Chapter 4- Torture Fetish, Blood Thirst and Seme or Uke?

Phoenix: Blood is red, the sky is blue, i don't own Naruto and neither do you :P

Warning: This chapter contains a lot of blood and evil stuff courtesy of Kurai, read at your own risk, not for weak of heart ^.^

Enjoy :)

' '= Thoughts

-Bold- = Ookami or Shukaku talking to Kurai or Gaara.

~ blah ~ = Gaara talking to Shukaku, Kurai talking to Ookami

Got it? Good cause I am not explaining again ... :P

Looking up at the clock, I figured I had about ten more minutes to get these applications in, I put my hands together and began to do the symbols.

"Rat, Dog, Snake, Horse, Dragon, Kumori no Isou Jutsu!" With that the shadows entangled themselves around me and transported me to the place where the Chuunin exams was taking place, as soon as I arrived I saw Blondie and the rest, Naruto was shouting of his mouth as usual.

-Ok he's an idiot but Kyūbi is sexay!-

~Oh for the love of cheese! Stop fantasising about him, I can hear them you know! ~

-Yeah and I can hear your fantasies about Gaara too-

~WHAT! The only fantasies I have of that bastard includes blood and chains!~ I yelled at Ookami mentally, a blush on my face as I walked over to Temari after I spotted her.

- Torture fetish, kinky-

~NO! Your so annoying, piss off!~ I screamed at her mentally, a very bad but strangely sexy image of Gaara appeared in my mind, Temari looked at me and caught the look of disgust and anger.

"What's wrong Kurai-chan? Is Ookami annoying you?" Temari asked and I groaned.

"Increasingly yes, she teases me about how I have fantasies with Gaara-teme and how I'm kinky cause of a torture fetish!" I whispered in a rush before my eyes widened as I realized what I had said.

"W-What?" Temari stuttered and I covered my face with my hands, wishing that I could just crawl into hole and die, I'm sure that the burning blush on my face was visible even behind my tanned hands.

~Damn you to hell Ookami, I hope that you die in the most painful, torturous, gruesome way ever!~ I cursed her mentally

-You'd die to, we need each other to survive-

~Unfortunately.~ I retorted and turned my attention to Kankuro and Temari who where both grinning at me madly.

"Why are you staring at me like your on crack?" I asked, knowing I was seriously going to regret it.

"You kinky girl." Kankuro chuckled and my eyes widened as I mentally groaned. "You like Gaara-sama."

"No I don't!" I protested my face heating up, Kankuro chuckled knowingly and hugged me tightly.

"Denial is the first stage little one." He said and I raised an eyebrow while trying to escape his grip, sighing tiredly I decided on another tactic.

"Kankuro if you don't release me in the next five seconds, I will kill you so inhumanely it'll make Gaara seem like a kitten." I threatened him and because of my shitty luck, Gaara just passed by as I made the kitty comment, he glared at me and I blushed before looking away, he raised a non existent eyebrow before moving along beside Kankuro, the older sand siblings snickered at me and I cursed this god damn world to hell.

~Why did that glare look so god damn sexy!~ I screamed/asked myself mentally and I felt Ookami snigger.

-Because your totally in love with him, admit it, you want him to throw you on the bed and kiss you roughly while cuffing you in chains an/-

"NO I DON'T!" I yelled, not realizing it was out loud, everyone turned to stare at me and I did the only logical thing I thought of to get out of this situation.

"Holy crap she jumped out the window!"

~One bitchy concussion later~

"I still don't see what possessed you to jump out a window Kurai, if Gaara-sama hadn't sent out that sand in time and you didn't have Ookami in you, you would be dead or severely injured right now!" Temari scolded me as Kankuro carried me on his back on our way to where the first exam was, I groaned and Kankuro came to my defence.

"Come on Temari leave her be now, she just jumped out a window and has a bitchy concussion, I'm sure she doesn't need your lecture right now." Kankuro defended me and I snuggled into his back appreciatively, I groaned at the pain in my head while Ookami was chuckling her ass off.

~I really hate you Ookami.~

-Love you too babes-

I growled and whacked my head against Kankuro's back, causing both of us to yelp in pain, I really hate this world...

~During first exam~

Hn, Kankuro has just went into the bathroom with Karasu, are the examiners so stupid that they can't realize that there's extra one, seriously this exam is a joke. I thought about the questions on the test and suddenly felt Gaara glaring daggers into my back, I smirked and silently did my Mind Invasion jutsu and talked to his soul person, if that makes sense.

