Foxfire
Chapter 4
Know what is weird….Uzumaki is Japanese for whirlpool. My last name is Eddy…..that is another name for a whirlpool…..cool huh? Ok, so it will be Naruto with Raven and Terra. I will add one other girl. Some of you mentioned Ravager….i might do, tell me what ya think. Also, There will be a few girl with a crush on the blond but….you know. Check the polllon my profile.
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The Teen Titans had just gotten to the video rental store to see what was up, they had heard there was a weird commotion. When they got there, they saw a teenage brunette girl getting attacked but some possessed TV. That is when Cyborg blasted it with his sonic cannon.
"Well well well, If it isn't my old archenemieses…the Teen Titans!" some fat guy said as he came up to them.
"Yeah…who is this guy?" asked BB.
Naruto shrugged and felt at odd power coming from the guys remote…at least that what he thinks it is called.
The fat guy then used the remote and pressed a button, then all the TV's behind him put a projection of his introduction. "I am the master of monsters, I am your darkest nightmare's come to life, I am Control Freak."
"A couch potato with a supped up remote, I am petrified…" Raven drawled out.
"Not much to this guy is there?" Naruto asked no one in particular as he appeared next Raven.
"You will be, you will be." said the freak as he pressed another button and some gray mailbox looking creature came up to the two.
"Possession!" Naruto got out as him and Cy rushed it.
"Come on Foxfire, let's drop the dropbox"
"Oh so that is what it is called." replied Naruto as he kicked it. While that was going on….the other titans were trying to get the remote but it seemed that the freak possessed more things. After Naruto thought that Cy had it, he went to go help his sister with the flying cash registers. After awhile, Star took out one and Naruto took out the other with an exploding kunai. "A little explosion of cash never hurt anyone." He then looked back toward Cy and sweatdropped. "Evil candy…that is just weird!" Robin had taken out some cardboard samurai, Starfire was fighting that TV thing again, BB was running from a cardboard cut of something called wicked scary, and Raven was dealing with possessed videos.
"Can this get any weirder?" he said as he sent a super charged blue star bolt at the TV to free Star so she would have a better chance.
But it seemed that Control Freak noticed Naruto and sent a few more TVs at him. "Take a look at this!"
"Yeah….I am looking but all I am going to see in a bit is melted metal!"
"Oh really?"
"Yeah! Fire Style: STAR FALL!" He raised his arms into the air and super charged blue fire formed into a huge ball of energy and sent it at the possessed TV. There was a small explosion and the TVs were all half melted.
Robin then used his birdarangs and cut the water system to make it rain and making the possessed….well unpossessed and they all just fell and what fire their was, was gone.
"AH, my remote! I can't live without my remote!" The freak said as Robin took the remote and asked while grabbing the guy's shirt;
"Ever think you watch too much TV?"
"This isn't over, you hear me! THIS ISN'T OVER!"
"Uh…yea it is man." Naruto said with a bored tone.
"Looks pretty over to me." Raven said.
"GUYS! Check it out!" BB started as he went through the movies on the ground, "Movie night!" he then took it to the cashier and started trying to find his rental card.
"Just take it!" the girl said he she handed it to his face.
"OK….this place is weird, but at least there is never a dull moment." said Naruto.
Back at the tower…
BB had used the intercom to get Robin in the living room with the others.
"What's the problem?"
"The problem is that it is show time and you're not in you seat. Even Naruto is here and he has no clue how this stuff works!" BB said.
"You know….I have been learning and I can understand that….it is just the other stuff the goes over my head" The blond said as Star told him they would learn together. While that was happening, Robin had a cheesed off look on his face as he went to sit down.
"Cyborg, you are certain you do not desire to have unhealthy sugar candies?" asked Starfire.
"Ugh…make it go away…" said a sick Cy.
Naruto chuckled and said, "Evil candy not agreeing with a hero like you man?"
Before Cy could respond, BB interrupted. "Ladies and Gentalmen, get ready for the scariest night of your lives! Maybe Control Freak's monsters didn't scare you, but this movie is going to freak you out!" he said as he appeared next to each titan and ended up between Raven and Naruto.
"Whatever…."
"That crap was just weird for me."
