Setting 5 The Planet Jacker's ship
The Planet Jackers form the episode of Invader Zim called "Planet Jackers" are flying their ship. Utopia is in their hollow medal bubble. And the Wisest and a couple of other loyal Utopian soldiers are in the ship with them observing the move.
-Wisest- Be very careful with our home planet Planet Jackers. Are you sure you're going the right way?
-Fat Planet Jacker- Remind me again why we're doing this?
-Skinny Planer Jacker- We need to make up for that planet we lost last year. I don't really remember which planet it was or how we lost it but we really need to make up for it.
-Fat Planet Jacker- Well does she have to be so annoying?
-Wisest- Hey you two quit talking about me like I not even here or do I need to remind you that I could destroy any one of you with my shape sifting powers (that's right fanfiction people the Wisest has shape sifting powers they allow her to transform into any alien she wants. She has like a built in disguise machine in her body it helped her a lot when she was an invader during one of the first Irken, Utopian, and Matrixsys' invasions back when they used to get alone that is. Just thought I should clear that up for you) at any moment. But I won't because we really need to get our home planet moved back to it's original orbit and you two are getting paid very well for your services so quit complaining.
-Fat Planet Jacker- Yes your royal pain in the butt ness.
-Wisest- What did you just call me?
-Fat Planer Jacker- Oh nothing.
-Julie- (she burst into the room) My Wisest! My Wisest!
-Wisest- Julie do not storm in here like that. That is no way for an officer of your racking to act.
-Julie- I apologize my Wisest but we're getting a transmission from another universal version of Earth.
-Wisest- What? Oh very well. Soldiers!
-The Utopian Soldiers- (they salute) Yes our Wisest?
-Wisest- Watch these Planet Jackers I don't trust them for a minute with our home planet.
-The Utopian Soldiers- Yes our Wisest if they do any thing wrong we will use our powers against them.
-Wisest- Good. Come on Julie lets get this over with.
They go into another part of the Planet Jacker's ship. Julie pushes a button and my image appears on the big screen TV that was in the room.
-Me- Hey you two.
-Wisest- We don't have time to talk to you invaderzimfannumber1 we are very busy over here.
-Me- Oh so let me get this straight you guys are too busy to talk to your creator.
-Wisest- Fine what do you want?
-Me- Well in honor of it being our Earth holiday of Thanksgiving in your universe I was just wondering what you guys are most thankful for this year.
-Wisest- Well I for one am very thankful for the fact that Doom and the rest of the Matrixsys are finally gone and that everything is going back to normal for us Utopians. In fact as we speak our home planet is being moved back to its original orbit before the whole Doom thing happened. And once that is over and done with we can begin helping the Irkens out with Operation Impending Doom 2 and then once all the other planets are finally conquered for Irken and Utopian rule. We Utopians and Irkens can finally begin ruling the universe together as we were meant to do in the first place.
-Me- You guys are really weird.
-Wisest- How are we weird?
-Me- Well you live on this beautiful planet and yet you're so power hunger and love the destruction of other races. You're really not that different form the Irkens. Which is completely understandable considering the fact that you're their mates? But still, the only difference between you and the Irkens is the way you look, the fact that you have powers and they don't, and the way that you guys chose your leaders. By the way Wisest I never actually explained to my fanfiction people how you guys choose your leaders and I bet that they are very curious so why don't you explain to them?
-Wisest- Well as they already know Crystal was a royal blooded Utopian which is very rare. Her mother was one but out of her many brothers and sisters Crystal was the only one with royal blood in her.
-Me- And how did you guys know that?
-Wisest- Well for one thing she had blue eyes and blue eyes usually mean royal blooded Mixes or Utopians. And for another thing when ever a new Utopian or Mix is born we always take a sample of their blood and test it for royal blood and we also put them in the machine to test their future powers level. And when we took a sample of Crystal's blood we saw that it was purple which is the color of royal blood. (By the way fanfiction people if you look at my old episode New Challenges and Maybe an new alley for Dib you will see that I changed the color of Amethyst's blood from green to purple because I thought that she should have a different blood color then Zim considering the fact that she is royal blooded and he is not. And purple seemed like the most royal color I could think of.) So once that was known a decree had to be made that stated that "once Crystal turned 20 in Irken, Utopian, and Mix year which is ten of your earth years she would take over the thrown".