~What do you want Gaara-teme?~

~Hn your in my mind and your insulting me, looks like choking you didn't teach you~

~Oh please, the only reason that worked was because Shukaku asked Ookami to take down the shield~

~What?~

~I don't know why so don't ask, now what the hell do you want?~

~The object of the test is to cheat without being caught, you get caught and I will kill you~

~Yeah yeah yeah~

As I returned back to my body, I felt Gaara's glare increase tenfold, smirking happily, I looked for the target of my soul invasion and my gaze fell on Pinkie. Grinning evilly, I mentally said the jutsu while doing the hand signs under the table, concealed by my shadows that make it invisible and invaded the girls mind. Smirking, I lifted up her hand and quickly memorized the answers, transferring back into my own body, I chuckled quietly before writing down the answers.

'Too easy but that examiner is a huge sadist, hmm, ideas...'

~Second Exam~

'Forest of Death, nice ring to it don't ya think Ookami?'

-I think I just want to get to sleep and if you keep on annoying me, I'll drop down that shield permanently!-

~Ok sorry, yeesh.~

-Just don't talk to me-

I sighed, blowing the bangs out of my face and entered the Forest of Death with the others, as soon as I did, a metallic stench assaulted my nose, making me stop. Temari and Kankuro turned round to see me staring at the floor, my bang covering my eyes, they called out to me and I only chuckled in return, looking up their expressions changed to fright.

"Oh fuck..." they both said in unison, I chuckled evilly, the blood lust was now raging through my veins, making my eyes turn from a firey red to an empty and blood thirsty black. I sniffed the air and set off left quickly, ignoring their pleads and Gaara's growls of annoyance, adrenaline pumped through my muscles and my senses felt a lot more accurate. Soon enough, I came across my bleeding prey, a black haired girl who had a side fringe, her green outfit was stained with delicious looking crimson blood and I grinned before slowly creeping over to her, she looked up in shock.

"Who are you?" She asked uncertainly and I chuckled, prey always were weak, they ask mundane questions when really they should be worrying weather they're going to live or not.

"Who I am is none of your concern but if you want to really know, I'm the demon that's gonna take your life." I drawled and excitement filled inside me as I saw her yummy frightened expression, she started to back away from me and I tutted before grabbing a kunai and aiming it towards her hand, trapping her to the ground. She screamed out in pain and I shivered happily, this was so much fun, I neared her and her green eyes widened, suddenly two boys burst out from behind the bush. One of the boys, who had black hair and sparkling sapphire eyes spotted me and smirked before swaggering over to me, he took my hand in his and I tensed up, my fangs begging to sink into his neck and take his flirty life.

"You know sweetie, my lips won't kiss themselves, how about some help?" He flirted and my eye twitched before a playful smirk came onto my face, I nodded demurely and lightly pecked him on the lips, his team mates eyes widened and his hand snuck around my neck before he kissed me more forcefully. I opened my lips a tiny bit to give him access and he gladly accepted, his icky tongue probing my mouth, I chuckled evilly and bit down, hard. He screamed in pain and I released my grip, relishing the satisfying metallic taste of blood, he looked at me in fright and I giggled.

"Sorry babe, but I hate flirts." I hissed before pouncing on the flirt, knocking us to the ground with me on top, trapping his arms and legs, I wasted no time on sinking my fangs into his neck and slicing through an artery. The blood flowed out plentifully and I lapped up a few drops before staring him dead in the eye. "You do taste nice though."

The other two stared at the scene in shock before trying to run off, I grabbed my katana and aimed it at the silver haired boy, it flew through the air effortlessly and pierced his back, slicing through his heart. He gurgled in shock before falling to the ground, the sword still stuck in his pathetic body, the girl screamed before trying to run away. I laughed manically at the thrill of the chase and sped off after my cute prey, she tripped on a risen tree root and fell flat on her front, I landed beside her deftly and quickly put a foot on her back, preventing her from escaping.

"Not trying to escape are we, my little weak prey?" I cooed and she struggled under me, I could feel her anger and fear rushing inside of her, her desperation for someone to rescue her, I giggled and knelt down beside her.

"Get away from me you freak!" The stupid girl yelled out in desperation, I narrowed my eyes and clenched my hand tightly around the back of her neck, purposely digging my claws into her soft flesh. She whined in pain and tears fell steadily, I lifted up her head and licked the tears off her cheek, enjoying her shudders.

"I am a blood thirsty demon and you just pissed me off with that freak comment, wrong move bitch!" I hissed before tracing a claw over her main neck artery, her eyes widened and I snickered before slicing the claw over it. Blood spurted out of the wound and some started to dribble out of her mouth, I stuck my tongue out and lapped up some of the delectable crimson substance, I released my grip on her neck and she fell lifelessly to the floor with a thud. Standing up quickly, I wiped the blood off around my mouth with the back of my hand and licked it off, fully satisfied, I decided to go and find Gaara, Temari and Kankuro. Eventually I found them, surrounded by dead and unrecognisable ninja, I giggled before going over to Gaara, taking his umbrella thing and licking some of the blood off of it, Temari and Kankuro looked on in disgust and Gaara just stared at me blankly. I gave him back his umbrella and asked Temari if they had gotten the two scrolls.