BB's mouth fell off at this point. Then Robin and Starfire started blabbing about some hotdog documentary and Cy threw up. BB just went on about the movie being cursed and Naruto rolled his eyes while Raven told him start the movie.
By the end of the movie, they all had freaked out looks on their faces.
"Is it over?" asked BB.
"I dare not open my eyes to find out." Star said.
"Now I am really sick to my stomach." Cy said.
"I've fought psychotic villains, robot commandos, and giant oozing monsters, but that is the scariest thing I have ever seen." said Robin, while Raven recovered and pretended nothing was wrong.
"Yeah…I just hope I don't have to run into that in the ninja world." said Naruto.
After that they all looked at each other and just laughed.
"Did I tell you or did I tell you!" said BB looking proud.
"Thrilling Beast Boy!" Star said. "It was wonderfully horrible!"
They all talked about how scary it was, while Raven was again keeping to herself.
"So, Raven admit it! You were totally scared!" BB said.
"I don't do fear."
"Eh whatever ya say Raven….that crap freaked out even me….." Naruto said with a smirk. She just looked at him like he was stupid. After that they went to bed but it started raining.
They all had to get up because they all heard some chick scream! They meet in the living room and Raven asked as she came in, "Who screamed!"
"Sounded like it came from the movie, did we leave the TV on?" asked Robin.
"We did not and the movie is right here!" said Star as she held the movie, but the lights went off for some reason.
"OK, that's creepy." Cy said.
"The storm! Probably just tripped a circuit breaker." Said Robin as a tentacle went on his shoulder. "Ok Beast Boy, You got us….good one."
"Uh, dude." The green kid said from across the bird boy. They all looked to see that freaky green monster from the moive.
"OH CRAP! IT CAME TO LIFE MAN!" said a freaked out Naruto as it attacked and they tried to counter.
They tried everything they could against that thing but no good. Naruto noticed that Raven tried to use her powers and couldn't and when she was knocked into a wall, it was gone! "OK…that could have been better." Naruto groaned as he tried to get out of the dog pile formed from the pile of titans when it disappeared.
"AH! Someone's claws are on my grebnacks!"
"Heh, my bad!" said BB while Naruto glared at him.
"There was a monster here, right?" asked Cy.
"Where did it go?" asked Robin, looking around.
"And from where did it come?" Star said getting up.
"HELLO!" BB said as he went on with a story that watching the movie opened a portal to another dimension and that it where it came from and now it wanted to eat them all.
"OR." said Cy not buying it.
"Control Freak must have gotten into the tower and stole his remote and get his revenge."
Star eeped while Raven said, "That doesn't explain why my powers aren't working."
They where then going to split up and search the tower, but BB freaked out.
"Hmm…I have to admit, somewhat, to BB's theory…..I do feel an odd but familiar power in the air….but something is up…" said Naruto as the others looked at him. "Let's just look around for now….see what is up."
As they were searching that heard a 'help me' coming from BB's room and when they found what it was….well they were all pissed that Beast Boy, had a toy to freak them out, plus a lot of clothes and stuff in the closet that fell on top of them.
"Oooo! Look out yall, big scary monkey!" Cy laughed mockingly as they exited the room.
"Heh heh yeah Raven. You should've seen the look on your face." laughed BB.
"You mean THIS look." She said pissed off.
"No….that's more angry, then scared."
"I already told you I don't get scared!"
"Sometimes it is better to admit fear then to reject it…" said Naruto only to get a glare from Raven. Then the monster thing came again. "Uh, like right NOW!" the blond said, freaked out.
"Titans MOVE!" ordered Robin and they all started to runaway. They almost fell down an elevator but they caught each other.
When they got out of it, Starfire was the first to speak. "The creature is gone, we are safe."
"Yeah…for now….I felt that odd power again….still freaky though." said Naruto.
"Ok, don't even try to tell me that didn't scare you!" BB said as the tentacles came back and grabbed him. "AHHH! WHAT I TELL YOU! FUNNY GUY GOES FIRST!" Naruto and Robin ran after him but ended up at a door
"Oh come on! It is like he was dragged into that power!" Naruto managed to get out as Robin opened the door.
"Beast Boy he is…" Star started.