-Me- Why 20?
-Wisest- Because that is the royal blooded ruling age. And also because that is the age when most Utopian and Mixes reach their growth spurt.
-Me- Oh so what else did the test show?
-Wisest- Well not that I want to relive her power level test but if it will make you happy I'll explain. When we put Crystal into the machine everything was going fine until sparks started to fly out of the machine and the radar clock broke. In other words Crystal's power lever was off the charts. No Utopian or Mix in history has ever had a future power level that high. Only Amethyst had a power level that high and the machine broke again, but that was completely under stable considering the fact that Amethyst is Crystal's daughter, but come on my scientist did not want to repair the machine again. I mean do you realize how hard it is to fix that machine?
-Me- Calm down Wisest and finish the story.
-Wisest- Alright so after the test were salvaged from the machine and the true was known we knew that Crystal would be our only hope once Julie's terrible prediction of the Matrixsys return came true.
-Me- Wait back up what do you mean Julie's prediction?
-Wisest- Well one of Julie's powers is future sight.
-Me- Is that true Julie?
-Julie- Yeah I get visions from the future ever so often. They're not as clear or as accurate as I would like them to be but they did help me become the high ranking officer that I am today, and they also told us that the Matrixsys would return. We did not know exactly when they would return but we did know that they would return.
-Wisest- Yes well that being said we knew that Crystal would be our only chance once the Matrixsys returned. So despite Crystal's mother's wishes another decree had to be made on the day of Crystal's birth. And it stated that "Crystal would be sent to an known planet with 2 of the Wisest most trusted advisers till she was old enough to assume the thrown or till the Matrixsys returned". Not that Crystal had much say in the matter because if she had she probably would of said something like this (the Wisest imitates Crystal's voice and it sounds exactly like her) "No I refuse to hide like some weak lesser being it is so not worthy of my superiority."
-Me- Good Crystal impression Wisest.
-Wisest- Thank you it is one of my powers I can imitate any bodies voice after only hearing it once.
-Me- That's cool but what do you mean Crystal did not have much say in the matter.
-Wisest- Well unlike your youth our youth is born in active that is why they have to be put into those pod things till they're ready to be fitted with their Paks. Only Mixes are born with their Paks on and alive.
-Me- Oh that explains a lot so what happened next?
-Wisest- Well once Crystal's mother die a new Wisest had to be chosen because Crystal was still not old enough to assume the thrown. In fact I think that Crystal had just been fitted with her pak when her mother died. So a substitute Wisest had to be chosen and that's where I came in I was the tallest at the time.
-Me- But if your race chooses it's substitute leaders by how tall they are then why don't you guys just call your leaders the tallest like the Irkens do?
-Wisest- Well that's because the Irkens won the coin toss not us.
-Me- You guys chose who got to choose the name of their leaders first by a coin toss?
-Wisest- Yes.
-Me- O.k. go on what happened after that?
-Wisest- Well not much happened after that. Crystal would of taken over the thrown when she turned 20 if she had not sacrificed herself for Zim that is. But since she did and know that Amethyst is the only living hair she will take over the thrown once she turns 20. She may not of been able to taken over the thrown if she had not been born a Mix but since she was born a mix and got all the royal blood she needed form Crystal, because royal blood always cancels out Irken blood in mixes because Irkens don't really have royal blood children, that's why they choose their leaders by height, Amethyst will take over the thrown once she turns 20.
-Me- Well thank you for your very kind words Wisest I feel like I am at Skool but it's a good Skool. So anything else you would like to say before I turn this interview over to Julie?
-Wisest- Well while we're on the subject of Amethyst I would just like to say that I am very thankful for the fact that despite the fact that Amethyst is being raised by Zim she is turning out to be a very kind, caring, intelligent, and unique young mix and I believe that when she does finally take over the thrown she will improve our race as never before.
-Me- Well thank you very much for your very kind word Wisest. What about you Julie what are you most thankful for this year?
