" Why you little (BEEEEEEP!)", Latios (who is back to his normal form) and Sora scream in unison while Deoxys tells about all the fun he and Latias had on the date they apperantly had between last chapter and this one. "Whats all the fuss about?", I ask coming into the room. "Nothing.", Sora and Latios reply while pointing swords at Deoxys neck. "Good, because I have A LOT of dares this chapter." "Hooray!", the Pokemon yell sarcasticly. "Shuddup!", Sora yells at them.
"Well our first dares come from..." (I look at the dare list) "Yellow Mew"
Make Skitty eat cat litter.
Make Snorlax eat the cat litter too.
Dialga, kill Palkia with a time bomb (you control time after all).
I like the idea of setting fire to the grass pokemon (I'm a fire-type trainer). So set them on fire again and roast weenies over them.
And can you please bring on Celebi (a female) so she can go out with Dialga?
"First, Skitty and Snorlax have to eat cat litter!", I say before teleporting a sandbox filled with cat litter into the room. They start eating and Snorlax gets carried away and eats Skitty. "Oops!", he cries before I revive Skitty. I then hear an explosion and turn around to see Dialga and a box marked "CONTAINS TIME-BOMBS" and the remains of Palkia. "Dialga! I thought you LOVED Palkia!?" "I did, but we broke up." "Oh", I reply before reviving Palkia.
Suddenly, Sora pulls out a flamethrower and starts setting the grass types on fire again. Everyone then gathers around the burning grass types and starts roasting weenies and singing campfire songs. I then revive the grass types.
"Now I have to bring Celebi in!", I say before teleporting Celebi in. When she looks at Dialga and it's love at first sight. They then go to the Make-out closet and make out. "Ewww!", Togepi groans. "Shuddup!", I yell hitting the baby egg pokemon with a frying pan.
"Next dares are from...(wait for it. wait for it. WAIT FOR IT!)...Sparky!
Nice. You got Rotom in. I should mention he's really hyper. Like, as hyper as Mew and Mewtwo with sugar. Except he hasn't had sugar.
But anyway, I have a more of a truth for Skitty and Rotom:
Skitty: how is a kitten like you in the same egg group as THE LARGEST POKEMON, A WHALE!?
Rotom: How exactly DO the no-gender groups reproduce? Through division or something?
Dare for Dragonite: Go godzilla on a city or something.
"First, Skitty has to tell us how shes in the same egg group as Wailord." "Well the reason is...", she begins. Suddenly! A truck blasts through the wall and muffles everything Skitty says to the point of not being able to hear it. "And that is how.", Skitty finishes. "Wow. I completely understand now!", Sora says. I then have Deoxys fix the wall.
"Next, Rotom has to tell us how Legendaries can have eggs." "Well is is quite simple..", he begins before a bus crashes through the wall and muffles everything he says so you can't understand it. "That was COMPLETELY uncalled for!", I yell at Rotom. "Didn't Nameless say that he wants to keep this under M?", Sora screams at him. Dragonite then pukes on Rotom and destroys the newly rebuilt Cinnabar Island while Deoxys fixes the wall AGAIN!
Yes! *High Fives Nameless*
Raikou: Electricute Suicune
Skitty: get hyper and start playing with guns
Latios: return to your original form and you and I'll win fight.
Charizard: How did you and Luxray meet?
Deoxys: Same question as Charizard.
Blastoise and Gyrados: Time to race
Zoroak: What's your favorita color
Mew: You are now Nameless's slave.
Eevee: because I know you are actually an assassin that's out to kill me, I openly challenge you to a sword fight my keyblade (Oblivion) vs. Whatever sword you want except for the keyblade because you are not fit.
Latias: How was your kiss with Ash? No, I won't get mad.
Togepi: jump into a pool of sharks
Ampharos: Blow up a flamer's house
Dragonite: Burn a flamer's house
Palkia: Flood a flamer's house
Shaymin: Destroy a flamer's house with your seed flare
Riolu: Who's your best friend in the studio would you like to mee the Riolu from my Truth or Dare.
Totodile, Cyndaquil, Chikorita: Do you have a love interest?
"First, Raikou has to electricute Suicune!", I begin as Raikou shocks Suicune t death. I then shoot a silver laser at him that revives him. "New reviver?", Sora asks. "Yep!"
Suddenly, Skitty goes sugar hyper for no reason at all and tries to shoot me with an AK-47 and fails... epicly.
"Now Latios and Sora have to fight!", I yell as they get teleported to the arena. They begin to fight but before anyone can get hurt, an Icecream truck falls out of the sky and kills Latios. Sora, Latios' corpse, and a bunch of ice cream teleport back and I revive Latios.
