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Special Agent Seeley Booth woke to the light sound of his radio, and the blinding light of his open curtains. He moaned and covered his eyes, his head was pounding and he didn't really remember coming home the night before, actually he couldn't really remember much at all from the night before. Booth rubbed his eyes sleepily, man, he must have been waisted. He turned to his side and buried his nose into his pillow, maybe it'd help if he just went back to sleep.
But before he drifted off he heard a shuffling of the sheets, and felt someone, or something moving on the other side of the bed. He stopped, frozen, fully awake now. Who was in the bed beside him? He sat up slowly and turned himself around just as the women sharing the bed with him did the same thing, their eyes met with the same look of utter confusion.
Booth stared at her a bit longer, then was the first to speak. Very slowly he uttered the only words that came to him at the time. "Oh, crap."