Ahhh… How long has it been?. Sorry, but I've just got out of the hospital (Thanks to a certain man with his *cough* lash *err hemp). And now I'm back!.

Question number four: Beside from being a Chevalier aka your body - guard, ha haa… the word is so funny… Uh oh… *cough cough*, is there any career you wish him to have?.

a). Umm, I need some one who knows about funeral service for that is my family traditional business. You know, some time our clients need more people to come at their home, so a chevalier with a sombre face and dark clothing would be great . And he better has such an abundant health for one of our truck has been broken recently, we need him to carry coffins and deliver them. I won't say it just a short trip, so in some meaning he has to carry it for a reaaalllyy long time. As in always. Er… actually that also requires a thick skin on the face.

Has he ever carried anything as big as a coffin?. Like a steel thick huge cello case, perhaps?.

Oh and my kids need a nanny too. Do you have a chevalier that good with children?. Good as in… Uhm… I don't know I don't want him to give my kids too much sugar for police will sure come and there are some things I don't want them to see. *whispers*. We cut our clients eye lids and hide them inside the walls.…

"Blink. What?".

What?

…. "O-K". (Good thing that I have Amshell as my boss).

*stares at je weirdly*…. Any way, I don't want him to talk much and stuff them about the "birds and bees". I don't want him to be close with them for hey they're my kids!. I'm sure as hell that I don't want him to steal them away from me!... Yet but some how, the children would love him and sticking around him, put flowers on his hair, shove straw on his face, tell him to change their clothes…. Hey hey hey, he's better not a lolicon, he should blush and crawl the shit out of the room like a good virgin boy he is.

Oh can he do any household chores?. Washing dishes, clean the floor,…. Huh?. Oh, sure I can hire a nanny but there are some things broken in my house. Like the bulb, and if he's handsome then there is my marriage.

What?. Oh, please I give you millions so of course I would expect a lot of him. You know what I want him to good at every freaking thing!. The animals should love him too!. They would want to eat his clothes!.

"Forgive my impolite…err… sir?. But I guess that you're zhe type who love eating cucumber with two eggs on each side?".

Why, YES!.

b). My company is doing commercial about toothpaste so I need a good looking guy that grins 24/7 and has white blinding teeth. It would be do me a big favor if he has two canine fangs. Oh, please don't look at me that way. It's just there are some fools out there who love to be like us…. *coughs* I mean to be vampire or some thing so that certainly a hell good way for our toothpaste.

"Riiing… ~Oh baby!. Can you see my eye lashes…." *Panics*

"….Lash lash… do da do…." *Reaches into every… her pockets*. (I guess that a her for although she has a beard, but her boobs are like two water melons. Lets call her beard lady!. ^o^)

"….Lash bump chat…. " *Turns pale*

"They are so beautiful that sometimes,…" *Eyes with special six lashes widen, and stands up straight, turns around*

"I found my self wearing thong…. " *Some ruffling sound*

"Yo yo… L A hey S H. Lash…. Beep"

WHAT?. Argeno, I'm busy… What?. Gruuu… That traitor!. "Beep". Now I need a stupid former CEO who would be willing to let me pull his strings and a psychiatrist.

c). I have such a wonderful CD. Do you want to hear it?. It is so touching and marvelous and so sexy and so hot. *giggles* I was in a cold shower and strangely I think about black-coal-kun and *blushes* he was… *squeal*. So of course you want to hear it, silly. Hear let me turn it on!.

"Hell non. *grasp a pen*. Stay away from me. I have… a pen, and I won't hesitate to use it".

No, I mean the CD silly.

"Oh, the CD".

And Chariot-kun, what can you do with a pen like zhat?.

"Don't mock me!. I now can perfectly speaking English!. About zhe pen, Mr. Darnit used to draw mustache on Argeno's face. He looks like Collin's son already, and with zhat mustache he looks like he got it from Amshell too. And I do NOT want to look like any of them!"

*gasp gasp* "Ummm, can we back with the CD, please?".

OK!. *skips skips and plays the CD*

"-".