"Now Charzard has to tell how he and Luxray met.", Sora says. "Well Nameless, of course, should know because we met while traveling through the Kanto region (In Heartgold) and She was Just a small Shinx and I was a tiny Charmander but when we met that faithful day in Pallet Town, it was love at first sight." "Wow!", goes everyone except I.
"Deoxys, it's your turn." "I didn't meat the F$&#ing Luxray 'til you forced me to come here." "HEY! NO CURSING!", I yell at Deoxys. "Sorry."
"Now Blastoise and Gyrados have to race", I yell as they jump into one of my five indoor pools. "Ready. Set. GO!", Sora yells as he fires a blank. (a few minutes later) Blastoise wins, but only because Gyrados tries to shoot him with a hyper beam, which bounces off a mirror and K. him. I then revive him.
"Now Zoroark... . YOUR FAVORITE. COLOR!", I yell. " Uh...Blue?" "That is correct.
"Now Mew becomes my slave. Now SLAVVVVVE!", I yell. Mew runs over. "Yes Mr. TheNameless ,sir, my lord and master?", Mew asks while bowing down to me. "Bring me a cherry coke with REAL cherries imported from the magical Fruit Isle." "Of course Mr. TheNameless ,sir, my lord and master.", he replies while going of to get my coke. He comes back with my drink exactly how I like it. Thanks slave." "You are very welcome Mr. TheNameless, Sir, my lord and master.", he says before going over to play with Uxie.
Suddenly, Eevee (who is supposevly an assasin ou to kill Sora) starts a sword fight with Sora, who wins in seconds. I then revive Eevee.
"Now Latias has to tell about her kiss with Ash!", I say while chaining Latios to the wall so I can stop some deaths from happening.
"IT WAS HORRIBLE!", she yells. "I WANNA BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF HIM!", Latias yells. "Thank you.", I say feeling glad I still have my eardrums.
"Now Togepi has to swim in a pool of sharks." "NOOOO!", she yells as she runs to the punishment room where she gets blasted by a "Quick Man Laser" and instantly dies. I then revive her.
Suddenly, three random flamer houses fall through the roof (which, yes, I force Deoxys to fix). Ampharos blows up one, Palkia floods another, and Dragonite sets one on fire and starts chanting "BURN BABY, BURN!"
"Now Riolu has to tell who his BFF is." "It's...Chikorita, but lately she and I've taken it one step further." He and Chikorita then kiss. Suddenly, the Riolu from Soras truth or dare fic crashes through the ceiling. He takes one look at MY Riolu and Chikorita kissing and then looks at Sora, who takes out a teleporting button, and then starts screaming," OH MY GOD! WHERE ALL GONNA DIE! SORA SHOULD BE IN HIS OWN ToD FIC! CHIKORITA SHOULD BE WITH CHARMANDER! THE MOON SHOULD BE MADE OF CHEESE!" Sora then puts him in a straight jacked and teleports him back to his Truth or Dare fic. "Thank Goodness thats over!", Chatot says. "I know!", I agree.
"Johto starters? Who is your love interest?" "Riolu.", Chikorita says blushing. "Uxie.", Cyndiquil says. "COOKIES!", Totodile cries. "Okay.", I say slowly.
"Next dares are from Ruby!", Lucario says. "DON"T LOOK AT THE LIST!", I scream at him as I stab him witha random knife. I then revive him.
Man you are good at this! *gives nameless the thumbs up*
I can't help but wonder...could Missingno appear for just one chapter to screw around with everything, glitch the other pokemon and turn everything backwards like he usually does? That might be kind of interesting.
Other than that here is more stuff:
Mewtwo, go crazy on the other pokemon with a chainsaw.
Lugia and Ho-oh, now you two fight to the death.
Snorlax, eat this train.
Suicune and Totodile, fill up some water ballons and dump them on the fire-types.
"First, Missingno. can come in but CANT stay the whole chapter.", I say as...it?, teleports in. Sora and I put up Glitch-away-sheilds. "I WILL SCREW YOU ALL UP!", Missingno. screams in a robotic voice. "You obtained: Cookie!", Eevee screams while running into the wall reapetedly. "Sseleman, ouy evah ot pots siht!", Lugia screams. "Sorry, I don't speak backwords.", I reply. " "Pie is good for brain health. Pie is good. I like pie. GIMME SOME DANG PIE!", Ho-oh screams while pressing a button on the wall that brings in a random lawyer. He then kills the lawyer with... splash attack. "Oooooooo! Shiny!", Riolu shouts as he kills Chikorita and starts pressing random buttons on the wall. Then a bunch of magma and cookies fall through the roof and kills everyone except me and Sora. I then revive everyone except Missingno. and force Deoxys to fix the roof. "WE ARE ALIVE!", the Pokemon shout. "Moving on.", I say forgeting everything that just happend.
