Title: Ways to the Heart

Pairing: SakuSaso

Rating: T (For Violence, Language and Character Deaths)

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'Blah' - Inner

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Chapter 3: What did I get myself into?!

They were currently in the kitchen. Kisame had finished pointing out the bathroom, living room and some of the rooms that Hidan had sacrificed spy ninjas to Jashin-sama. Sakura shivered at the thought of those rooms. They had encountered a half naked Itachi, a pmsing Konan and a very hyper Tobi. Sakura wondered where all the other members of the Akatsuki were. Just as that thought occured, a blonde and a red head walked into the room.

"Sasori-danna, art is a fleeting thing un. It comes and it goes."

"Just like you I hope."

The two kept arguing, not noticing the set of eyes that were currently staring at them.

"Ahem." Sakura coughed lightly trying to catch their attention.

The pair turned their heads towards the pinkette and Sakura noticed that the red haired man had the most gorgeous brown eyes as she fell deep into them.

'Woah Sakura, slow down. Although the guy is totally sexy, we can't just randomly go falling in love with S class criminals! They're missing ninja's Sak!'

'Yeah but so am I and who said anything about love!'

'Hey, i'm you and i know what your thinking.'

'Urgh, you're so annoying! Leave me alone.'

'Alright, alright.'

"-said she could join" finished Kisame.

"Wait what! Did I something?" questioned a confused Sakura. She was oblivious to the conversation the three men were having whilst she was arguing with her inner.

"Pinkie, talking yourself is the second sign of madness."

Deidara looked dumbly at Kisame and asked, "What's the first?"

Kisame and Sakura cracked up. Sasori sat there eyeing Sakura up.

'Hey Sa-ku-ra. Guess who is looking us up and down ;)'

'What, who?!'

'Mr Readhead hottie in the corner. I suggest you get you bum over there and tell him exactly who we are, if you know what I mean.'

'No I don't know what you mean, pervert. I thought I told you to bug off.'

'Okayyyy! Don't need to tell me twice.'

'Obviously, I do.'

"So yeah pinkie is staying with us. Ain't that right." Kisame chuckled at the frustrated girl standing next to him. Boy it was gonna be fun having someone else to tease, although by the way things are going, i'd say she'll be the one doing the teasing.

Sasori was sat on the chair in the corner. He couldn't take his eyes off her. Everything about her was entoxicating. The way she walked with such elegance, the way her lips would brush against each other, the way her hair shined in the light, the way her eyes would keep glancing at him, the way er lovely round-

Sasori was quickly pulled out of his fantasy as Tobi ran across the room and glomped Sakura. He couldn't help the jealous glares he sent the annoying, mask-wearing freak. How dare he touch my Sakura-chan.

'Woah! Hold up. When in gods name did she become my Sakura-chan?!?!'

'Since you likey her ;)'

'Who the hell are you'

'First your dissing god, then your cursing hell. Make your freaking mind up!'

'That doesn't answer my question. Who Are YOU!'

'Don't get your knickers in a twist. I'm Inner Sakura. I can communicate to other people through Sakura's brain! Clever right.'

'Inner Sakura? Does that mean Sakura knows what i've been thinking about?!'

'Nope. Luckly for you, only I know. But I can still tell her, but she won't believe me T.T Too bad. She liked you too.'

'Huh? Argh, I don't have time to talk to you. Leave me the hell alone!'

'See there you go again, blaming hell.'

'...'

'Alright, i'll leave.'

'...'

'Soo damn ignorant.'

Sasori finally snapped back to reality. Sakura had sat down in the chair next to him and was staring at him intently.

"Are you okay? You seemed a bit... distracted?" She asked, the look of intent still plastered on her face.

"E-erm I t-think s-so?"

"Woah guys! You missed it! Sasori-Danna stuttered. Looks like he's in Lurveeee!"

"Deidara!"

"Holy Shit!" Deidara shot up from his chair and ran out the room. Sasori got up to follow but something held him back. A hand grasping his shirt.

Deidara was on the other side of the base before he realised his Danna wasn't even following him.

"Shit. I've been had!" He grumbled as he headed over to the kitchen.

Hope you guys like it. I should be updating sooner now.

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