Notes from Music-chan: Hey there you guys are, hehe where have you been, I've been here the whole time...Just kidding, I started high school and have been sick the last two weeks, and currently have a fever of 100 f. So you better love me. *cough cough* thank you for the wait! and to Raven's claw9958 for volunteering!

Warnings for this chapter: Mentions of other animes and being apart of them, Hints to what Natsumi is, Mentions of them having part with Hitler committing suicide in ww2 and Yaoi! please enjoy.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sasunaru~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Itachi and Natsumi walked down the corridor to the Male dorm rooms, they where in an empty hall way, every sound echoing. Itachi was wearing a cloak, it was a midnight black and the hemings where a blood red. Itachi's hair was in its usual low ponytail, that swung along his back every time he took a step. He whore a red v- neck t shit, the v ending at the beginning of his chest, the selves tight around his wrist. Natsumi wore a light blue and lavender dress, her waist long purple hair was in a lose bade that ended at the small of her back. the sleeves of her dress were frilled, and laced. Her arms where crossed aginst her chest. Her black high heels clacking with each step.

"Shi shi shi, its been a while since I've had this much fun. I do believe the last time I had this much fun is when I was messing with Sebby and Ceil." Natsumi said as she walked in step with Itachi, an evil gleam lighting her face.

"You make it sound as tho we where taking down Hitler again, rather than getting our Idiot brothers together, Natsumi ." Itachi replied, an eyebrow raised, and looking at the Insane female next to him. No wonder he swore off women. In an instant the gleam was off her face replaced with a face that showed the was thinking, but not to hard.

"I guess your right, tho, that was fun, who knew there was so many ways to make it look like a suicide..." Natsumi said tilting her head to the side almost innocently.

"Hn, where here." the two stop in front of a maintenance closet. Natsumi flicked her middle finger up and moved the handle its self up and over, like a revers way of changing the gears of a car. The floor in front of the maintenance closet slid around, eventually opening to show a single stair case. They walked down, not really talking, until they reached there destination. It was the room where they planed their many schemes, be it against an organization or their younger siblings. It was really just a wide room with weapons galore all over the walls, swords, guns, battle axes, bows and arrows, ect. There was a computer that Natsumi had conveniently hacked to all the security cameras. The table in the center of the room was filled with maps and plans, one they were going to put in to action.

"All right here's the plan. First we get some of our friends in on the plan, then we led them here, get one of them jealous, lead them here, use my ability to talk to kuu-chan, have him talk naruto in to asking Sasuke out,and knowing Sasuke like I do, Sasuke's control on his inner pervert will snap so he'll seduce Naruto, then they'll go to Sasuke's bedroom, cuz he has no room mates, and they have hot steamy sex, and I'll be in the closet video taping the whole thing.." Natsumi said, all in one breath and was now wearing a grin that said she felt accomplished.

Itachi stared at her, then decided to say nothing.

"knowing you its easier said then done, isn't it?'' Itachi asked, after getting over the fact of what she said about the closet.

"Oh well of course, I have to have some fun now, geez. Now lets begin plan 'Get-Sasuke-and-Naruto-to-go-out-in-one-day." Natsumi said as she walked to the stair case. Itachi followed, dreading what she was going to do to him.

~~~~~~~~~~~~Now on to the actual plan*cough cough*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Natsumi spotted her targets, lucly together, making it easier. Fixing her dress, she prepared for the best acting moment of her life. Getting it together, she ran dramatically over to the two.

"Naruto-nii, Sasu-papa, your needed up on the third level, By the student lounge, the one with the big windows, I was told it was urgent, quickly, they're waiting!'' Natsumi said while pushing them in the direction of the stairs.

"Sai wants me to help him find a date, so I have to go, now hurry its important!'' Natsumi had pushed them to the stairs, a 'worried' look in her eyes, before clenching her fist over her heart, then finally walking. Sasuke and Naruto exchanged worried glances before quickly going up the stairs to the destination said by Their younger sibling.(a/n Sasuke considers her his younger sister as well)

"I wonder what has her so worried..." Naruto said has he walked behind Sasuke.

"I have no idea, but if shes that worried, then it must be bad." Sasuke said as he flew up the steeps. When they reached the student lounge, they saw Temari, Garra, Neji, Lee, Ten ten, Shikamaru, Kiba, Hinata and Ino all gathered around in a group crowding something.

"Oh, thank god you made it," Ino said as she ran over to them,"come over here Sasuke"

Ino said already dragging him to the group. When there they saw a women siting on the ground, her legs making a v, the heel of her shoe pointing straight behind her. She had a pink, red, purple and blue ruffled dress, that came up her legs, stopping above her knees. her hair was messy and was falling out, her face adorned with make-up she was crying and her gloved fingers where whipping her tears furiously. . Threw all of this, Sasuke thought she looked like Itachi...

"Whats wrong?'' Sasuke asked, almost afraid off the answer.

"Sasuke, she feel saying that the love of her life would never notice. That he didn't even know she existed!"

"Y-ya, that P-person is Y-y-you S-s-sasuke."

"Ya dude, we tried to tell her you did notice her, but she wont stop."

"Its really troublesome.''

"You d-don't e-ev-even kno-know wh-who I a-am d-do you?"

Sasuke shook his head. Naruto was watching with a twinge of fear, hoping that Sasuke would come over and walk away with him. No, things where going good, why did she have to show up now?

"I'm sorry" he said slowly as if to try not to aggravate the women in front of him. The woman bolted up and started pounding childishly on his chest. Naruto's heart stopped.

"YOU WOMANIZER! YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE ONES WHO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU! YOU NEVER EVEN GLANCE IN THERE DIRECTION! BUT I'M NOT GOING TO BE WALKED ALL OVER LIKE THE REST OF THEM!" Naruto was watching Sasuke, the love of his life with wide eyes, hoping that he would do what he always did to the fan girls, rub them off and walk away.

"Get off of me." Sasuske growled, but it had no effect on the woman in front of him.

"NO YOU WILL LOVE ME!" she said as she jumped up, grabbed the back of Sasukes neck, and pressed her lips against his.