"Second, Mewtwo gets a chainsaw!" "Yay!", he shouts as he starts to kill random pokemon. "Sora, can you stop this unneaded slaughter?", ask. "Sure.", he replys as he takes the chainsaw from Mewtwo, who starts to cry. "Oh shuddup!", I yell as I throw a rock at him. I then revived the killed pokemon.
"Now Lugia and Ho-oh have to fight to the death." "AEROBLAST!", Lugia screams. "JUDGEMENT!", Screams Ho-oh, who tries to do judgement but ends up being killed by a bunch of Aeroblasts. I then revive him.
SUDDENLY! A train crashes through the wall (that OMG! I force Deoxys to fix) and Snorlax eats it for no reason at all. Snorlax then falls alsleep and nearly kills Chatot. Then Suicune and the always hyper Totodile fill up water balloons and chuck them at the fire types, who instantly die. Then a random bulldoser runs through the wall and runs over all the dead fire types. "Not again!", Deoxys screams as he goes to fix the wall AGAIN. Then Sora heals all the dead fire types.
"Next dares are from Silver Star.", I say .
Snorlax, eat the carpet off the floor.
Charizard, eat this-a baloney & prune milkshake!
Lugia, raise up the ocean and drown all the fire-types.
Mew, spin around and get so dizzy that you puke on Mewtwo.
"First Snorlax has to eat all the carpet off the floor, but sadly, the only carpet in the studio (currently) is in the death laser room so..." "I know.", Snorlax says sadly as he heads to the death laser room where hes instantly killed. I then revive him.
"Now Charzard has to drink a baloney and prune milkshake.", I say as said milkshake appears out of thin air. Charzard drinks the milkshake, which tastes so bad that it makes his heart stop and he dies. I then revive him.
"Now Lugia has to drown all fire types.", I say as Mew starts spinning around in circles. Lugia then raises the ocean and drowns and kills the fire types. I then revive the fire types. Suddenly, Mew gets so dizzy from spinning and pukes on Mewtwo, wh is now cursing, goes off and takes a shower.
"Next dares are from llamamiah, who wants to join along with his/her friend and his crush!', I say as the three people just listed get teleported in. "Hey Nameless. Hey Sora!", Swampy says happily. "Hey guys.", Sora greets "Whats up?", I say in a somewhat cool fashion. "Guess what, Swampy? It's time for your dares!" "Yay!"
awsome hey can me, my friend and his crush be in? (ask sora for details)
so, here are the dares:
snorlax: you are traped in an invisible box and you have to watch everyone else eat buffets for the next 9,001 (it's over nine thousand!)minutes and you only get bread crumbs and a 1 ounce glass of water
sora:kill the revive button and revive everyone your self
swampy (me): bring in your powerd up soul silver team consisting of: feraligatr (chompo), noctowl (Ga'hoole), alakazam (houdini), victeribell (I pwn you), Ampharos (lighthouse) and garchomp (drazoon)(formaly gabite)
the nameless: you get to fight them, me, sora all the pokemon, my friend and his crush
I think that's it for now.
Suddenly, some buffets appear and everyone, except for Snorlax, start eating. "Can I have some food? I'm kinda trapped in an invisible box.", Snorlax asks. "Sure!" I replyas I throw stale bread crums at him and hand him a glass of polluted water.
(9001 minutes later.)
We finish eating and an extremely ticked off Snorlax is released from his box. "IT WAS HORRIBLE!", Yells Snorlax as he goes to raid the refrigerator. Sora then tries to stop snorlax by throwing a bomb at him, but his aim is off and ends up blowing up the revive button. "Oh well. I switched to using a reviver gun.", I say optimisticly.
"Now Everyone here and Swampys team from Pokemon Sousilver have to fight me.", I says as everyone starts to fight me. Suddenly, I pull out seven Chaos Emeralds and turn into Super Nameless. (A colorless version of me thats invincible and kills everything I touch.) I kill everyone in seconds. I then revive them with my reviving laser. "Wherd you get Chaos Emeralds?", Swampy asks. "I know a guy."
"Well I think thats enough killing, reviving. and roof destroying fun for today so..."I begins. "Review and submit more dares!", the other authors and I scream in unison.
Longer than last chapter. YAY!