-Julie- Well of course I would have to agree with my Wisest. Though I did not know Crystal personally until that day I met her on the Matrixsys' ship. I did keep in contact with her guardians. It is one of my jobs as a high ranking officer to keep an eye on the current Wisest and all future wisest when I'm not leading an invasion that is. First of all it is not normal for Irkens or Utopians to have guardians only mixes need the assistance of their parents. Irkens and Utopians on the other hand don't need their parent they can live on their own from the beginning. But since Crystal was sent to an unknown planet and was going to be our future ruler she really needed to be informed of what she was and of what was to be expected of her. So any way they weren't allowed to tell me what planet they were on but we still kept in contact and they often talk about how Crystal destroyed everything she touched. They also said how her bow, which all young female Mixes and Utopians are born with once they turn 10 and gain all their powers the bow transforms into their clips on their antenni, they said that the bow really masked her destructive nature and once her clips finally developed the masking was gone for good.
-Me- Wait if girls are born with bows on their heads then what are boys born with?
-Julie- Bandannas the color is always different for each Utopian and Mix but that is just how our race works. If I remember correctly Crystal's guardians were very thankful when the Wisest finally told them that they could leave Crystal. In fact they left Crystal a couple of years before the Dark Nights attacked her. Now that I think of it Crystal may of had a chance of defeating the Dark Nights if she had not been alone. Oh well that's all in the past and speaking of the past Crystal's guardians also said that most of the "natural disasters" that happened to Earth during the 158 years that Crystal was alive on that planet was thanks to her. That's right Zim and Crystal where the same age when they met. In fact I think that they we're activated on the very same day. And speaking of Zim though I did not know him when he was little because we Utopian did not keep in contact with the Irkens that much after we moved our planet I did have to check his profile after we got word that Amethyst was born. And let me just say that it is like Crystal and Zim where made for each other. I mean they were so much alike. But luckily for our race Amethyst is nothing like her parents. Though she does still seem to posses some of the same destructive traits that her parents seemed to be cursed with luckily for us it is not as advanced as her parents. Amethyst seems to always want to look on the bright side of things. When ever I talk to her she always seems to know how to make me feel good inside. And she is always looking out for those that she cares about which is a treat that will help her a lot when she finally does take over the thrown. No offense my Wisest but I think that a lot of our past and current leaders have been a bit too mean to their fellow Irken, Mix, and Utopian.
-Wisest- None taken Julie I completely agree with you. I don't think that I myself have been very mean but I do think that what the Tallest did to Skoodge during the invasion of Blorch was a little harsh. I mean I know Skoodge is ugly and short but even he did not deserve do get launched out of a cannon.
-Julie- Exactly me point my Wisest but I don't think that Amethyst would ever do that to any of her fellow Irken, Mixes, or Utopians unless they really crossed her. Because it's just not in her nature she is always looking out for her father, Gir, Minimoose, Kierra and any of her other fellow Irkens, Mixes, or Utopians and that is just something you don't normally see in our future, current, or past leaders.
-Me- Well thank you for your very kind words Julie is their anything else you would like to say?
-Julie- Well since we're on the subject of Gir I would just like to say that I am very thankful for the fact that I will never have to deal with him again. I don't think my antenni can take another encounter with him.
-Me- Well thank you guys for taking the time to answer my questions this interview was way better then my interview with the Tallest.
-Wisest and Julie- You interviewed the Tallest?
-Me- Yeah and lets just say that it is not an interview I want to relive. So good luck with your whole Planet Jacker thing and I'll see you guys later. (I cut the transmission and we continue in my room) Well that was it fanfiction people. I hope you all enjoyed it and don't worry my next episode will be an actual episode. I just wanted to do an episode like this so that all you fanfiction people out there could better understand me and my characters. Any way about my nest episode for all of you fanfiction people out there who love the episode of Invader Zim that is called "Zim Eats Waffles" you're going to love my next episode because it is very similar to that episode but with my own ideas added in. I also have a very evil plan in store for that episode but I won't reveal too much. I'll tell you that I am calling it "When Dance Dance Revolution and Waffles Meet" and that Amethyst's human aquatint is making her first appearance as well. But I won't be able to start writing that episode till I get a new drawing book from Hot Topic and draw out my new characters. So until then send me plenty of reviews and I leave you with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!!