(What is zhis?. It sounds like a retard homo duck trying to sing…. Opera. Yes, it has to be Opera for I couldn't catch a single word).

Good, right?. So I want a producer, who has a delicious taste in fashion. I want show up my curves, and I want him to give me such a great massage at night. *winks and more giggles* I want him do me some night service.

d). I don't know how to cook. There was one time I went into the kitchen and I accidently put eggs in the stove and the next thing I knew is a big "BA-BOOOM", and there is water on over the floor, and my Ranma is yelling. So I need a chevalier with great cooking skill as a true master chef. And I please tell me he is NOT that referee in Master Chef Australia. I mean what with him. Why does he always wears a choke-tie?.

"Hey, that's rude!".

(Man, she ignores me!).

Oh and my so close friend has die recently. And she was a old hag, so I need to rent some one to cry for her. *sighs* she was my friend so I have to be there, but it would be way to boring!. I rather go on a date with Jaken than being there pretend to be hurt.

(Yeah, close friend!)

Oh ohhhh, could your chevalier do any magic trick?. Like the trick that the magician pulling out a hundred of them inside a tiny thing like his pocket?.

"Ohh yeah, we do…. WAIT!. Did you just say "you need some one to cry"?. Then, there is a really BIG question for you. *Grasp her shoulders, look straight into her eyes*

"Could you stand a high MHz that would tears apart your eardrums?. No… burns your ears to ash…. No no no…. a better question would be: Was…. you deaf?. "

…

"Hello?"…. "Moshi moshi?"….

"Bam, she is perfect!" (Now I can get him sold!).

e). I love comedy show, so I want him to give me a belly dancing.

(Oh, great! Another pervert).

*pulls off his shirt*.

Ewww…. Uh oh….

(There are drawings on his front, and it in shape of a face with his nipples as eyes and his bulging navel as the nose).

Here, like this!. *uses both hands to pinch his flesh, moving it with his thumbs and fore fingers*.

I'm the great vizier with the super power to control you!.

(Oh, so his over weight is doing him a favor and that is mouth).

Now, look at my lashes and bow before me!. You foolish human beings!.

f). Stood!. Bow!.

*kick my chair abruptly and bow*

I need General to watch out my daughter when I'm going abroad!.

"Monsieur, you mean your troops?"

No, my daughter!. Daughter is a girl that was born by a man and a women, when he thrusts his pen….

"Ok sir, I get it!"

*Nods*. And my daughter is a girl that was born by my wife and me in the heat moment on the gunfire battle flied,…

(What with this dude?. And in the middle of a war?).

… when a bomb was throw two feet way, and we were hiding beneath a rock as our shield. My pen….

"*cough*Sir, I totally understand English!."

(A bomb was involve?. Guess that why he looks like a Terminator. And since he loves to talk about his thing, I would call him: Terminator version P - Metal XLL).

Good!. So I need a strictly man with no force can move his heart!. (*groan*. Zhis is HARD!). And I need him to be a good catcher, for my daughter is inherited my adventure blood from me, so she usually tries to jump off a bridge or a high building with the frame of an umbrella.

(They need to get their brain checked!).

Do I make myself clear, soldier?.

"Sir yes, sir!".

Good, now I have a brain check to go!. So good bye!. Bow!.

*Gape*

g). I want a hand puppets show!. Err I mean my daughter wants a hand puppets show!. For I'm a full mature adult, and I'm not a loser that have to go around putting puppet show for living or wearing costume. Pfff…. I'm not that bum!. And let me tell you, my job is the most meaning career in the world that brings thousands of lives….

Oh, speaking of my job. Do you have any bum out there that willing to take a drug test?. And I have such a evil costume right here with me, so I want him to wear it to increase the horror. He will play the Phantom and I will be the innocent girl with a whip and a corset, drying beside his corpse…..

Oh, I need a new digital camera for that!... And a coffin.

Note: The answers above were surveyed, and those answers are what we get zhe… the most to describe our 7 types of Chevaliers. If you don't like it, please write one of your own and then on a specific someday we will post your answers. Merci beaucoup!.

Heck, the day of freaks!. I'm exhausting!.