~~~Naruto's point of vision~~~~~~

I watched this slowly, I felt my eyes tear up.

'COME ON TEME, PUSH HER AWAY!' I screamed in my head. Several seconds passed, neither of them moved. I looked at Sasuke's face. His eyes where wide, a look of shock on his face. I watched in horror. I expected his face to relax and him to return the kiss. I couldn't stand that thought, so I turned and ran. I didn't know where I was going, I was just following the unknown force that was moving my legs. When I collapsed from running, I noticed that I had ended up at a Sakura tree that was sitting in a meadow, all alone.

~~~~~~~~~~~Sasuke point of vision~~~~~~~~~~~~

'she kissed me this bitch actually kissed me I don't even know who she is.' I raved on in my head as I pushed her off me and look at my friends who look just as shocked as I did.

"What the hell you crazy bitch! Why did you kiss me? I don't know you!" I yelled at her

'Aw shit I hope Naruto didn't see that.' I looked around for him but I couldn't find him

"Naruto!" I yelled as I looked around for him but couldn't find hm.

"Where's Naruto?" I asked Kiba seeing as he was the closest to me at the time.

"Um.. I don't know where he went he was here but then he wasn't, it was really wired." Kiba said with a stupid look on his face that made me wanna hit him.

"WHY ARE YOU SO CONCERNED WITH HIM WHEN I'M HERE POURING MY HEART OUT TO YOU WHATS WRONG WITH YOU." The girl screamed as she punched my chest. I garbed her fist and gave her a death glare.

"Your a stupid incompetent girl who deserves to surfer the worst existence ever known to monsters." My voice was dripping with venom. Good. I turned on my heel and walked swiftly out of the room.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~With the group~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Wow, Itachi your a good actor!"

"Ya, and you look good in a dress!"

"I can't believe Natsumi convinced you to were that!''

"Ya, but its still troublesome."

"I AM GOING TO KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!"

~~~~~and now we go back to Sasuke point of vision 'cuz this ain't a pretty sight folks~~~~~~~

'CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! SHITTY FUCKING SHIT DUCK CRAP! WHERE IS HE?'

I ran frantically around the school. I stopped by a window and looked out of it, hopping to see my blond dobe. Yes MY blond dobe, I made claims the second I knew what my feelings were. I saw the forest and immediately started running towards it.

~~~~~~~~~~~~normal point of veiw.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The raven-haird man ran towards the forest, in such a rush, he forgot he had super speed. He ran in between the trees dogging some branches, others hitting his face, cutting it, then healing almost immediately. As running he failed to notice the small child-like figure in a tree above him.

'Yes, thats right Sasu-papa, run to the one you love, and make it all better. I'm glad that the test proves worthy of you never leaving his side. Be there for him like I cannot my dear friend.'

Yes, this wasn't just a plan that a child came up with out of boredom, it was a test to make sure that Naruto would have some one when she couldn't be.(a/n OHHH forshadowing) She had to make sure that he wouldn't be betrayed by every one he held dear, like thier parents, even her self. As the figure of Sasuke dissaperd in the distance, Natsumi rose and leaped out of the tree and headed back for the school to get her dress back from Itachi. Still not believing she even got him in it in the first place.

To be continued

Music: there, don't kill me. I have to go do homework and stuff now so I don't have all that free time I did, and I'm still sick so meh. the next part is finishing up the plan so if you want to write a hot sex scene for me, send me a message!

song of the week: You'll be in my heart.