"Gone." said Raven and Naruto at the same time. What they came to was the evidence room. They looked around until they came upon the remote and Robin said that he didn't think this was Control Freak.
"Well who ever this is doing this, they are not going to scare us." Raven said.
"Fear ! That's it! The movie, the monsters, Raven's Powers! The answer's right in front of us! If Control Freak isn't behind this then it has to be-" he said but was cut off as he was dragged into the wall. Raven and Starfire tried to pull him out but were flicked back by the other tentacles and Cy and Naruto went to try and pull him but Robin's arm slipped from them.
"Robin!" Cy yelled and then punched a hole in the wall to reveal nothing. "I don't suppose any of you know what he was going to say." The others just shook their heads. They then tried looking through the entire tower for the two missing Titans, maybe they ended up somewhere else in the tower, but Naruto doubted it….he could not feel their chakra anywhere. Only that odd chakra that was familiar for some reason.
Raven the said they should look in the basement. They open the door to it and Raven and Naruto went in first, followed by the Cy and Star. When they were at the bottom of the stairs, Starfire said nobody was there and tried going back up but Cy stopped her.
"Not yet, we have to get to the bottom of this."
"This unpleasant room is not…the bottom?" she asked.
"Don't worry Star….i got your back if anything weird happens." said Naruto as he smiled and she relaxed….only a bit though.
"Come on." said Raven as they started walking around.
Something ran past them and Star freaked out and tried blasting it. "What is it?" asked Cy.
"The floor! I saw something!"
"I didn't." commented Raven, and Naruto just shock his head.
"My vision scanners are not picking up anything either."
Naruto looked at him and said, "Man…..that is cool….but I guess it would not work for me." He really wanted the vision scanner stuff in his head but he didn't want half his body gone.
"Right….let's keep moving."
Something ran past Star again and she blasted it. "Would you stop that already? It was probably Just a few rats." Raven said, annoyed.
"THOSE ARE NOT RATS!" Star said pointing behind the three.
Lots of four eyed rat things appeared and jumped at them. The titans started running now. "OK! This is getting freaky!" Naruto shouted as he, Starfire, and Cyborg started shooting at them. They ran up the stairs but Starfire had lagged behind and had gotted surround by the little creatures and they made a portal to swallow her up.
"STARFIRE!" Naruto yelled as he ran to the spot where all the freaky rats were and they diappeared.
"No…" said Cy as him and Raven came up behind Naruto.
Naruto got pissed off and used his alien strength and punch the ground so hard it made a large dent and some of the floor to come up. "Damnit! It's bad enough we lost Beast Boy and Robin, but now Starfire! Come on…we need to find out what is doing this and put a stop it now!" he said as he started going up the stairs and the other two quickly behind him.
Once they got back up, Cy offered some nice advice, "We'll get through this alright, don't be scared."
"For the last time, I am not afraid." Raven said as she and Naruto walked past Cyborg. Then for some reason, his light was gone. "Cyborg, I could use a little more light. Cyborg?" she said as they turned around to find nothing there! Then some dark bird like creature came out of nowhere and came after them. They were chased all the way into an elevator and for some reason it was working with no power. "No!" Black water started to rise until the doors opened and they both fell out of the elevator all wet.
"You know…this is getting weirder and…weirder." Naruto panted as he tried getting his breath back. He then noticed that they were back in the living room. Then that green tentacle creature came out of one doors and all those weird rats came out of the other. "Give them back!" Yelled Naruto as the creatures tried to get them and he attacked it. "Oh this is so annoying….wait a sec. I get it now! The reason this odd chakra is so familiar…the movie was scary for Raven….her powers don't work because they are turning against her because she won't admit her fears…..what a twist! He thought while fighting the monster while Raven was dealing with the weird rats. That cost him though….a tentacle came and wacked him into the wall.
"Naruto!" Raven yelled, and rats went after him instead.
Naruto didn't even try and get up. He just looked at her and smiled. When they were starting to cover him he said, "I believe in you…..don't worry, I am sure you'll figure it out." With that he was gone and they were coming back to her.
