speakers.(Fortunately, Nellie was listening to music, her style, so she couldn't hear Fiske's voice.)
Disclaimer: I do not own The 39 Clues.
And, sorry, I like this story better as humor.