"Yes we did, no thanks to you, where the hell did you go?" Kankuro asked and I snickered.

"I murdered three grass nin and drank some of their blood." I grinned and they stared at me in shock. "What? It was either theirs or yours, you know I need blood because of Ookami-teme."

-I can hear you kid! I'll kick your ass!-

~Just try, remember dear Ookami-teme, we need each other to survive~

-Damn you!-

~Love you too~

"Can we go now?" I asked before running off ahead, Temari, Kankuro and Gaara quickly following, I slowed down and let Gaara take lead while running along side Kankuro at the back.

"Hey Kankuro-kun?"

"Yeah Kurai-chan?"

"Do I look like an uke or a seme to you?" I asked innocently, Kankuro's eyes widened and he slammed into a tree, I chuckled before peeling him off.

"Why in the name of Kami do you want to know that! Plus that's only used in boy and boy relationships." Kankuro asked me and I shrugged.

"I don't know, I'm just wondering cause I don't really see myself being submissive in .. you know." I replied, a blush forming on my tanned cheeks.

"Well in my opinion, you look and act more like an seme." Kankuro told me and I grinned before hugging him tightly.

"Domo Arigatō Kankuro-kun, now I need to get other peoples opinions too, I'll ask Temari!" I said gladly before sprinting off after Temari and Gaara, Kankuro quickly following me. I burst through a bush and quickly hopped onto Temari's back, hugging her tightly, she yelped out in surprise before relaxing when she saw it was me.

"Hey Temari-chan, I need to ask you something." I chuckled hyper actively, damn that blood made me hyper.

"Alright, shoot." she said nonchalantly and I smirked, already imagining her reaction, what made it even better was that Gaara was in ear shot.

"Well do you think I look like an uke or a seme to you?" I asked semi-innocently and Temari's eyes widened as she almost fell of the branch that the both of us were balancing on. "And I know it's only for boy on boy relationships but I wanna know!"

"Well, erm, Gaara-sama help me here!" Temari pleaded Gaara, he just ignored her.

"Well Temari-chan?" I asked, dragging out the 'well', Temari groaned before looking at the floor, refusing to meet my eyes.

"Seme." She said almost inaudibly and I sniggered before asking her to repeat it louder. "I said seme dammit!"

"Yay! Domo Arigatō Temari-chan!" I yelled, squeezing the life out of her, I spotted Gaara looking at me strangely and I chuckled evilly before pouncing on him, his sand shield was useless because I was fast and my shadow shield penetrated his shield...hahaha penetrated, Kami I'm perverted.

"What about you Gaara-teme? Do you think I look like a seme or an uke?" I asked and he just glared at me and told me to get off, I narrowed my crimson eyes at him and clung on tighter.

"Not until you answer my question Gaara-teme!"

"Grr, I don't give a fucking damn, now get off me!" He yelled and I pouted, shaking my head obstinately, he sighed angrily and the sand started to wrap around me, attempting to peel me off of him.

"I am not releasing you until you answer my god damn fucking question, Gaara-teme, now answer!" I shouted and he pulled me off of him with the sand and threw me into the nearest tree, I sailed through the air and Kankuro quickly caught me out of nowhere, just in the nick of time too. He put me down on my feet and I thanked him before preparing to beat the shit out of Gaara, just to find that he wasn't there, I snarled angrily and punched the tree beside me, causing it to have a giant hole where my fist broke through the trunk.

"Damn you Gaara-teme!" I roared.

~With Gaara and Shukaku~ Gaara POV

'Stupid Kurai, asking me stupid, pathetic questions!' I seethed and Shukaku piped up.

-Personally I think she's a seme but who knows-

~Shut up~

-No! What do you think about her, seme or uke?-

~Not you too, piss off~

Shukaku just blew a rasberry at me mentally and receded into the depths of my mind, I sighed and punched the tree next to me angrily, causing it to have a giant hole where my fist broke through the trunk.

'I think she's a seme too...'

Phoenix: OMG! What do you people think about Kurai-chan? Seme or uke?

K: Are we still debating on this?

P: Yes because next chapter , your gonna be asking the Konoha nin ^.^

K: Damn you! I wonder how they would react though...

P: I dunno, btw you still got some blood on your cheek

K: Oh *wipes it off with finger and licks it off* Yummy ^_^

P: You scare me...

K: Cool

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