"NO!" she said as she back up all the way to the windows. Then the windows themselves turned into some huge rat! She was surrounded! "Stay back! You don't scare me!" She then began her I am not afraid mantra. She then realized that she was afraid. "I…am afraid, but that doesn't mean I can't fight back!" You were right…I would figure it out. She got her powers back and rose up into the air as the creatures started backing away. Azereth Metrion Zinthos!" Her power flew in all directions and made all the creature be absorbed by it and then it went into the night sky and cried out before disappearing and her losing consciousness.
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A black void. That was all Naruto could see around him. He could feel the presence of his friends here and even Raven's powers. He idly wondered if he was the only one aware of what was going on.
"Only you can hear me, Demon King" a voice sneered out as two sets of red eyes appeared.
"Who is there?"
"The one who will challenge you for the right of the title of Demon King. A pathetic human or alien such as you does not deserve it. How you got it from the Kyuubi is beyond my imagination."
"Ok…so you pissed off…but WHO are you?"
"You will know in due time. But for now, my Gem is waking and our time here is at an end…til we meet, boy."
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A few minutes later, everything was back to normal. Raven opened her eyes to see everyone.
"Raven." said Robin as Naruto helped her up.
"You're all ok?"
"We were never in any danger." Robin said.
"Say what?" Cy said.
"Did you not see the monsters!" BB yelled.
"We saw them, but they were never really there. Raven was afraid, but when she wouldn't talk about it, the fear found another way out."
"Her power!" Star said.
"Yeah! Think of it as one scary ass Genjutsu!" Naruto smirked. 'That is why I felt the familiar power all over the place.
"Once you accepted your fear, you regained control over it." Robin finished.
"You mean Raven made all those creepy crawlies by accident?" BB asked.
"Uh…sorry." She said sheepishly as the sun came.
"Ah! Sunrise, time for bed." Cy yawned out as he walked away.
"You know….your haunted house was way creepier then that stupid movie. Any chance you wanna do all this again for Halloween?" BB asked.
"I'm afraid not." She droned out.
"I might be able to help with that….just gotta get better at Genjutsu then I am now….I am also going to find out what Halloween even is." said Naruto as the other two in the room face vaulted. As they all walking to their rooms for sleep, Naruto could not help but wonder who was talking to them.
A few days later…
Robin was on his motorcycle trying to find some villain while Raven and Cyborg were in the T-car and BB, Starfire, and Naruto were flying around looking for it.
"Range to Target?" The Boy Wonder asked.
"Five hundred and closing, should have a visual in a minute." Cy said.
"There he is!" Star yelled out.
"Correction. There it is." Raven said.
"Where do all these things come from….some radio active land…..sheesh!" commented Naruto, as they caught up to the spider headed dude, but the guy had a gun and shot it to separate the titans. They gave chase to him but he was sending those super lugies at them and Cy almost crashed the T-car. Robin managed to get really close to the guy but, he shot a weird beam at Robin and he was petrified and he was falling! Starfire and Foxfire managed to catch him.
"Getting away! We have to go after him." Robin managed to get out.
"You mean we have to go after him. You need to recover!" Cy said.
"But!"
"Dude, the guy's got a spider for a head….shouldn't be that hard to find." BB said. With that the group split up with BB, Raven, and Cyborg going after the guy and Naruto, Starfire, and Robin going home. When they got there, Starfire started to twist Robin in very painful looking ways.
"Better?"
"Oh, much thanks" He said.
"I welcome you. There are few problems that Tameranian Acupressure cannot solve."
"Man….I really need to learn more about Tameran…..I am the dumbest Tameranian out there!"
"Do not worry brother. You will learn in time"
"Hope so."
"Yeah….but now we can focus solving our other problem." said Robin as he took out his communicator and said, "Titans! Any luck on finding our jewel thief?"
"We found something worse." Raven said and they all looked in the communicator and paled.
"Oh crap." Naruto got out as they looked at all the weird moths. They fought for a while but it seemed that a whole swarm of them seemed to be coming over the horizon.
"Uh we are going to need back up." Cyborg said.
"Were on our way!" Robin said as the three of them started to run off to help.
"Don't bother!" said some freaky moth like guy as their TV showed him. "Even if you defeat a few of my children, you won't be able to stop me from releasing the entire swarm!" He said as the back ground show them.
"THERE ARE MORE OF THOSE THINGS!" Naruto yelled.
