Chapter 4: Death Trap
Otaku: MEOW!
EdAl: Whats that?
Izze: We'll explain later.
(over at a group of people who seem to be...enjoying themselves...)
: Hey, look! Some ppl are like dying and stuff over there!
: LETS GO!WOO!
Whoeverthemaincharactersare: We have to sing a dramatic song of love and happiness to help them! (start song)
IzzeBladeAlEd: (start bleeding uncontrollably from ears) MAKE IT STOP!
Otaku: MOWWWWWWWWWMEOW!
SFGWALTM: We can't let the kitten suffer!
(singing stops)
Izze: QUICK! (everyone teleports away)
(meanwhile in a cabin with locked doors, windows, and with everything soundproofed and barricaded.)
Blade: Is everyone alright?
IzzeEdAl: Yeah...
Otaku: :( (angerrrrrrrr)
Blade: So...I drew out a trap to get everyone!
Izze: Wouldnt it be easier to go stab everyone?
Blade: That wouldn't be as fun!
Izze: Yeah I guess. Oh wait...you need to get more spikes in that area...people who fall in will start to pile up, so some people won't be implaed by the spikes. If you spread more across a bigger radius, more people will die!
Blade: Oh yeah!
(so the heroes carry out their devious plan...don't ask me where they got the materials)
Thefourmaincharacters: Hey! What r u doin in there?
Blade: (crashes through window) YOU ALMOST KILLED MY CAT! (impales the creepy-looking one with the swoopy hair with cleaver)
Gaylookingonewithswoopyhair: (dies) gughhh...
Overlyambitiousfreakgirl: NOES! I LUVED HIM!
Blade: Why? I mean...look at his hair...it's all swoopy.
: (high pitched voice) Hey he's my bro
Theonewhoactuallygotmarried: (even more high pitched voice) Yeah!
Blade: (throws bomb) (runs back in house and alchemizes steel walls around house)
BAFWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Izze: Since when did bombs go bafwoom.
Blades: My bombs do. They're a mix between grenades, flash grenades, smokescreen, and molotovs.
Izze: Cool.
Al: Those people sounded so bad.
BladeIzzeEd: Yeah...
Otaku: MEOW!
Blade: Huh?
Izze: (looks out window) THE CROWDS COMING!
Blade: Ok (hands out bombs) These explosives are a fusion between punk rock and heavy metal. Guaranteed to destroy pop music. In other words...what they're playing.
(everyone runs outside and throws bombs)
(suddenly the ghost forms of rock bands appeared and played music)
Crowd: EEK! ITS NOT POPPY! RUN!
Crowd: (fall into spike trap)
EdAlIzzeBlade: WOOT!
Otaku: MWOW!
(ghost bands fade away)
Izze: So...is everyone dead now?
Blade: :D Yep.
Blade: We have to remove all evidence.
(one hour later)
Ed: The charges are set in my area.
Al: Done.
Izze: Pretty much the opposite of not not not completed.
Blade: Alright...so a safe distance is about a couple of miles.
(a couple of miles later)
Izze: Lets do this :D
Otaku: (presses big red button) :D
OtakuEdIzzeBladeAl: :D
!
Blade: Camp Rock has been officially eliminated.
Otaku: (purrs)
*and so our heroes get back to their car...*
Blade: Where now...it better not be High School Musical...
Izze: I was thinking POKÉMON!11!1!1!1!1!11!111!
Ed: Overexcited much?
Izze: *hits Ed with mallet*
Al: *slams Blade's head into table*
Blade: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!
Al: Im bored -_-
Blade: *takes out Keyblade* You wanna fight?
Izze: WHATS THAT!
Blade: A keyblade
Izze: Oh...
Blade: I got bored of the overkill cleaver :-\
Izze: Oh...
Al: So we were gonna fight?
Blade: YEAH!
Izze: EPIC BATTLE FIGHT! WOOT!
*suddenly...a rumbling noise appeared in the background*
Izze: what's that?
*suddenly again a giant horde of rabid fangirls come dashing out into the open*
Gianthorde: WE LUV EDWARD!
Blade: OH NO TWILIGHT FANGIRLS!
Mini Chapter: The Horde Attacks
*Blade takes out keyblade, Izze takes out invisible sword and katana, Ed and al make weapons, Otaku makes claws a foot long*
*randomness over*
Gianthorde: YOULL DIE FOR ALMOST KILLING EDWARD!
Blade: *takes out pistols instead*
Ed: UR GONNA SHOOT THEM ALL
Blade: they're just stun bullets...geez
Izze: WE MUST USE GRENADES!*giant pile of grenades appears*
Blade: Cool
Al: slams Blade's head into ground
Blade: I am going to kill you
*horde rushes towards them*
Izze: it's all or nothing
They all jump into the air and spread grenades across the group, which knocks them all out.
Fangirl: HAHA IM STILL STANDING!
Blade: *shoots fangirl* no you're not.
Izze: We must escape!
Al: Where to now?
Blade: *leaps into drivers seat* *blasts radio* WERE GOING SOMEWHERE EPIC!
Izze: -_-" there he goes agin
Blade: HELL YEAAAHHH!