Is that the best you can do? I'm getting bored.
Who Am I? I am Perry the Platyborg
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Evil Vision
Twas genesis of my glory when I had this vision
A quest for power and world domination
But a few specks of dirt irritated me
Not to worry, I have impostor robots in my vicinity
The boss was foolish to make me his slave
Not to mention the insults and debts unpaid
But at last, my hour of ascension is at hand
Don't try it, to the bars your agents have been banned
If only I could get hands of that meddling monotreme
I would've succeeded my own mission and lived the dream
But… wait! No! Don't shoot me with that!
I'm not ready to go! I refuse to part!
Uhhh, wait! Where am I? How long has it been?
The last thing I remember is repairing a photocopy machine.
Ugh! My head hurts. Eight o clock! I've wasted too much time.
What has happened? And Who am I?