"Yes, unless you want your city turned into a moth eaten wasteland. You will do exactly as I say!"
"What do you want?" Robin said through gritted teeth.
"My demands are simple! The city will declare me ruler, the teen titans will surrender, and ROBIN!"
"Hmm?"
"You will take this lovely young lady to her junior prom." The moth man said as a screen showed a blond haired, loud mouthed chick.
"HI ROBIPOO!" She screeched as Naruto could not help but fall on the ground laughing.
"Umm, what was that last part again?"
"Robin. Who is this girl and why does she call you Poo?" asked Starfire, which only made Naruto laugh a lot louder. This was one earth thing he did know but his sister didn't.
"Her name is kitten and you will take her to prom!" the moth freak yelled.
"This prom is some manner of duel, yes? Robin eagerly accepts!"
"No! Hah hahahahah! Star! It is not a duel! Ahahhhahahaha! Oh oh oh!" Naruto said as he tried to stop laughing to tell her."
"He is right Star….it is a date." Robin said.
"EEEEEH! HE DOES NOT EXCEPT! DO YOU HEAR? ROBIN DOES NOT EXCEPT!" Starfire yelled as Robin got her out of the room while Naruto stayed in the room.
"Oh wow….didn't know that." Naruto said aloud. "Of course I would not be able to poke fun because she might not understand…..oh well….man that was a good laugh. While he thought that, he even heard Star rambling about in the hall way. He turned back to the screen. "Well that was funny and all but does bird boy really have to do this?"
"Yes! Wait who are you!" asked Killer Moth.
"Daddy! He is that new HOT titan! Foxfire! Hmmm." said Kitten then thought about it for a sec.
Hot? Oh this can't be good… Thought Naruto as Robin and Starfire came back into the room.
"Do we have a deal?" asked the moth.
"I'll take the girl to prom." Robin said.
"WAIT!" said Kitten loudly and Naruto wondered if she was related to Sakura. "I WANT BOTH ROBIN AND FOXFIRE TO TAKE ME TO PROM!"
Everyone froze at that. "SAY WHAT!" both Robin and Naruto at the same time. Starfire just seethed with green fire lighting up her hair.
"Ok….but don't tell me….you both have to ask her yourselves!"
"Oh Shit."
"You have gotta be kidding me!" said Robin.
"Do it!"
"Fine….Kitten was it." She answered with a meow and robin's eyes were twitching like crazy. "Will you go to the prom with me?"
"Now you boy!"
"I should of just stayed outta sight man. *sigh* Will you also go with me to this prom thing." Naruto said and Starfire couldn't handle it anymore and she burst into flames!
"OH ROBIPOO AND FOXY! I'd thought you would never ask!" she shouted out.
I wouldn't have if I had a choice in the matter. Both boys thought.
Back with the others. They were having a lot of problems. "THERE ARE TO MANY! WE RE NOT GOING TO" Cyborg said but suddenly the moths were gone. "Make it?"
Raven opened her communicator and the two boys came up behind her to looked over her shoulder.
"We bought you some time." Said Robin as he explained what to do next and to search Kitten's place. "Starfire will join you."
"Hey what about you and Foxfire?" asked BB.
"*sigh* we can't….we have to take this 'kitten' to her prom." At this they all had shocked looks on their faces, but in Raven's case, a slight twitching of the eye.
"Ugh…I REALLY SHOULD HAVE JUST KEPT OUTTA SITE!" They heard him yell. "DON'T WORRY GUYS! I AM SENDING SOME TITAN CLONES AS BACK UP!"
A few hours later Robin and Naruto were by some boat in their tuxes. "UGH! This thing is so tight…..they are SO not for battle."
"I know what you mean Foxfire but this the clothing we have to wear to this prom."
"I am so glad I became a ninja….civilian clothes and schools are weird." Naruto complained.
"I am really hoping she does not show" Robin said which Naruto agreed , but they were tapped on their shoulders and they prepared for the worst. Turning around they saw…
"STARFIRE/RAVEN!" they both got out. Starfire was in a glittery pink dress and Raven was in a blue dress.
Raven owns a dress? I THOUGHT ALL SHE WORE WAS THAT BLACK….THING AND THE BLUE CLOAK! Naruto thought loudly while Robin was having his own thoughts about Starfire.
