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Chapter 2: The Teams

"Hello and welcome back to Total Drama Return to Wawanakwa! I am Chris Mclean. Now campers follow me!" Chris and Dove lead them through the forest.

"This is where you will hang out between challenges and maybe even do challenges in here." Dove said.

"It's nice out here." Rose said softly, looking around at the scenery. Kevin walked up to her.

"Yeah, just wait till night…where all the creepy, scary, deadly animals come out." He smirked at her slightly scared face. Deborah rolled her eyes at him. They next led them to the beach next.

"This is the beach… you will do stuff here. Let's move on!" Dove said, marching enthusiastically towards the mess hall. In side there they each took a seat on the uncomfortable stumps that were meant to be seats.

"Man, bro! These seats are uncomfortable!" Ian complained rubbing his behind.

"WELL, GET USED TO THEM!" A deep, scratchy voice said. They all turned startled –excepted for Hanzo who just calmly looked over to the speaker. There stood Chef and a teenager with brown messy, curly hair and deep brown eyes. He wore normal jeans and a white t-shirt and a black apron tied around his waist.

"Now listen up! You will eat here three times a day! And only three times a day! UNDERSTOOD?" Chef said.

"And I'm helping!" The brown haired boy said.

"Right," Chef grunted. "And this is Gavin he'll be helping out in the kitchen." Gavin waved at them.

"Sup?" He said lazily.

"NOW OUT WITH ALL OF YOU, MAGGOTS!" They all scrambled to get out of their seats, and met the hosts outside.

"I see he's finished with you."

"Alright!" Chris rubbed his hands together. "Off we go!"

- Confession Cam-

Chris: This is where you will make you confessions!

Deborah: *sighs* I can live.

Ivy: Egh! It reeks in here, man!

Shika: *Sees him leaning against the wall sleeping*

Tristen: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea… *then remembers something* No this is a good idea.

- Confession Cam Over-

"And lastly, these are the cabins you will be staying in for the rest of your time here with your team mates, or friends, oooooor more than friends." Dove drawled out, Chris puffed angrily.

"Now it's time to make the teams teams!" Chris said.

"Okay! Let's get started, shall we Chris?" Dove said, not waiting for his answer she started. "Team one, stand to the right when I call your name. Ian, Tristen, Even, Kevin –hey that rhymed- Jun, Ivy, Hanzo, Shika, Pyro, Mikayla, and Baxter. Please stand to the right." They all moved. Ian smiled at Tristen.

-Confession Cam-

Ian/Riley: Tristen's a cool guy to have on ma team. His eyes are nice too… *Goes wide eyed* I -I mean- ah- cool guy. *screen goes fuzzy*

Baxter: So cool! I have an awesome team! Did you see that Hanzo dude? He was all like POFF! Then he was like nowhere to be seen… THEN POFF AGAIN! And flamethrower dude! And Ninja girl! And- *screen goes fuzzy* (How she saw Hanzo... No one will ever know...)

Kevin: They aren't too bad. We do have some pretty cool people on our team. And that coming from me.

Even: There are some nice lookin ladies here… but still Georgia is still pretty hot. *he smirks at camera*

- Confession Cam Over -

"And to the rest of you! Georgia, Rose, Kerri, Whitney, Deborah, Vince, Matt, Sammy, Mari, Joshua, and Kaitlin! Over to the left! You have –"

"Wait!" Whitney interrupted Chris. "They have seven guys and we have seven girls! That hardly fair!"

"Yeah, what she said!" Baxter said, crossing her arms in a playful way. Everyone looked at her in surprise, not noticing her coming back. They all shook it off.

"Fine! Each team pick someone to switch." He grumbled. The other teams went into their own huddle.

"I think Kerri should go." Georgia said. Kerri looked at her and pouted.

"But I made friends on this team!" She whined. They all – except for select few- raised an eye brow at her.

"Like who?" Georgia sneered.

"Like Sam, Rosie, Mari, and Josh!" She announced. Georgia opened her mouth to say something but Whitney beat her to it.


"I'm going if it'll shut you up." The prep opened her mouth to retaliate when the rest of the team agreed leaving her out voted.

"Baxter?" Even put in. They all turned to look at him with a really, fucking really? look on their faces. "What?"

"We need a guy, Even." Ivy said with an ah, duh look.

"What about Shika?" Ian said looking at his sleeping forum. Hanzo, Tristen, and Jun shook their heads.

