things I am not allowed to do at hogwarts

by The Midnight Stalker

Group of one shorts that I'm doing because I am bored they are not going to be long but should hopefully be funny this set in year 7 Voldie has not attacked and Dumbles is not dead. hope you like but I should warn you I'am VERY bored and hyped up on suger so contiue at your own risk (I am rewriting this currently)

4. I am not to sing

I am not allowed to sing on Halloween no matter how creepy the songs is

It was a normal day at Hogwarts the sun was shining the Twins were plotting professor McGonagall was stalking totally normal. That's what made everyone so nervous it had been quiet lately too quiet of course that soon will change as our young friend harry and the troublesome twins gred and forge are plotting well more like harry was convincing the twins to help him "ok so let me get this straight you want me and gred to sing with you on Halloween" gorge asked somewhat warily yep harry chirped way to happily for him not to be up to something " what song we going to sing then" Fred asked smiling like a cat that caught the cannery and the dog took the fall anyway. "why sandy claws of course"harry announced smiling happily and was soon joined by the twins smiling happily as well here's what we do...

On Halloween night...

Everyone was enjoying their meal when suddenly the lights went out it was silent for about a minute before everyone could hear a voice yell introducing the three ghosts. Suddenly a large amount of smoke appeared as the lights turned back on. On the stage that had turned up when the lights were off harry Fred and gorge stood proudly each wearing something different harry was wearing an muggle witch outfit Fred was wearing a muggle skeleton outfit and gorge was wearing an muggle zombie outfit. After about 10 seconds they began to sing...

HARRY ,FRED,AND GORGE

Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws

HARRY
I wanna do it

FRED
Lets draw straws

GORGE
Jack said we should work together
Three of a kind

HARRY ,FRED,AND GORGE

Birds of a feather
now and forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, la

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights

HARRY

First, we're going to set some bait
inside a nasty trap and wait
when he comes a-sniffing we will
snap the trap and close the gate

FRED
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up

HARRY ,FRED,AND GORGE

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
then see if he talks

GORGE

Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
that he will cook him rare

HARRY ,FRED,AND GORGE

Wheeee

HARRY

I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door
And then knock three times
And when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more

FRED

You're so stupid, think now
lf we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Jack will beat us black and green

HARRY ,FRED,AND GORGE
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then, see if he is sad

HARRY AND FRED
Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town

GORGE
He'll be so pleased by our success
that he'll reward us too, I bet

HARRY ,FRED,AND GORGE
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
Ummm!

We're his little henchmen and
we take our job with pride
we do our best to please him
and stay on his good side

FRED

I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb

GORGE
I'm not the dumb one

HARRY
You're no fun

FRED
Shut up

HARRY
Make me

FRED
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiosity entices him to look inside

GORGE
And then we'll have him
One, two, three

HARRY ,FRED,AND GORGE
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then, throw away the key

then a massive amount of smoke appeared which caused one professor McGonagall to choke slightly as she had stood up to yell at the three students only to find when the smoke cleared they we back in their seats like nothing had ever happened...

POTTER WEASLEYs the three waited a seconded before answering oh so innocently yes professor

And as the whole of the great hall watched with varying levels of amusement as they prepared for the usual to happen

DETENTION MR POTTER MR WEASLEYS