"On such occasions, I think it is customary to wear a dead plant." Starfire said as she put them on Robin and Naruto.
"Ok…this is getting weirder by the minute…." Naruto deadpanned.
"Uh…aren't you two supposed help the others hunt down killer moth?" asked Robin.
"Your orders were to investigate the girl. I intend to investigate her thoroughly. Besides you may required saving!" She said.
"I will do the same, besides…Foxfire made like four clones to help the other two." said Raven.
"Thought that was enough….Titan clones." Naruto said as Robin looked at him.
"Yes and this kitten could be some form of ooze monster in disguise, she is certainly ugly like one, yes?" She said as he Raven listened to what Naruto was saying as well.
"Don't know about that but she must be related to the pink haired banshee back home….she really screeches like one." He said as Raven smirked but before anyone could say anything more, there was a honk and Kitten's huge pink limo came up. "Oh brother…I get it now; she's a spoiled little rich girl." Naruto groaned.
Kitten came out in a pale pink dress and wave to two boys over to her yelling, "YOU WHO! ROBIPOO! FOXY! YOUR KITTEN HAS ARRIVED! MEOW!"
They both smacked their heads while Naruto said, "Yeah….they are either related or she is her alternate reality self, except this on does not hate me."
"Yeah…on second thought…..maybe I will need saving." said Robin while Naruto agreed with him. When they walked away, Raven and Starfire had pissed off looks on their faces.
When they got over to her, she started screeching some more. "OH ROBIN AND FOXFIRE! MY DATES! OH DON'T YOU TWO LOOK HANSOME!" she whispered. "Compliment me on my dress."
"NO/No way." The boys said.
"Do it or else!"
"Nice dress/ what a pink dress" the boys said rudely.
"OH BOYS! YOUR SUCH GENTALMEN! NOT AT ALL LIKE MY WORTHLESS EX-BOYFRIEND FANG!" She yelled out so everyone could hear. "Now…take my arms and lead me in. Oh would it kill you two to smile!"
Robin crack a phycho looking smile and Naruto swore heard the guy's face crack. Naruto did one of his fake fox smiles. "Maybe."
Once they were in, Star slowed screeched up to the front of the pink limo and punched it, making the back half go up. Raven was so pissed at this girl that her emotions blew up the back half of the limo. Many people ran in or backed away very slowly.
Inside the dance floor, the three had taken a seat at a table, with Robin rocking back and forth on his chair, Naruto was banging his head on the table, and Kitten had a pissed off look on her face. "One of you, ask me to dance!"
"I don't dance." Robin got out.
"Uh….I would rather not." Naruto nervously said as he brought his head up.
"COME FOXY! DANCE WITH ME!"
"Uh….no thanks."
"FINE! Then I can have the whole city destroyed, or we can go straight to the kissing!" She said.
Naruto paled and said real quickly, "Nokissingletsdance!" with that they were in the middle of the dance floor.
"OH FOXFIRE! I WOULD LOVE TO DANCE YOU!" she yelled as she flung in around while dancing.
NEVER AGAIN MAN! I WILL NEVER DO THIS SHIT AGAIN! OH! I AM GOING TO BE SICK! Naruto thought.
Raven's emotions made a few balloons and a near by table explode and Starfire had a pissed off look that this chick was not good enough for her brother!
The song ended and Naruto tried to get away but another slow song came and she got him back. Aw man….all this spinning is making me sick!
"From now on foxy! This will be our song!" She said and Naruto gave Robin a pleading look that said 'GET ME THE HELL AWAY FROM THIS CHICK!'
Robin nodded and opened his communicator and said, "PLEASE tell me you guys have found something! Foxfire AND I can't handle this anymore!"
"Well we went to your girlfriend's home address but we can't find anything and the clones are just arguing now!"
The hologram jumped out at Cy and yelled "She is NOT my girlfriend!" At that same moment, BB found a secret entrance and Cy said that he will keep him posted. A few minutes later, Cy, BB, and the Naruto clones reported that they found Killer Moth's hide out and Robin nodded to Naruto. IT IS ABOUT TIME DAMNIT!