"He has potential in certain subjects." Hanzo explained.

"I believe ninja dude!" Baxter yelled pointing at Hanzo. Then Even got an idea.

"What about me?" He asked. All of their heads snapped up towards him.

"Sure." They all said. Ian stood from his crouched position and yelled at Chis and Dove.

"Yo, guys! We picked Even!" Dove smiled.

"Good they picked Whitney. SWITCH!" Both of them made their way across to their new teams. Even was happy about there being more girls on this team.

- Confession Cam-

Even: Best idea ever!

- C.C out! -

"Now as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted. You have one minuet to come up with a name for your team! Heck you could use one from past seasons, I don't care!" After a few seconds of muttering to each other Team one said.

"The Silent Assassins!" This was yelled out by Baxter, her team mates looked at her weird since that wasn't what they had decided on. The hosts shrugged.

"Fine by me." Dove said. A red symbol popped up, it was a ninja with a samurai sword. The next team soon yelled out.

"The Untouchables!" A green symbol popped up with the MC Hammer "Can't Touch Me" dance pose. (A/N I know totally lame names, but I couldn't think of anything else!)

"Now that that's done let's get a move on!" Dove exclaimed. "For the first challenge we are bringing back an old tradition to Total Drama. So, go get your bathing suits on and meet us up on the cliff in two hours." With that the two co-hosts left. The two teams left, with their luggage and into their respective quarters.

- Girls side of The S.A.'s-

"Top bunk!" Baxter yelled as she jumped up on the closest bed. Jun sat underneath her on the bed. Ivy took the top bunk on another bed, Whitney took underneath her, and Mikayla got a bunk to herself.

"This could be nice." Mikayla said, looking around.

"Yup, as nice as rotting wood could be, and mold." Iviline said sarcastically. Baxter rolled her eyes at her.

"Come on! This is AWESOME! Trees you can climb! Races! Pranking!-"

"Now your talkin, girl. I brought all of my pranking stuff from home!" The horror fanatic said.

"Really?" Whitney asked. Ivy smiled evilly at her.

"Yup! Ha-ha!" She laughed. Jun just sat there listening to their conversation, joining in at some parts.

- S.A.'s Boys-

They walked in and looked over the room.

"Fancy…" Ian said. Taking the bunk above the one Tristen had chosen.

"Eh, as long as the beds are good, I'm good." Shika said laying down on one of the bottom bunks. Kevin took the one above him. Leaving Pyro and Hanzo to share a bunk. But Hanzo just dropped his things on the bed and stood by the window.

"Hanzo?" Hanzo turned to look at Tristen. "Aren't you going to unpack and maybe rest up before the first challenge?"

"A Ninja never sleeps until death." He said simply.

"Okay." Tris said, and continued to unpack.

"Hey, Pyro!" Kevin called over to the Russian. Pyro looked over to him.

"What's up with the creepy mask?" Pyro narrowed his red eyes at him. Kevin made no more comments about him.

- T.U.'s Boys-

"Grosse." Was the one word that Even could say to describe this, cabin.

"I agree." Samuel said. Putting his stuff on a bottom bunk.

"Come on, guys. It isn't that bad. We got a… view." Vince said, trying to lighten the mood.

"Yeah, if you call a polluted lake a view." Even resorted.

"It's a pretty nice view! I mean look at the wonderful Cheetos rapper floating ever so gracefully in the water?" Everyone started to crack up.

"You're a funny, dude. You know that?" Matten said. Josh smiled at him.

- T.U.'s Girls -

"Grosse." Georgia complained, setting her stuff on a top bunk, above Deborah's bunk. Kerri put her stuff on the top bunk, above Rosie's.

"It's alright, Georgia. You could always go over and visit Even." Kerri teased. Georgia looked at her, embarrassed.

"What are you talking about?" She demanded. Deborah laughed.

"Please, we all saw how you looked at him." She said.

"I did not!"

"She's in denial!" Kaitlin said in a sing-song voice. She out her luggage above Maris bunk, who smiled a little at the conversation.

"I am not!"

"Alright, alright." Deborah put her hands up in mock-surrender.

"Thank you, Deborah." Georgia said exasperated.

"She said she'll stop. But that doesn't mean I won't!" Kerri giggled.


I know it's really short but I wanted to put up something. And I pulled the teams out of a hat.

Scarlett Dove