Naruto decided to be civil and asked, "So, did you ask the two of us for a reason?"
"There is a reason, but I don't think you would understand." Kitten replied quietly.
"Trust me." Naruto shrugged.
"Well, I am trying to get my ex-boyfriend jealous by talking to the tow of you. Wait a sec, what is with the mood change?"
"Well, you can be all that bad if your doing this for that reason. I am assuming you are still in the love with the guy." At Kitten's nod, he continued. "How about we make a little scene here….get his blood pumping then?" he suggested.
Kitten looked at Naruto with a smirk and said, "Kiss me!"
"Sorry, no can do! I don't like you that way…wait I don't like you at all!" Naruto said out loud and Raven breathed a sigh of relief while Stafire thought, WAY TO GO BROTHER! She also made the yes sign.
"WHAT!"
"YEAH YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT RICH GIRL! Besides, I got word that the Moth man is being taken down as we speak. So we are done here chickie." Naruto said as he started walking away.
"No we are not! Daddy's not calling the shots tonight Foxy! I AM!" She said as she took out a device.
"DADDY?" All the titans present said.
"And unless you want me to let those nasty buys out for a nighttime snack," she said as she grabbed Naruto by the collar and yelled, "YOU BETTER PUCKER UP YOU HOTTIE!" With that she started trying to kiss him. Raven was so shocked and pissed and the table she was at blow up and some of the ground as well. Starfire just had a look of pure shock on her face.
Oh I did not see that one coming….oh well. Good thing I am a ninja...he he he. Naruto thought as he did the switch jutsu and switched with a clone he had secretly made.
The clone did not look happy, but shrugged and planted a kiss on the blond girl, shocking a lot of people, including the original, who was next to a gaping Robin. This will not end well for me. Starfire's hair was on fire again, while there was a sizable dent in the ground around Raven and the ground seemed to have black fire on it. Robin had a look of pure shock on his face.
Kitten was blushing up a storm, but seemed to like it. She opened her eyes to see a very pissed of boyfriend."OH FANG!" She suddenly said as spider head came and crashed the party.
"That is your boyfriend!" Robin said. The original Naruto was pale. UGH! I INDIRECTLY KISSED THAT! OH MY GOD!
"Get your hands off my girl you losers." The guy said as he chucked a cup at the fake Naruto, who went up in smoke, making a lot of people widen their eyes. The girls looked like fish as they had never thought it was a clone and then sighed in relief, until spider head rushed Naruto and Robin. With that they started an odd fight where the spider would use its legs to fight the two. Then a starbolt covered in black energy hit spider freak.
"GET YOUR LEGS OFF MY BOY!" The girls yelled.
"You ok?" asked Raven Naruto while Star was asking Robin if he was ok.
"Yeah…but at least I get to fight today. Unfortunatly, I get the memories of my Shadow Clone." He said as he ripped off his tux to reveal….T-shirt and boxes. Raven, Star, and Robin couldn't help but laugh. "Oh yeah…..I forgot to put clothes underneath this thing….oh well…HENGE!" With that he was henged into his normal clothes. "Good enough for now….though I still feel a draft."
They looked to see Kitten kissing Fang. Naruto almost barfed while Robin said that they looked like a bad couple. So with that fought for a bit and when Naruto had had enough of this crap he did a jutsu. He took out his sword and yelled out, "SOUL SEAL 4!" The blade then split in 5 hooked blades and started sucking out the energy of the spider. "Heh, looks like the rain came and washed the spider out man."
With that they had Kitten and Fang go to jail, with Kitten bitched about getting back at them. BB wanted to keep the larva moth things as pets but Raven said to not even think about it.
They were standing on the dance floor when a voice came on the intercome. "AND NOW THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, THE KING AND QUEEN OF THIS YEARS PROM IS…. ROBIN AND STARFIRE!"
"I guess one dance wouldn't kill me." Robin said as he took Starfire head and danced with her.
Naruto smirked as he watched them….Robin was probably the only person he could trust with his sister. He sighed and looked at Raven."Don't want that dress to go to waste….wanna dance?" Raven looked at him for a minute, remembering what his clone has done for the original. She smiled some and nodded. I guess dancing isn't bad when you dancing with the right person.
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